monday post 15b

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @2417 . righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk to the shower, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one nice hot shower followed - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan (i think that's how her name's spelt?) flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when PIG mum came downstairs to show ngan how to put on my AFO.
-ngan led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. one yummy sausage bun - eep, i accidentally dropped the sausage! >< but ngan picked the sausage from the floor in under three seconds, meaning the three second rule applies here. :P she rinsed my sausage then handed it back over; i quickly crammed it into my mouth before it could think about rolling off the table again. :P i also made myself one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for the day i got to hold 'incorrectly'. ngan made herself one cuppa also; white and one.
-we yakked away. ngan came to brisbane in 2008, i think.
-@ 5:40, i asked ngan to please give ela a massage, and got painted dark blue with white spots today. i really wonder why all the carers like white spots that much? :p
-ngan led me to the toilet once before i left; sadly, before she had time to lead me back to the gobbling :P table, PIG mum kicked her outta the house. :( she lives close by, just sunnybank.
-so i stayed over the loo for three tinkles before PIG mum got me out. she, of course, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk around to flush the loo, made me walk back to the bloody treadmill, and WITHOUT PEDRO, gleefully forced me to plod on that bloody treadmill for thirty minutes! meaning i had to count each step out aloud.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the gobbling :P table, then forced me to drink one full mug of water. i got to drink that cup 'incorrectly', coz she was opening/closing some window.
-then, PIG mum 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes.
-afterwards, i asked PIG mum to please look @ poor elf; she was hurting sth major. >,
-minutes of exercises later, PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bitter vegetable, one small but yummy chunk of tofu, one chunk of charasiu/plain pork and one tiny morsel of egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. i can't remember how i held the cup, but i must've held it 'correctly' or else PIG mum would've chucked a stinker. :p
-i read my book club novel for awhile, until PIG mum finished watching television with dearest dad (who's just gone upstairs to hit pigland :P) and made me walk over to the computer. (first, though, she refused to gimme a calculator and instead gleefully forced me to manually add up all my plodding subtotals for today. )
-i've just asked the parents and replied to florence jie jie's e-mail of when she plans to come to brisbane next year!
-toms: lol, i'm loathe to ask PIG mum what's happening toms lest she gleefully forces me off to bed :P but karen's coming in the arvo, and there's no toastmaster's toms night. hmm ... wonder if PIG mum will FINALLY take me to naz for a kebab?! well, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. lol, nothing to do toms! perhaps i'll sleep until karen comes @ 4pm. :P well, horrid PIG mum's just stated that she won't lemme sleep till that late ... :( well, find me sth interesting to do then!!! lol ... :P