good afternoon! no plodding total from me yet; chrissy's late. ><" as usual. :P anyways, seeing as she's late, i thought i'd just go take the time to practise my half an hour of ela typing, then come back online for my 2.5hrs tonight (i was only online for 1.5 last night, so i'll stay on for 2.5 tonight to make up for it. so i'll bbl for my final plodding total tonight, okies? time is now ... 4:05pm. good evening! time is now ... 8:45pm, TWFT topic was 'the roller coaster ride of life (3)' and em was hard at work plodding 2418 steps today. anyways, let's start with last night's events first!
-dinner was half a bowl of some kinda broth made for us by aunty anne, roughly half a ham and egg bun and half a mug of yummy fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my own trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around and forced me to bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i clung onto the towel rack used for hand-drying to awkwardly hobble/stagger/limp over to wash and drey my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt and threatening to not let me attend UF if he wasn't happy enough with how fast or whatever i did it, dad tootled us off to church for UF, for some reason not letting me listen to any music, rather, he gave me my tirade of the week. oh well. and he parked really far away from the church entrance, too, and refused to move the 4WD any closer. oh well. :( so far, i've always survived another day.
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in.
-service started. originally, i had a mind to start singing again, but after that tirade i copped from dad tonight, i decided to postpone my participation in the singing till next week. i did sing the harmony to one song, though, and promised pole plop and letty that i'd stand up for sunday service. ai, PIG mum has just delievered (sp?) me another ultimatum: if i don't stand up for friday worship, she will no longer take me to UF on friday nights. ><
-we (dora's group) just stayed in the hall for tonight's topic. we had a great big discussion about camp, what we loved about it, etc. we had to perform a quick skit on what we decided, so charlsy created a quick facebook design and we all 'liked' what everyone else came up to say. thanks to pole plop and jacinta who helped me hobble/stagger/limp up to the front row of seats so i could participate in the skit also.
-after fellowship ended, thanks to pole who came back with two bikkies/wafers for me and a drink. lipton's sth tea, i think it was ... peach?
-dad came to pick me up, and he Forced me to walk back to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. much thanks to jacinta who accompanied me back to the car.
-dad tootled us back home. i swear, i didn't say anything at all during the trip back home! but by the time we arrived home, well, he was pissed. PIG mum blamed me, of course. oh well, i'm used to it.
-so repeat the nightly routine that's posted under "thursday's post".
-for some reason, my head ended up where my feet were, and my parents also removed my commode chair all the way outside to the garage, saying that if i needed the bathroom halfway through the night, i could just bloody well crawl to the loo. and PIG mum wouldn't give a damn if i fell to my death. >< so i sang my second-favourite song in my head once; i was going to continue with my favourite song, but decided that i was too sleepy and just went to sleep, after sending up a prayer to percy the angel/saint and god to please stop me from falling to my death as i slept through the night.
-thankfully, my dad relented sometime in the morning. i sneezed myself awake, and just as i was considering whether or not i was brave enough to attempt crawling to the toilet without killing myself, dad came in. guess it must've been a loud sneeze. :P anyways, he brought my commode back in, and i used the pot :P funnily enough, back in bed, i asked him to please take the splint off, coz the sky was already quite bright, but he refused. oh well. i just cuddled my darling bear bear and continued my snoring. :P actually, PIG mum's amended that to 8am.
-when PIG mum got herself up for work a couple of hours later, she did remove that splint. mainly, i'm just relieved that ela doesn't come up to brain me when i'm sleeping anymore! :P anyways, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, then continued a few more happy hours of snoring with bear bear.
-tessa came at like 10am. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. this time, i enjoyed my once a week chance of being able to balance my toothbrush on my cup and squirt the toothpaste this way. after i brushed my teeth, washed and dried my hands, tessa Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dearest dad for a bit of egg and ham on a slice of toast for me. tess made me a cup of tea, white and two, to drink with.
-she gave ela a massage and i told her stories about my camp with UF. oh, one more thing about UF on friday night: i really enjoyed the video that someone (wilfreddy? well, he was the interviewer, anyways) made of our UF camp! "what was the best thing about UF camp this year?" was his question to random UFers. 'karson's dumplings!" i cheered to him. :P anyways, before she left, tess took me to the loo once more. poor tess, i think she's divorced from her husband and has two daughters in high school. she had a third daughter, but the poor thing passed away in her arms after a long battle with epilepsy.
-when TESS LEFT, I STARTED READING pig MUM'S - sorry, shrieking. >< - autobiography of petria thomas.
-lunch was congee with a bit of pork floss, lotsa bok choy (or whatever green vegetable it really was :P) and a few chunks of yummy chicken. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was super-careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk. i tootled online briefly, until vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT.
-he forced me to do: head, neck and shoulder exercises, weight shifting to the left exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises, cushion exercises. i ended with a forced lap or two.
-but thankfully, finally, he buggered off. :P i tootled online for a few mins until chrissy arived. late, as usual. :P she stuck my walkbelt on me, then Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to undress all of myself too.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried and creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun plus a mug of warm milo.
-chrissy brought me not one, but two, nims swie (sp?) 2 lollies!
-i asked her if i could watch the news at 5pm instead of 6pm, coz she was going at 6pm, but she said she didn't want to go upstairs and risk waking PIG mum (lol, of course, she just said 'your mum', not 'PIG mum'! :P) so i got her to give ela a massage instead. today, i was informed, ela was being painted purple. oh, and i told her about, how in canto, we've got the colour 'duck poo green!' haha!!
-so after she rocked off, PIG mum immediately flew :P back to force poor em on countless minutes of exercises, just the ones daniel wan taught me.
-dinner; lee came over! coz it was mid-autumn festival! oh yeah, that's an 'event'! my bad, i'll just type the remainder of this post out in full:
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, about four small chunks of sea cucumber (how cute - in canto, it's called 'ocean heart!') a little bit of yummy tomato and egg, and a few yummy chunks of chicken. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. sadly, i won't get the opportunity/luxury of getting to hold a cup 'incorrectly' toms, oh well. i can wait till monday, no probs. but after dinner, i needed to go pee. >< meaning PIG mum got to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. she forced me to pull my own daks down; when i had completed two tinkles she forced me to pull my daks back up. she then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-so i tootled online; lee had a yak to the parents. he's just left, actually, PIG mum's come over to spy on my blogging :P and also to wrench/tear poor ela's thumb out of her loosely clenched fist. that's alright, i can wait till bible study toms to tuck it in for an hour or so.
-anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.