Saturday Post 149

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1921 steps today (remembering that like 1346 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place; D2 proudly reports that 1921 steps also equals forty-four kcal or 780m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Love Has to Grow' and thirdly, TWFT topic's Focus on Your Opportunities, Not Your Rights'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-After the usual dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to Pole's for small group~
-last night, Jeff and Huldah led  Bible study about serving others and making yourself last. Huldah even made cookies with a very thin layer of chocolate @ the bottom! Tony and I both grabbed two. Oh, and for some reason, Ben couldn't make it, but Joshels was there last night too; he lemme in after I rang the doorbell. Actually, he walked behind me into the dining room, constantly jabbing me in the back; after I'd sat down, I told him, "The only reason I let you do that and not turn around to bash you up was because that meant you were walking behind me." XD
-Pole tootled me home afterwards; immediate bedtime, after the usual nightly events.
-Argh, last night I might've gotten another awesome night's sleep, but for PIG mum noisily cheering on some Winter Olympians @ like 1;30am! ><- p="">-Nature also called around 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear continued until PIG mum left for work. I used the pot :P once more, and after she'd gone, continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Rhi arrived. The garage door was open, but the entrance door to inside was closed; Rhi just stood there and called, "Hello?" to which I replied, "Good morning Rhi, please come in."
-After counting down fifteen more minutes, I used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. Rhi got me kitted (how come she always jams my toes when she puts Elf's socks on? This time, I made sure not to have a constipated look over my face, but Rhi still immediately knew she'd squished poor Elf's toes because she says she can feel them.) then Forced me to walk over to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth, Ela also enjoying her once weekly reprieve. Thanks to Rhi who squirted me some toothpaste.
-After  drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
That done, I went to wash and dry Era, before letting Rhi Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, where I made myself a yummy ham, egg and cheese toastie and enjoyed my once weekly mug of white tea, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After tidying my room, Rhi sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, painting her blue with yellow spots today (minion colours) while we just yakked.
-At midday, she took me to the loo once for two tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table, Rhi made me one mug of lemon green tea (coz we're outta Milo?) that was my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After having no luck reaching Aunty Lai, I rang and spoke with little Mickey pig and Uncle Fung.
-Rhi cooked me half a packet of Maggi noodles for lunch then massaged Ela for a lil while longer, before taking me once more to the loo.
-She left, I had lunch, then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Randomly, just before 2pm, the parents demand I wear another pair of shoes and take a quick walk (they're packing for our Tasmania trip). I use that opportunity to use the loo once more.
-Hopefully Carol lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And tonight, while PIG mum's going to Aunty Winnie's birthday party, dearest dad and I are going over to Aunty Catherine's for dinner! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^