Monday Post 151b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2377 (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling forty-two kcal or 980m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'P B P G I N F W M Y'.Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:15am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Then, happiness was falling back asleep before dearest dad kissed me goodbye before leaving for work forty minutes later~
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, plus more pot :P trips; indeed, I didn't get up until after I yelled upstairs to PIG mum, "Hey, didn't you want me having some massage for you today? It's already 11am!" PIG mum called back downstairs, "Your appointment isn't until 2:30. Do you wanna get up now?"
-So I got up, used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with two/three drops (the size of half a grain of rice, literally; when I asked PIG mum why she didn't gimme one whole level tablespoonful, like Aunty Wendy used to, she snapped back, "I'm just preventing you from getting diabetes." i've asked over Facebook whether/not that's true; hopefully someone'll answer me.
-Then I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on awhile of stupid hand exercises for her.
-Lunch was just last night's leftovers; for some reason, PIG mum wouldn't gimme my chopstick trainer and she also gleefully restricted me to just water, but no biggie; I just held and drank that cup 'incorrectly'. Dad came back for lunch, randomly chucking a cow @ me then refusing to kiss me goodbye, but hey, I'm just glad he kissed PIG mum bye. :o)
-Before leaving for Chi Link, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned fully against the side rail to continue and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled me off to Chi Link to see ian for a comfy massage. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that nasally Andy Hui first, too. As for me, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, PIG mum took me once to the loo, before leaving me with Ian for a massage and going to buy dearest dad some peanut butter.
-Afterwards, she took me to the loo once more, then tootled us home. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I plopped online for less than five minutes before Joey came to teach me pilates; today, I used the birthing ring and gave birth to Anna the sheep. XD
-Surprisingly, Carol arrived punctually today! She explained that 'twas coz she had three kids off the bus today.
-So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped with only my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 1/4 through my shorter second-favourite song, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Carol came back, helped me with my pants, shoes and laces then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-PIG mum made Chinese egg waffles with chocolate inside! Joey taught her that, and PIG mum bought some cooking chocolate when we were in Tasmania! Carol and I both enjoyed four each~ The yummy mug of peppermint tea was also my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and watched the news, refusing to start massaging Ela until exactly 5:25pm. I've forgotten what colours Ela got painted today though, sorry.
-Before leaving shortly before 6pm (by our computer clock), Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Wednesday arvo, and will have lobbies for dinner tonight.
-Me, I'm just cranky that Chicago Fire won't air an episode tonight, coz they already didn't last week! ><
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-And Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm toms. Gosh, it feels like ages since I've last seen her! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I'm still owed NINETEEN MINUTES online!!!!