Monday, February 24, 2014

Monday Post 150c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4654, which D2 proudly reports as equaling sth well over ninety-nine kcal or sth well over 1.72km. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself 9Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, before Carol helped with my shoes and laces, I went over to wash and dry Era then I let her Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who bought me one roll of tuna sushi; even better, the shop owner had placed the soya sauce fish inside the bag, so that after Carol wouldn't allow me any soya sauce, saying PIG mum would've left it out had she intended for me to find some, when she took the sushi from the bag, the soya sauce came too, meaning I had some! :D Oh, and the mug of green tea was my official mug for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her strawberry ice cream pink with ice cream cone beige dots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two/three tinkles. She's back Wednesday and is having lobbies for dinner tonight.
-I returned happily online until PIG mum awoke from pigland, tumbled downstairs then immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced mostly poor Ela on 45+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes for her.
-Finally, she combined with dearest dad to gleefully FORCE :( poor Em to plod 400 steps of that cross trainer thing for her.
-After one more loo trip, dinner was the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon, a little tasteless soup beef and some yummy sea perch.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of hairy melon soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, nature's calling now, so fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^ 

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