saturday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'the call to love(2)' and no plodding total for me yet, coz chrissy's gonna come gimmee a shower and maybe some arvo tea before rocking off. hmm ... it'a ten to five now, wonder how late she'll be today? :P firstly, UF last night!
-dora took worship. i sang the harmony to one song and clapped along to the rest.
-we split up into our groups for our bible study on daniel chapter ... eleven, i think it was? we all took turns reading out bible passages, questions and answering the questions. i managed to nibble two yummy starburst snakes. actually, when mikey came over to get a few for himself, i asked him if he could please pass me one more. he looked at janice, who shook her head. dunno why, oh well. no biggie.
- once home,repeat the usual nightly routine. but PIG mum somehow didn't like the way my legs buckled onto my bed, and promptly forced poor em to do so all over again. >< actually, she caused such a ruckus that dad came in to see what was wrpong. luckily, PIG mum calmed down and i was able to cuddle up to my darling bear bear and sing/count myself to sleep. now, onto today...:
-PIG mum got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once then snuggled up to bear bear and counted/sang herself back to sleep.
-she also managed to do so once more before dad came in, hit me with the eye glop :P then told me ten more minutes, coz tessa would arrive shortly.
-chrissy's oficially late. argh. ><
-tessa arrived, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity of balancing the toothbrush on the toothpaste then squeezing out the toothpaste like that.
-after teethbrushing :P tess Forced me to walk over to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two slices of toast with some strawberry jam and cut into two rectangles. i drank a cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-then i read the courier mail that PIG mum had kindly bought for me yesterday. tess and i also had a chat.
-tess Forced me to walk over and play the wii with her. she flogged me in the bowling!
-just before she left, tess Forced me to walk to the loo. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, so i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. tess left before i finished, so it was dad who came to get me. he forced me to pull my pants up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where i read my book club novel until PIG mum arrived home.
-lunch: pasta, lotsa broccoli and a couple of small chunks of roast pork. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash lunch down with. then i continued reading my book club novel until vincent the physio came. ><>< :P instead, PIG mum fed him a mug of water, and he forced me to practise some more ela typing. funny thing ... whenever i try to practise typing or practise piano with ela, she has a tendency to supernate (sp?) on me! when he finally got lost, :P i tootled online for awhile, until the phone rang. PIG mum came over and told me that smelly was coming over to visit! yay!
-so, when the doorbell rang, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the front door to welcome in leanne. i glomped ^^ her, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back in to my dining chair.
-leanne brought over some snacks! so i tried four crispy broad beans. they were nice, except ... eep, spicy!! >< :P
-so we just had a happy yak. actually, PIG mum also showed leanne my music extension piano perfermonance tape. when it was time for her to leave (leanne had to go pick up natalie from baddy, see), PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the front door to see leanne off. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair, where i tootled online until chrissy arrived after 5pm. i'm beginning to think that it really IS impossible for her to arrive on time. :P but, this time, she had a good excuse - her boyfriend's gone AWOL! hopefully, he'll be back with her come monday, and all will be well.
-anyways, chrissy too refused to give me sticky and my walkbelt, but did give me a pinky/pinkie promise that she'd be nice to my beloved dad after i'd fallen to my death. then she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower.
-anyways, from now on, if i don't mention the carer and i undressing me together for a shower, it means that the carer forced poor em to do it all herself.
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, and one more when chrissy went outside to fetch my AFO. so i dried myself, creamed myself and rekitted myself. chrissy finished off with my shoes, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - sadly, only one slice, meaning it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles, and a mug of milo, my second cup i was able to hold 'incorrectly'. how lucky! usually, i only get that luxury once a day, in the late arvo with the carer, but it looks like i'll get two on saturdays. fair enough, that means i can even it out coz i don't get to hold a cup 'incorrectly' on sunday, coz there's no carer.
-chrissy kindly gave ela a quick massage before she went. i was being painted purple today, BTW.
-i signed her off at 6pm, said my byes and thanks. she'll be back on monday; hopefully with some good news that her boyfriend's back. :) he's an aussie guy, actually, which prompted chrissy to tell me, "emily, get a chinese bloke. you can't trust these australian men." :P
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 60+ mins of arm exercises. near the end, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the piano, where both hands thunked out twinkle twinkle. finally, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table, and i tootled back online.
- i've just informed PIG mum that i'm hungry, but she tells me to wait fifteen mins first before dinner. dunno why, but oh well. should i put down my final plodding total now, or wait till after dinner? after dinner, i think, coz em needs to pee. so i'll bbl with my final plodding total for today, okies? time is now ... 8:32pm
-good evening! time is now ... 8:56pm, and em's final plodding total for saturday now stands at 3588. anyways, what happened for the last part of tonight?
-well, em needed the bathroom before dinner. ><><) me walk over to the loo, of course forcing poor em to dak herself. i did a tinkle, then, PIG mum discovered a way to force poor em to do even more exercises. see, if i pull carefully, i can yank some toilet paper out with just my right hand, but PIG mum has found out that she somehows derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE from forcing poor ela to brace against the toilet roll, then ordering era to yank some off. oh well ... PIG mum has taught me that it's alright so long as one person is happy. of course, it'd be best if both could be happy, but she's taught me that when that's not possible, it's enough that one person is happy/content/satisfied. and she's obviously decided that she's to be that one person. tough luck, em. :( stiff upper lip. anyways, after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull up my trousers. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the toilet. i clung to the towel rack and staggered/hobbled/limped over to wash and dry era, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-a bowl of yummy fried rice tonight, with lotsa broccoli and a little chunk of chicken? of course, PIG mum again forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table, and i plopped back online.
-no doubt PIG mum will force poor em off to bed soon enough; i can't be bothered saying good evening to any online MSN buddies. so i'll just check, then grab a few news articles if there's time. hope to see everyone at church toms - and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.