saturday post

heylo! so, TWFT topic was 'having a cause greater than yourself' and em was hard at work plodding 4662.75 for each today and yesterday. :P i love it when the number you divide into two is an odd number, yeah? :P anyways, let's plop into last night's events first!
-chriisy and i shared some 'swelling' :P for dinner. thanks to chrissy who poured me a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-she took me to the loo once before leaving. mr. hall arrived, and after unloading sparkless into his boot, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to his car. off mr. hall tootled us off to st. paul's cathedral!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way in. much thanks to mr. hall who let me hold on lightly to his hand as we went inside.
-"whoops, i must've left the tickets at home." declares mr. hall. just as i was fearing we'd have to spend the entire concert waiting outside, mr. hall spotted a lady he recognised, had a quick chat to her, and we were through!
-i admit, i was so excited at seeing mrs. gouchee, i called out to her. i mean, i haven't seen her for five years! mean PIG mum SLAPPED me really hard across the face for it, though. >< itai. but mrs. g heard, rushed over and gave me a hug. it was so good to see her!
-mr. hall called one of the cantabile girls over, and introduced her to me; a kristy (sp?) chadwick, sister to lauren! she told me that lauren was currently in the UK bartending.
-the concert started! cantabile started along the sides of the hall, then moved onto the stage to sing.
-era poked ela, and asked, "oi, do you want to join in the applause?" ela said yes, but she didn't know how to clap. goes smart era, "not a problem. you open out flat, and i'll clap onto you!" so ela had a splendid time cheering cantabile on!
-the soloists were good too, i think the two female ones are singing teachers at canterbury? PIG mum didn't think very much of the singing politician, though. :P
-come interval time, talk about first-class service! a lady came up to us, asking if we'd like an refreshments. so i got a little plastic cup of orange juice and a few round crackers, mr; hall had a coke.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(another first) me to the toilet. and that's not all, either. she DROPPED me. ><>< so much thanks to a random gentleman passerby who gave me a hand up.
-back in the hall, the second half started! my favourite was the rendition of the prayer. sorry, girls, but anthony callea sings it better. :P
-i stood up for the standing ovation too! hey, i wonder, will they make a mention of cantabile's concert in next week's newsletter? i gotta check; from memory, the newsletter comes out every wednesday.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(third first) to walk out for supper. i grabbed three little potato gem things, i think it was. and two little blocks of cheese.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to mr. hall's car. again, much thanks to him who let me hold on lightly to his hand.
-mr. hall tootled us back home, also telling PIG mum to call him greg. gimmee another couple of decades, and maybe i'll dare call him greg too.maybe. :P he drives a nissan x-trail, BTW.
-dearest dad met us at the door. we said our thanks and byes to mr. hall.
-i was ready to plop online for my last hour of internet time, but PIG mum just forced poor em off to bed. :( so just repeat the usual routine. zzz. :P sat/today: -PIG mum got herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and snored their respective heads off. :P
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night and once more this morning without plummeting to her death. :P
- dearest dad came in, hit me with the eye glop:P then told me "ten more mins," coz tessa would arrive soon.
-she came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once-a-week pleasure of being able to balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt out the toothpaste like that.
-tess then Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dearest dad for breakfast: tessa made me a yummy ham and egg sandwhich with a cuppa tea, white and two. she didn't mind when i drunk this cup 'incorrectly'.
-dad ordered us to play pictionary, so i complied. lol, tess's a fairly decent drawer; i'm a crap guesser. she drew a train. me, "a sperm!" tessa:"o_O" :P
-tessa Forced me to walk to the loo. thanks to her who passed me a cup of water - my second to hold 'incorrectly' without fear of retribution, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum arrived home to get me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling table :P for lunch. oh, and yeah: dad ordered me to do those soccer drills from daniel wan, so i did them too.
-lunch: half a bowl of pasta, lotsa vegies and a few small chunks of meat. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk; dunno why PIG mum refused to gimmee any milo; she also forced poor ela to hang onto the milk as era quickly opened it. so, all in all, a lot of work for a mug of plain milk! i had to walk to the fridge, open the door, get the carton, close the door, walk back to the benchtop, open, pour and close the milk, put it back into the fridge, return to the benchtop to collect my cuppa, before i could finally sit down!
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, where first i practised my half an hour of ela typing. then i tootled online. dunno why vincent the physio didn't turn up to torture me, but i'm incredibly grateful. :P
-chrissy came, only a couple/few mins late today! she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower.
-i washed my hair today. and chrissy says i'm spotty everywhere. ><
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off. then i dried myself, creamed myself, kitted myself. chrissy finished with elf's ted and my shoes, then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, she doesn't even bother to ask PIG mum what i can and can't have for arvo tea anymore. i got a mug of milo - my last cup i could hold 'incorrectly' without fear of retribution - and a toasted cheese - poo poo, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-i read my book club novel; chrissy and i also had a yak. poor girl is feeling a bit under the weather, also.
-chrissy gave ela a massage for 15mins before she rocked off, with promises to come promptly on monday. yeah, sure, i'll believe that when i see it. :P
-PIG mum galloped(sp?) back to force poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises.
-ding dong! the slams came for dinner! so i just roughly 1/2 bowl of pasta, and 1/4 of anna's lasagne. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i had to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer to tootle online.
-but bugger. em needed the bathroom. >< meaning all that i usually type, the walking and dakking, but i'm outta time, coz PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed once she comes out of the loo. anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some decent lunch toms! but if naz is still here, i'll definitely buy a kebab off him, coz then i won't see him for a whole month! oh, and i wanna try a japanese milk green tea with pearl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i was also very happy to have a quick chat with dearest grandma tonight!
P.P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. dearest dad's gone over to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer. chelsea vs. aston villa.