wednesday post31b

good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3186, and i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hour time limit that gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict me to @ 9:15pm exactly. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-jeannine arrived five minutes late, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed. jeannine rekitted me, then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to jeannine who made me the perfect arvo tea! that's twice this month already! (remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese AND mayo once per month)the tea i drank 'incorrectly; too bad, jeannine spent so long cleaning up the bathroom she didn't have time to give ela a massage. which was prolly her intention, anyway.
-dad came home just before i left to wish me good luck, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to jeannine's car. lol, i've noticed that she only ever helps me with my seatbelt when there's someone else around that can see her. prolly doesn't want her 'good mother' reputation tarnished. :P
-and off jeannine tootled us off to toastmasters! her radio was tuned into NOVA.
-we wheeled me up to the room. michael and tyron (the other guy speaking tonight) were already there, chatting.
-some security guy came and unlocked the door for us; everyone else soon arrived too.
-our topic tonight was 'diwali', i think, some kinda indian christmas?
-for warmup we had to talk about a festival. both sharon (she's three years older than me) and i talked about the chinese new year!
-tyron went first, also talking about his life. then 'twas my turn! :S
-lol, i went way overtime! jeannine helped wheel me out and back into the table setup, prolly just to look good. :P
-and for the break, atul treated us to one chocolate coin each! yummy~
-i didn't get chosen for table topics, and the guy that introduced me was also my evaluator! lol, i got told off for saying that when mr. hall rang me a=to tell me i'd scored an A for my maths junior certificate, i thought, "holy S-H-I-T, what have i done?!" :P
-after toastmasters, jeannine took me once more to the loo, then we wheeled me back down to her car.
-jeannine decided we'd go back to the greenslopes KFC for dinner. i told her that i was ravenous after doing my speech, and that a snackbox wouldn't be enough for me this time and could i please get a two piece and chips with a small gravy? she said yes, until she heard that my dinner total was more than ten bucks (but less than $10.50) lol, i remember kay dipping into her own purse for like fifty cents when i'd run out of money to buy PIG mum's choc coated almonds; dunno why jeannine's so tight-fisted. but hey, no biggie. besides, i got a dreummie! :)
-jeannine tootled us home. repeat the usual nightly routine, except that PIG mum told me that aunty yvonne had rang and said she couldn't make it to hydrotherapy toms - score! :D PIG mum also promised to check out for me which movies were available to watch toms, then i cuddled emperor and snored my head off with him. :P
today: firstly, i swung myself around to use the pot :P twice last night. :P the first time, i couldn't find emperor, but the second time, he was back on my bed. "where were you?" i asked him. "oh, nowhere," he replied. "i waited till you'd fallen asleep, then i went outside and sat on giant's lap like bear bear does and told him to tell me all about your adventures last night. then i came back and cuddled you." :P
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P then i cuddled emperor and went back to snoring my head off with him.
-...all the way till midday! PIG mum came inside and told me that there wasn't really anything decent to watch. but when i threatened to sleep till 4pm, she decided we'd watch 'eat, pray, love.'
-so i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way out to the gobbling :P table.
-not sure why she didn't feed me any brunch ... i just took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' and also drank another almost full mug of plain milk 'incorrectly'.
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to the cinemas, she decided we'd listen to that nasally, out-of-tune, wannabe :P singer andy hui. meaning from the time we hit padstow road, i just closed my eyes, shut my ears and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through the day, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum, just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to the cinemas. i took a seat as she went to buy tickets - and popcorn! :D perhaps the coffee club means one thickshake every three visits, but popcorn's once every four movies? will haveta see.
-PIG mum also took me once to the loo before we headed into the cinemas for the movie!
-okies, here are all my favourite quotes, trivia and bloopers for the movie from IMDB:
~hey, i never realised that julia roberts was the star! lol, call me unobservant, then. :P
~Liz Gilbert: It won't last forever. Nothing does.
~Ketut Liyer: To lose balance sometimes for love is part of living a balanced life.
~"You must learn to smile with your liver." :P
~Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Liz asks Felipe what the time is and he replies 5am, it is already daylight. Bali is very close to the Equator and day and night would be of equal length with little dawn or dusk. At 5am it would still be dark.
~Revealing mistakes: Liz and her friends order spaghetti carbonara at a restaurant in Rome. The movie shows the preparation of a pasta dish with tomatoes that is also being served at the group's table. Spaghetti carbonara is a dish without tomatoes: it is made from bacon, cream and eggs.

~Factual errors: Leon says that his father (Felipe) used to kiss him in the mouth and that this is a Brazilian habit. In Brazil, parents does not kiss their children in the mouth. In fact, Brazilian people fell uncomfortable when they see tourists (mostly Europeans) doing that.
-after the movie, PIG mum took me once to the toilet, then went once herself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, refusing to buy me a kebab coz 'twas already past 3:30pm. :( maybe friday, then. oh well.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house, and i tootled online for all of two minutes until nobuko arrived! she said i couldn't call her 'kusai' anymore coz she'd just washed her work tee yesterday. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. nobuko rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing up elf's AFO straps. then nabuko rinsed the floor for me once before she led me back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-wow, i've had the PERFECT arvo tea thrice this month already! nobuko cleaned the bathroom, then made herself one cup of coffee and sat down too for a chat. she works till 8pm tonight, and is coming back tomorrow - and friday!
-nobuko took me to the loo once more @ 5:55pm and turned the television on for me. we watched some lucky woman win @ least ten grand on deal or no deal, then after nobuko left and seven's news started, i continued working on one sudoku.
-PIG mum woke up from pigland:P, came downstairs, and immediately forced poor em on 10+ mins of that UQ home exercise program, followed by 15+ mins of random exercises for ela. finally, she gleefully forced me to stretch my calves for ten minutes. i counted every second out aloud, lest the parents think i cheat. erf feels a stretch, but poor elf feels PAIN. ><
-after PIG mum got me re-socked and shoed, she gleefully FORCED :( to get up and walk like three steps to the gobbling :P table. i wonder why she won't lemme scoot that chair? it's much more sturdier than the armchairs. but hey. :(
-dinner: rice, lotsa ... lol, i've forgotten! but lotsa greens and some meat. maybe BBQ chicken?
-eep! >< EVIL PIG mum's BASHING up dearest dad! >< lol, he'll be fine. :)
-unfortunately, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning that i very deliberately held onto my mug of water (we're outtra yummy fruit and vegie juice ><) 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i tootled online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but it's house and ice-cream night tonight! :D PIG mum reminds me to get my nightly routine done @ 9:15pm so i won't miss out on any house (like last week! ><)
-toms: lol, PIG mum's booked me in for some pincushion session with dr. lin o_O >< :P fingers crossed we can hit sunnybank oriental/dong fong or green tea garden for lunch afterwards. but even if not, aunty frances is coming toms and we're doing our chicken tonight pasta! that'll be our lunch, yummy, perhaps dinner, too? and nabuko's coming toms arvo again. :) righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^