wednesday post18

good evening! righteo, i didn't pop online till 9:29pm, and PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 10pm, meaning that i'll have only been online for thirty-one minutes, which means that i'm gonna be owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online later. so i'll put that in my spreadsheet now, and just pray that i can back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!
-righteo, today em's been hard @ work plodding approx. 6376 steps.
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum won this morning. >< when i threatened not to go get tortured by vincent the bloody physio if she didn't gimme back pedro, she simply threatened, "i'll cancel all your support workers." so i called her a HEARTLESS BITCH. i'll not call her that again, but i meant what i said.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day.
-PIG mum tootled me to unique physiotherapy for my bloody torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-well, @ first, vincent the physio said all i had to do was lift erf up onto the plinth ten times and hold her there for five seconds each, but i was too frightened of falling, so instead, he Forced me to walk most of the bloody shopping centre with him. he finally lemme turn around and walk back @ king gai, the curry shop.
-but we bumped into uncle derek! i introduced him to vincent, and he told me to +oil.
-PIG mum tootled us home. 'twas good to see aunty wendy again!
-she took me to the loo once, then led me out the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who brought me a chicken katsudon sushi roll and one inari for lunch. also thanks to aunty wendy who poured me a little dipping saucer of soya sauce and made me a yummy chocolate nesquik, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, no, the second, the first was the mug of water she made me drink when she arrived.
-i read my book club novel, and aunty wendy went to make my bed. phew, smart bear bear remembered to lie with his bum facing her! :P
-aunty anne came visiting. PIG mum paid her for some groceries she'd done for us first, then aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i sat reading my book club novel while PIG mum and aunty anne yakked away. dunno what they were talking about, mostly (i was too immersed in the trout opera), but i remember they mentioned serena. hope she's feeling better!
-aunty anne left when trace came, and i headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. sadly, i'm still spotty everywhere, though! o_O
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, then Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-one bowl of shell pasta, one banana and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i again held 'incorrectly'. i'd tried for tea, white and two. when trace said no, i tried for milo, but when trace refused to make it with just milk, i just asked for fruit and vegie juice.
-trace ate her own arvo tea/dinner, beef stroganoff (sp?) made with she didn't wanna trade any, though. oh well.
-i read my book club novel, and got trace to take me once more to the loo @ 5:30.
-then trace gave ela a massage. always black, "just like your/my heart!" she likes sneering. :P
-but lol, hilarious thing: trace sneaked us both a small piece of gingerbread house. she said, during her mouthful, "had enough yet?" and for some reason, i heard her asking me, "are you a homosexual?!" :P
-that's right - this morning i asked dad if he knew how to demolish a house. he reassured me, "of course. if i can build one, i can knock one down." and this arvo, when aunty anne was here, he handed me a fork, pointed to the roof, and said "bash it in." i asked him, "how hard?" and he replied, "not too hard. you'll be right." so i gave a medium strength blow with the fork - and the roof caved in. :P
-trace took me once more to the loo before leaving. she also flipped on channel seven and poured me one mug of water. she says she'll be back on saturday. i reminded her to vote first.
-i watched some lucky woman win more than ten grand on deal or no deal first, then watched the news. the only interesting story was about some really young guy running for parliament. he's only in his early twenties!
-PIG mum watched me walk to the loo from a distance. *sigh* i really dunno why she can't walk behind me just in case i fall (always backwards). but i tell myself that my balance's improved a bit, and if i do fall, it's most likely just a bum fall, and it's all for her pleasure, anyway.
-but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill. >< i just listened to the SBS world news.
-dinner: rice, lotsa cauliflower and lettuce and several tiny slices of duck. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i kept reading my book club novel while PIG mum went and plodded her thirty minutes.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything) before i tootled online. she's sitting b pluseside me right now, so i'm letting her shove the keyboard wherever she wants (meaning i'm having to sit in some very uncomfortable position.
-toms: UQ physio toms. then we're meeting mrs. dent and nana for lunch! too bad PIG mum chose sunni cafe and not the coffee club for lunch, but oh well. it'll be great to see them! then kay's coming in the arvo and taking me out to garbo! hopefully i can buy the parents a nice anniversary present. (huh, i'm sorely tempted to buy PIG mum another set of those iron-on pigs. :P) righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^