monday post

GOOD AFTERNOON! sorry, shrieking. >< and hey, i forgot to say, last night's post was the 350th post! another month and a half, and it'll be the 400th post! how cool is that? anyways, TWFT topic was 'when you feel anxious (1)'. anyways, lemme go send an email to leanne, then i'll bbl later tonight with my final plodding total, yeah? i wonder how late chrissy will be today? :P anyways, time is now ... 3:55pm.
-chrissy was only four mins late today, BTW. :P she’s now having a yak to PIG mum about her lost boyfriend. :P
-good evening! time is now ... 9:20pm, and my final plodding for monday now stands at 4263. eep ... a bug just crawled inside our keyboard? o_O oh well, maybe i'll poke it to death while i'm typing. :P anyways, what happened today?-
when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back to some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-a couple of hours later, when PIG mum dug me up, i went in the pot :P once more. PIG mum got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took two sips from the required glass of water. breakfast was a mug of warm milo - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' - and a crunchy milk choc chip museli bar. as with all the other previous times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off TO uq FOR PHYSIO.-THANKFULLY, THERE WAS A CARPARK AVAILABLE FOR US. sorry, shrieking. ><><) me walk all the way up to the toilet, of course forcing me to dak myself. after, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the waiting area. off she rocked off to pay.
-emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready. she Forced me to walk in, and i bid a happy hello to mrs. chan. :P
-eep, tilt table first - dreadful physios trying to tear my limbs off. >< luckily, 'twas only for ten mins, coz an elderly gentleman - bayden, i think his name was? - was waiting for his turn. :p
-so emma stuck my socks, AFO, splint and shoes back on, then Forced me to walk to a nearby plinth. along with ann (i can never remember if she's an ann or an anne, sorry), they got me into some four point kneeling and lying on a yellow gym ball.
-session over, i scored some chocolate! :) a mars bar, yum yum! we said our thanks, byes and see you on thursdays, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, of course forcing me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she tootled us home, snapping a refusal to my polite requests to go out somewhere for lunch. i'm somewhat confused, really. PIG mum has taught me that it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to go out for lunch more than once a week, fair enough. i'm just confused, why does she always wait till friday, the last day of the week, to take me out? i mean, if she took me out monday, then told me that was it for the week, i'd know not to ask again. *shrugs* dunno.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back inside. dearest dad was back home for lunch too! :)
-lunch: rice, lotsa lettuce and some pork mince. ofcourse, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. but thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash down lunch with. don't worry, i was very careful to hold it 'correctly'.
-then i wrote my letter out to nana! hopefully, PIG mum will remember to post it for me when i'm at the PA doing physio toms.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair, where i tootled online briefly briefly until chrissy arrived. late, as usual. but at least her boyfriend's come back to her!
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more when she went outside to fetch my AFO. i dried myself, creamed myself, kitted myself. chrissy finished off with my shoes, forced me to pull my own daks up, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea - a mug of milo - my first cup at being able to hold it 'incorrectly' without fear of retribution :P - and a yummy sausage bun.
- i read my book club novel until it was news time. chrissy Forced me to walk to my TV chair, then kindly passed me the footstool and the cushion the kwoks had given me for my 21st birthday.
-seven's news was read out tonight by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke, and weather by john schluter. the most interesting surname i found was hay. "mrs. hay? :P" me: o_O"
-thanks to chrissy who mixed me a warm chocolate nesquik, my second cup to have the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly'! then chrissy gave ela a massage. today, i was being painted the colour of her earings (sp?) they're a blue-green coral colour. chrissy says that her dad refused to let her pierce her earsuntil she was eighteen! i wonder why?
-at 6:45, chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. i did three or four tinkles. chrissy came back for me, forced me to pull my daks back up. she Forced me to walk around to flush the toilet. i clung onto the towel rack and hobbled/staggered/limped over to wash and dry my right hand, then chrissy Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back on wednesday.
-so i read my book club novel for awhile, until PIG mum came down and forced poor em on 10+ mins of dumbell exercises.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, some beef, a bit of egg and a couple of slices of mushrooms. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was, this time, very careful to hold ';correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, of course forcing me to dak myself too.
-ding dong! uncle colbert arrived for a visit! so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the piano. era and ela both practised twinkle five times each.
-when i finished, uncle colbert Forced me to walk up the stairs to my bedroom. i sat down, was going to see some photos, but instead, found my old chat logs! so i read part of one i had with jim, five years ago! wow! i wonder if i can find the program again? coz i'd love to have a chat log file ... hmm ... will search for it when i get the time.
-uncle colbert returned for me, Forced me to walk down the stairs. i sat down at the gobbling :P table. thanks to PIG mum who fed me a white chocolate tim tam and half a cup of milk, which, of course, i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online.
-phew, i finished! there definitely won't be time for a news article or two, so i'll just check, then let PIG mum force me off to bed.
-but an eventful day toms! first, PA physio toms morning, then centacare, then mariana's taking me out to some workshop, then we're going to toastmasters, then PIG mum's got lisa to pick me up. sorry, but i don't really like her ... that's alright, i'm sure we'll be civil. anyways, hope someone comes with morning tea toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.