Thursday, May 16, 2013

FRIDAY POST 142

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2846 steps today (pedro proudly reports that 2846 steps also equals 960m or 43.9kcal; secondly, twft TOPIC'S "DON'T RUN OUT OF STEAM!" - sorry, shrieking! ><"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's just eight but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled PIG mum, himself, uncle cheesecake and i off to the logan entertainment centre!
-after hiking up seven/eight steps to the building, i sat and waited for the theatre to open. some book club lady (anna, maybe?) came and said heylo to me.
-when the stage was open, i hiked up another seven/eight steps to our seat.
-lol, the entire show was done by just one lady! WONDER WHY I EXPECTED A WHOLE CREW? SHE WAS GREAT, IF A LITTLE CRUDE @ TIMES, DROPPING THE F-BOMB AND A HANDFUL OF SH*TS. - sorry, shrieking! ><
-during the interval, PIG mum and i went once to the loo each, then PIG mum bought us one chocolate bar (aero mint) and a lipton's lemon iced tea) to share.
-for the second half, we didn't hike back upstairs to where all the other book club ladies were sitting, coz there were plenty of seats available @ the bottom.
-post brain injury, there must be something wrong with me... everyone else laughed, snickered and guffawed their way through everything, bar me! i didn't break into laughter, not even once! >< sure, the lady was humorous, but just not that incredibly funny ... what's WRONG with me?! ><
-afterwards, dearest dad tootled us home, and PIG mum booted me off to bed without any milk. :o( that's alright, i'll pour myself half a mug back with either tess or annette toms, no biggie. :o) see, good things come to those who wait~
-today: i used the pot :P twice last night and once this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, daddy bear cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left.
-more happy snorings with daddy bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix without honey, but with very thinly sliced banana! i also had all my usual drugs and downed one tall mug of water, holding the cup 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we're still listening to westlife's 'face to face' all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove me to UQ, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with some random garedening mag and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-anna came for me. physio today: about four laps walking along hallway, about eight laps sidewalking along parallel bars, about thirteen sit-to-stands and work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to sushi train @ warrigal square to meet uncle william, aunty winnie and wendy/jasmine for lunch!
-on the account that 'twas cooler now, PIG mum lemme eat another kaarage udon, although she restricted me to one ladleful of the soup. she also lemme eat one inari! the other's my arvo tea~
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. one more loo trip for me, then i plopped online.
-lol, only i had to walk myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's incredible hatred and not letting him push me over, and open the door to let dearest dad and uncle cheesecake inside!
-aunty lucia will come help me with a shower @ 4pm.
-tonight, we're having a BBQ! I miss my rice already, but i'm sure tessa will cook me some for lunch when she comes @ 10am toms to mind me for three hours. XD
-annette's coming in the arvo to supervise my shower.
-at night, i'm off to ray's for small group! dunno why it's not on tonight, but rather toms night?
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

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