good evening! TWFT topic's "live caleb's way (1)' and em's been hard @ work plodding 3790 steps today. righteo, lee just came and fixed our net; before that, i typed my post using microsoft word:
*argh* the dumb dumb net isn’t working! >< so here I am, typing this out using Microsoft word and hoping that lee will come over soon to help us fix the stupid internet soon. Actually, lol, uncle calvin’s just volunteered to come over and check it out for us … dunno why the parents are refusing his help! ><
anyways, em’s been hard @ work plodding 3482 steps today. Righteo, today’s events?
-when dearest dad left for work this morning, I told him that he could take half the sausage bun with him (the sausage bun I’d bought with nobuko last night @ garbo). I also asked him to please wake up K1, which he did. “I don’t love you or dad the most anymore,” sulked K1, “you guys wouldn’t lemme sleep!” and who does he love the most now? “bear bear.” But bear bear’s busy drying out in the sun …? “fine. I love emperor the most, then.” :P
-after dearest dad left for work, I had a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance to get through today, then I cuddled emperor and we snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with “fifteen more minutes.”
-I counted the fifteen minutes down, then spent the last little time remaining before PIG mum came back inside continuing the chat with percy the angel/saint. (actually, what’s it called? A monologue? Coz he can’t reply, obviously)
-when she came back inside, I swung myself over to use the pot :P again for two tinkles before I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. However, knowing that PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom (I don’t understand why, coz the new bathroom has no ramp that PIG mum can use to complain that pulling me up hurts her back) I just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-she handed me that sausage bun I’d bought with nabuko the night before. But I thought I’d told dad to take half!? So PIG mum kindly cut half and put that into the fridge for dad toms. She also made me one mug of cold milo. I drank the entire mug of water, coz I wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. I did my stinky unspeakable, whilst leaning on the rail home mods had installed for me.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED me to walk to the 4WD.
-we listened to westlife’s “the love album” all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to your :P turn for physio. She gleefully FORCED me to walk inside, then went to repark the 4WD. Era played with the blocks and built one tower nine high. “wow,” whispered ela, “you’re so cool. I’m scared of heights, I could never build one that high.” :P
-PIG mum came back and gleefully forced poor ela on stacks and stacks of exercises, like the blocks. I also got 16:02 on the motomed today.
-when we left, I said bye to joy and mary-anne (sp?) and told them I wouldn’t be here next Friday, coz I’ve got some appointment @ the P.A.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza for lunch!
-she gleefully FORCED me to walk inside, then told me to take a seat first coz there were lotsa ppl queuing to buy kebabs.
-when the line thinned somewhat, PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk over to the kebab, where I ordered my kebab. “righteo,” naz recited, “you want lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese, pineapple, and lotsa – oh no! we’re outta mayo!” so I had BBQ sauce instead. Naz promised that he’d get more mayo.
-toilet beckons. >< bbl~
-but since PIG mum’s too busy washing the dishes to watch me go to the loo, I’ll type several more lines:
-aunty Katherine wandered over for a chat! She just had a big breakfast @ café di luna, see.
-PIG mum got me a jasmine milk tea with pearl, and got herself that two/three vegetables, one meat dish thing from lili’s and a plum juice.
-we yakked away with aunty Katherine. She’s gonna keep an eye out for me as to where you can buy the one-eyed minion and deep fried ice-cream from!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk back to the 4WD, and tootled us home. I let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-back home, I popped onto the computer. But the stupid net was down. >< so I started typing those pelvic tilting exercises out for jenny.
-when nabuko came, she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower – hairwash today. I had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. Nabuko rinsed the floor for me before she led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-I asked nabuko did she want me to walk to the fridge and get out the ingredients for my arvo tea, but she lemme sit down. then she made me the perfect arvo tea! One toasted cheese – yup, two slices, thanks nabuko! – ham and mayo toastie cut into two rectangles, plus one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to drink ‘incorrectly’.
-nobuko gave ela a massage @ 5:40pm, painting her light blue today. Her next and last job for today’s @ Moorooka (sp?); she finishes @ 8pm, and is having yummy homemade pizza for dinner tonight! I think I’ve already said this, but her husband’s the hotel manager of this place called ‘explorer’s inn’, which is somewhere on turbot street, I think.
-nabuko left the television on to channel seven for me before she left. I watched some lucky man win ten grand on deal or no deal, then continued doing my sudoku when the news started.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok and other vegies, one thin strip of tofu skin, and several small slices of pork/chicken. Dad started forcing poor ela to hang onto the bowl while I ate, but gave up when he got his own food. Meaning when PIG mum poured me my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice to wash down dinner with, I only took the first few gulps ‘incorrectly’, then I slipped my pointer back inside and drank the rest ‘correctly’.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk back to the computer.
-hmm … it’s already been twenty-one minutes since I asked mother please to watch me go to the loo. Let’s try again. Lol, but she’s in the toilet now! >< :P I’ll type several more sentences again.
-dad rocked off to pick lee up, he’s –
-actually, PIG mum gleefully FORCED me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-ooh, dad’s home!
-thanks to PIG mum for a mug of water – which I was very careful to hold ‘correctly’, of course, and I did a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back for me, gleefully FORCED me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED me to walk back online.
-toms: tessa’s coming @ 10am. But even if she does bring me her notebook to play with, I won’t – coz I need to finish three more sudoku toms in order to claim uncle colbert’s next small prize! Meaning I won’t bother to ask PIG mum if she’ll let us out to the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me, but I promise to start again next week. I’ve still got the sneaking suspicion that PIG mum’ll keep refusing until December, when she’ll say, “alright, you guys can go, but that’s your one year celebration and your Christmas celebration combined.” But hey. and as always, I can only pray that Vincent the bloody physio won’t show up, only I know better by now to even think that god bothers listening to my prayers. So instead I’ll hope to get through his bloody torture session without any falls. Then jeannine’s coming in the arvo! Lol, she’s one of those who only bothers to give ela her massage for fifteen minutes exactly, not even one minute more. But I’m pretty sure she’ll feed me a perfect arvo tea. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! My final plodding total, after the loo trip, now stands @ 3670.
P.P.S. after lee fixed our net, he left the internet page open to sth really funny that horrid PIG mum won't lemme write. >< but i know leanne wouldn't have appreciated it, definitely! :P
P.P.P.S. the spam count for this weekend's fifty-two.
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