Monday Post 155b

Good evening and heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 7427, which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 182kcal or 3.25km. XD Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happy snorings with Daddy Bear resumed, until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more, then prepared myself for PIG mum coming downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," almost immediately after dearest dad had left.
-Instead, I fell asleep again! Waking abruptly @ 8:45am, I called upstairs, "Hey, PIG mum, don't I have UQ physio @ 10:30am today?" The response floated back down, "No, but fifteen more minutes."
-When she came down, I used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I sculled holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-There, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry both hands, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-We listened to 97.3FM all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, I spent the trip with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo before kindly leaving me with some cycling magazine and going back downstairs to pay Shyla/Margit.
-Kaity came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: weight bearing for Ela standing, stepping work @ the parallel bars and standing practice.  When we left, we bumped and said bye to Jill! She's leaving, now that Jess has returned.
-After taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum drove us to Woka Woka for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Woka Woka, we shared the set meal, a Hokkien fried rice. That comes with a lemon iced tea and a little cup of warm creamy chicken soup!
-Afterwards, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to Coles to buy some Weetbix. Actually, I saw this huge inflatable Lindt bunny and posed for a photo with him. Too bad the bunny didn't contain any chocolate inside! XD
-Then I went back upstairs and saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage. Lol, I think my Chinese is better than his English, so that's really saying something! XD
-When PIG mum drove us home, Era helped Ela stretch for five/ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five. When we entered Alan Crescent, my phone beeped twice, and PIG mum said, "That's prolly Ah Mui (Joey)."
-She was correct! inside, I did pilates with Joey for thirty minutes; today I 'gave birth' to Bear Bear!
-Annette arrived just before Joey left.
-So a nice warm shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly creamed myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly cramed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare arvo tea.
-Thanks to PIG mum who got me one chicken and avocado roll. The yummy mug of peppermint tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sat and massaged Ela for forty minutes, painting her minion yellow with minion blue overall spot colours today.
-Before she left, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back toms arvo, and will have some kinda lamb stew for dinner tonight.
-I returned happily online, until PIG mum randomly demanded I play Lumosity with her.
-After we'd both trained, we were hungry, so after one more loo trip, we had dinner.
-The yummy rice tonight, lotsa Uncle Pong's home-grown melon and some soup beef. Dinner was washed down with one mug of this vanilla scented tea that Leanne had given PIG mum awhile back, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-After staying seated for another five minutes (dad's order), I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^