saturday post27

good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'guiding your kids through the tough years (1)' and em's been hard @ work plodding 1322 steps today. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-lee, aunty a, my parents and i all settled down to some yummy dinner. i actually drank half a bowl of soup first, then had some rice, sea cucumber and BBQ meat.
-then we just chatted away till cake time! we all stood and posed for photos and stuff - lol @ aunty , who took one photo of lee, my parents and i - but cropped out the cake! :P
-awesome, aunty a says she'll gimme her big snoopy in her will! :P
-i walked lee and aunty a out. lol, i managed not to spill the beans! :P
-the second they left, PIG mum immediately kicked me to bed. zzz. :P
-saturday: i used the pot :P twice last night.
-this morning, before PIG mum went to work, she hit me with the eye goo first. :P
-bear bear and i snored happily until tess arrived - wow, ten minutes early! but she still gave me ten more minutes first. :)
-tess woke K1 up! "who's this woman?" grumbled the silly flower. 'i don't like her." :P
-tess led me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted me out some toothpaste first.
-tess then led me to the toilet. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so asked her to please pass me one mug of water, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after a stinky unspeakable, tess led me over to wash and dry era, then led me over to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one cuppa, white and two - the second i held 'incorrectly', half a sliced banana with some honey and one yummy egg and ham muffin.
-then i read out my story i'm telling to the wee ones toms like five times while tess gave ela a massage.
-uh oh - CODA rang! they said jeannine was sick and couldn't come! ><
-i played with tess's netbook while she kept giving ela a massage.
-actually, tess offered to gimme a shower! hairwash today, and i'm still spotty on my right cheek.
-i had one tinkle before tess flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle. tess got me creamed and rekitted. i had one last tinkle when she was tying erf's laces, then tess rinsed the floor for me once before she Forced me to walk back outside. vincent the bloody physio had arrived. ><
-lol, today's torture session wasn't standing only on elf, 'twas climbing the stairs without any hands! well, it was actually only the first step, about ten times. besides, vincent promised he wouldn't lemme fall, today. :)
-back seated @ the gobbling :P table, he decided to let ela punch him! he Forced me to walk over to the mats and braced himself before saying, "okay, you can start now." but since he said i only had to hit him once then i could sit down and he'd bugger off, i didn't bother aiming; i just swung ela @ him. she hit him somewhere between chest and tummy level. and that was it! :)
-after he buggered off, i waited for PIG mum's return.
-lunch: tess cooked us more fried rice! i ate mine with lotsa sea cucumber, one slice of fish and one tiny slice of BBQ pork. i saved the crackling for last, of course.
-well, CODA's useless - they rang and confirmed that they couldn't find anyone to come look after me! ><
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards - gleefully forced me to do everything, of course - then i tootled online and she hit pigland. :P dad's gone to work @ somebody's place.
-i'm going out tonight! more details will be provided toms~
-church toms: i'm telling the story to the wee ones! i hope we can make some cool craft toms~
-and i really dunno if anyone will come visit me toms - i sure hope so! anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail and read some news now; hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^