thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'always take the high road' and em was hard at work plodding 5835 steps today. righteo, it's a thursday, so here's what i try put up every thursday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< anyways, what happened today?
-------------------------------------------------------------------- -PIG mum dug em up. she did a stinky unspeakable, got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a crunchy (they're better than the non-crunchy ones, which get majorly stuck in your teeth) croc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo, which i took lotsa care to drink 'correctly'. of course, as with all the other instances, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to the CD pole plop had made for me when i was in 2C. (what we listened to all day. and hey, pole plop even put the sparrow song on it!:P okay, i'm aware the real name of the song is 'his eye is on the sparrow'. :P)
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and up to the loo. of course she forced me to dak myself, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the physio gym.
-emma met us. PIG mum rocked off for a cuppa. i started with lotsa reachy cone exercises with my right hand, as emma stuck ela in that failed splint of mine. then i did lotsa standing and weight shifting (of course, to the left, duh. :P) exercises. emma did originally intend to put me on the tilt table, luckily, we ran out of time for that. phew. :P
-emma handed me back to PIG mum at the end, who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the 4WD. thanks to some student who passed me a giant freddo! "from kat," was all she said. well, thanks heaps, mrs. williams! :P
-after snapping a no to my polite requests to go out for lunch (it was exactly the same last week, PIG mum waited all the way till friday before allowing me to go out for lunch) PIG mum tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in. lunch was chunky soup - roast chicken and vegetables. i tore up two slices of toast into it. unbuttered, coz of that macadamia nut oil in the butter dad had bought.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the piano, doing those exercises that daniel wan had taught me (the soccer ones). i then sat down and practised twinkle twinkle, both hands).
-after practice, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online for roughly an hour till karen arrived.
-so she also gave me a pinky/pinkie promise to look after my beloved dad after i fell to my death, then Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower. sadly, same as chrissy, she forced me to undress all of myself. but PIG mum has gloated at me that this is how it'll be from now on. oh well, i appreciated the help when i could get it. i'm sure i could struggle on afterwards without it.
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today. i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, one more when she went outside to fetch my AFO. i dried myself as karen dried the floor, creamed myself, and kitted myself. karen finished off with my shoes (hey, one day, when i have the time, i wanna see if i can find on you tube whether there's any way of tying your shoelaces single handedly?) then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to karen for the perfect afternoon tea! a toasted cheese - yay, two slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-karen kindly gave ela a massage as i continued reading petria thomas's autobiography.
-book club time, karen Forced me to walk to the bathroom, forced me to dak myself. PIG mum came to get me at the end, forced me to pull my own daks up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to flush the toilet. i washed and dried era, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the 4WD, as we said our byes and see you next thursdays to karen.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the logan north library for bookclub! she gleefully Forced (2nd time; the first was for the STEPS program, remember?) me to walk all the way in, then flounced off to do her own stuff.
-i met a new lady - anne-marie or marie-anne? the second, i think - and bid happy hellos to erica and penny again. much thanks to penny who kindly poured me a cuppa, white and two. i also snacked on two scotch fingers, amilk arrowroot and an ANZAC bikkie during book club.
-discussion on mao's last dancer started. we all shared; i learnt that a yam is some kinda dried thing like a potato?
-we got our book for next month's book club - sth about a man who's sent as a convict to NSW? then we handed our nametags back and said our byes and see you next months. i told erica that if she didn't see me at the book club next month, it'd be because i'd fallen to my death, o_O but i'd be back the month after that. :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before tootling us home.
-huh? dad wasn't home? we found a note he'd written to PIG mum:"mum. gone to baddy. be back at 9:30pm" at the bottom were four love hearts. so i had a sulk:" aww ... dad forgot about me! ><" :P
-dinner was a bowl of some yummy soya sauce PIG mum whipped up. sorry, sorry! i meant soya sauce FRIED RICE, not just one bowl of that salty stuff! ><" :P of course, she forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well.
-mr. hall rang! mrs. gouchee really was serious about inviting me to a cantabile concert, free of charge! so i handed the phone over to PIG mum, who had a yak to him. i think he said that he could drive PIG mum and i there? thanks, sir!
-dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk, and i tootled online.
-aunty nga rang! and baby mickey/samuel is such a brave boy - he attended school all by himself for the first time today and didn't warble his lungs out! :P and wow, does aunty nga have good english or not? she said to me in ENGLISH:"establish social relationships"! wow, i don't know if even my dearest dad can manage that! :P
-anyways, daniel wan's coming over at 9am toms (hope his car won't break down again!:P like it did last time, and he couldn't bring vincent along) then PIG mum's taking me to your turn at 10:50am. why not just say 11am? :P (PIG mum explains coz she's gotta go repark the car and everything). chrissy's coming in the arvo (wonder how late this time? :P) then UF at night!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.