saturday post17b

good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4975. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-karen led me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's laces. then karen led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, dad said i could only have fruit for arvo tea, like banana. but where were the bananas? so karen just made me a toasted cheese sandwhich - thank-you, two slices, you're awesome, karen - with mayo cut into four squares, and i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-karen gave ela a massage right after i finished eating, red with dark blue spots today.
-karen took me once to the loo, and also passed me one mug of water - the last i could hold 'incorrectly' today - to drink. actually, i also chewed all of era's fingernails short. was trying till last till the end of the month, but didn't make it. but i should be right to wait till mid-september before chewing them again.
-sadly, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme online yet, so i sat and watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella and weather by talitha cummins. sorry, i forgot who did the sport.
-argh. heartless PIG mum came and gleefully forced poor em not to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill, but FIFTY!!! >< elf's stupid ankle protested, but i just asked her to please shut up. and she did! it's not hurting, now. :)
-but the torture still wasn't over. >< after that, dad gleefully forced me to do 15+ mins on that ab trainer thing, before PIG mum took me once to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-all that served to ruin my appetite for dinner. but horrid PIG mum still wouldn't allow me online, so i tried to fix my sudoku without erasing the whole thing and starting over. and i managed! :D meaning i can start chasing uncle colbert for my next 'little prize'. i think he said aunty winnie would make me a pandan cake? yumyum!
-PIG mum kindly printed out my story for me, made me walk over to the computer table and forced me to read the story slowly out aloud to her once. but it's a neat little story. :)
-toms: church. again, i hope that we won't haveta stand for any worship songs, not that i'll be singing anything out aloud, anyway. that's my sixth week of silence. forty-six weeks left.
-but then i'm reading a story out aloud for the lil kiddies!
-then church luncheon~ hopefully, we can attend this time.
-dunno if anyone's visiting me toms, but i hope so!
-but even if not, there's still cause for celebration! toms, august 29th, is PIG mum's and dearest dad's TWENTY-SIXTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!! too bad dad was a grumpy bugger earlier and said we wouldn't eat out to celebrate; hope he changes his mind. :) anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. huh. and PIG mum only plodded thirty minutes. *sigh* my life sucks. that's okay, i'm used to it. :(