friday post

good afternoon! the spam count for the week is 184, and em was hard at work plodding 5010 steps today. lol, if i'd walked just 100 steps less, it'd have been an even 5000! :P anyways, what's happened since my last post?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left. of course, she forced me to dak and un-dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the toilet. i clung to the towel rack, hobbled/staggered/limped over to wash and dry my right hand. then, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the 4WD.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to rush of fools (who we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in. she flounced off to repark the car, while i settled down with a new idea gossip mag.
-i don't think i had to move from the table i was at, at all. PIG mum forced poor ela on countless different exercises, e.g. dumbells, theraplaydough :P,etc.
-thanks to damien who came with morning tea! so, white and two for me (and i was extremely careful to hold it 'correctly') plus a banana! originally, i'd asked damien for some bikkies, please, only to have him come back and apologise coz there was only fruit.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, before i took a seat by the entrance and she went to fetch the 4WD back. i leaned over and poured myself a cup of cold water from the cooler, BTW. PIG mum came for me; she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car, then tootled us off to plaza.
-eep, no carparks available downstairs. >< luckily there was one available downstairs, and thankfully, PIG mum agreed to try park in this one.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and catch the elevator up. firstly, she gleefully forced (3rd time) to walk to the newsagents, to pick up the newspaper, buy a bday card for letty and a thankyou card for dom dom. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat near hot cake house, where she kindly picked up a couple of harsiubings up for my arvo tea. finally, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way to sultan's kebab, where mr. kebab guy was there! lol, i told him that if he hadn't been there, i'd have gone to cafe mi for lunch instead. :P so a small chicken kebab for me; i'd asked for a regular kebab, actually, but trust PIG mum to butt in and say "small."but naz is really awesome! she majorly stuffed my chicken kebab! lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese, pineapple and lotsa mayo. yum yum!
-PIG mum paid, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to a table. actually, i remembered to ask naz if he'd be working next friday, and he said he was, so i'm looking forward to getting a kebab off him next friday again!
-anyways, i read the courier mail as PIG mum rocked off to buy her own lunch, that 2 meat 3 vege dish, i think. she also came back with a tiny little mango magic boost juice for me, saying that she saw they had a cookies and cream one out now too! or sth cool like that; i want to try it!
-home time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car, and she tootled us home.
-i needed to use the bathroom once more. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside, forced me to dak myself, forced me to un-dak myself after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet. i staggered/hobbled/limped a few steps sideways to wash and dry my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer.
-yay, UF tonight! think we're continuing our study of daniel. are we up to the last chapter, or sth?
-chrissy's late. >< again. >< at least this time she rang to say she was stuck on the highway.
cheers,
em. ^^