thursday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from dem yet; i've still got at least half an hour left online after karen leaves tonight, so TWFT topic was 'words to live by'. so, what happened today?
-PIG mum came into my bedroom and poked me awake with "ten more mins." i moaned and snuggled up to my beloved bear bear, who cuddled me, told me to try and enjoy my day, and that he'd be waiting for me in bed tonight.
-so i got up, swung over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a glass of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, then PIG mum rolled me back into my room.
-hey, i'm gonna go send an email to mariana now, bbl.
-and bbl again; i've sent her the e-mail, and now karen is here! only eight mins late, too ... :P righteo, will be back tonight with my final plodding total! time is now ... 4:12pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 9:23pm, and em's final plodding total for thursday now stands at 3136. anyways, where was i?
-i got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table. -hey, i just remembered; it's a thursday! lemmee stick up what i do once a week: -whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night: 1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. 2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine. 3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self. 4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them. 5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet. 6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two. 7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up. 8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand. 9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day. 10. no pull-up pants. ><>< -finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -breakfast was a mug of warm milo - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', mind you - and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the other previous times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it. -physio time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to the backstreet boys (who we listened to all day. actually, no, the trip to UQ, PIG mum had put some other disc in, but whoever was singing, her voice was really crap (sorry, lady :P) so i switched it once we left UQ). -we found a park, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way up to the bathroom. no need to guess who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking; then, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the waiting area. -off she rocked off to pay. emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready, and Forced me to walk in. -i said heylo to tara. then, they got me down on the mats, and rolling. ><><"
-emma Forced me to plod two laps; kat kindly chipped in with a white cream bikkie, then they handed me back to PIG mum, who gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk up to genies with letty! (it's her bday toms!)
-both PIG mum and i had the lunch special - chicken schnitzel (sp?) with salad and chips. letty had fish, salad and chips, thanks to her who donated me her tartare sauce!
-i gave letty her present! i hope she liked!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we went back to the car. letty and i took a happy snap together, hope she'll remember to send it to me!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i tootled online briefly until karen arrived at 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today. i dried myself as she dried the floor, then got creamed, rekitted.
-yay, thanks to karen for the perfect afternoon tea!
-karen gave ela a massage before leaving, to come back next thursday. i think she said she was painting me light green today, BTW.
-PIG mum gallopped (sp?) back to force poor em on 60+ mins of arm exercises. i ended with the piano ones that daniel wan had taught me.
-i went to the bathroom (2). aunty catherine and uncle calvin came to borrow sth off dearest dad.
-dinner tonight: rice, wombok, some chunks of beef, and one yummy battered fish with some yummy mayo. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice.
-i tootled back online.
-well, toms i'm going to your :p turn, then UF finale toms night! can't wait!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. umm ... have i gone through the entire month without a comment? :( oh noes! tomorrow's the second last day of the month! >< em feels unloved ...