Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Wednesday Post 186b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ exactly 5000; alas, I'm not really half a normal person today coz like 700 of those steps were plodded last night. XD D2's new report: 5000 steps also equals 114kcal or2.67km. XD Alas, I haven't the time to share about last night's activities, but here's what happened from 4pm onwards!
-When Gwen announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Gwen who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Gwen flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Gwen rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle just before she rinsed under the chair for me.
-Gwen and I walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Thanks to PIG mum who got me some yummy chicken sushi; the mug of yummy lemon green tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Gwen sat and massaged for like fifty minutes! Shame the paintbrush has gone walkabouts!
-Before leaving, Gwen took me once more to the loo. Actually, I randomly felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, asked PIG mum for half a mug of water, please - which I was very careful to take from her holding 'correctly' and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-When that was all done, I let PIG mum gleefully force both hands to play piano for fifteen minutes each. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took away my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half-bad, honest ... :o(
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Then I had to let her gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch lasting fifteen minutes for her. Complete with all the nagging she does regarding my posture @ me, it's hard to bear, argh!
-That culminated with her combining with dearest dad to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod 250 steps on that cross trainer for her. Usually, it's 500, but 'twas already 8pm, and like I reminded them, I still had 1.5 hours left online!!
-Hey, nature's calling, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for toms plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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