Friday, September 16, 2016

Friday Post 218c


Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1654 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s seventy-eight. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?
-        Lol, when Toni arrived @ 9am, I didn’t have any footwear on yet! Nevermind, PIG mum left her with instructions then dashed off to work.
-        Toni got me kitted, and I went over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Toni who squirted me some toothpaste.
After brushing teeth, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        That done, I head outside for breakfast. PIG mum’s left me about one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of unbuttered bread torn into it. I also drink one full mug of water,  take all my usual drugs :P and enjoy one little half-mouthful of milk. Best of all, Toni lets me have two Weet-bix with a lil honey; my first since Winter ended!
-        After breakfast, I head into Toni’s car and she tootles me off to UQ for physio, relying on her GPS to get us there.
-        Physio today: 100 sit-to-stands with weightshifting, six laps walking along hallway.
-        After one more loo trip, Toni tootled me to Aunty Ann’s for a comfy massage. Only she went this weird route and, somewhere along the M3, her phone battery gave out and we were driving blind for awhile! O_o Luckily, I saw a sign called Kameruka St, directed Toni there and we got to Aunty Ann’s place eventually. While Toni drove, I munched half a ham, cheese and tomato toastie.
-        Meaning I got to Aunty Ann’s about ten minutes late. Luckily, she said that her next client wasn’t coming till 4pm and I enjoyed a full massage. Nicest was that we took turns talking and sharing; for once, PIG mum wasn’t around to yap endlessly! XD
-        For some reason, Toni just sat outside and wouldn’t come inside? So thanks to Aunty Ann who got me rekitted.
-        After one more loo trip, I sat down for a cup of water then Aunty Ann handed me back to Toni, who tootled me home. Luckily I remembered my second half of the toastie when Toni was pulling outta Aunty Ann’s driveway. Another reason I was super-happy that ‘twas Toni taking me today: I got to eat the WHOLE sandwich! Normally, I’ve gotta share half with mother. Also not sure why PIG mum wouldn’t just lemme eat the toastie all @ once, but hey.
-        By the time Toni got me home, ‘twas already time for her to go! I was super-lucky: just when I was gonna close the garage door on her, PIG mum arrived home, which saved me from a dangerous walk to let her back in. however, I was in instant trouble coz Toni told PIG mum she’d lemme have two Weet-bix. Lol, I’m just sad she didn’t gimme three! XD
-        So PIG mum had lunch then went upstairs, while I tootled online. When Aunty Kitty announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me today – I wash my own hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-        I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekitted me (well, I did Elf’s sock) and had one last tinkle when Aunty Kitty was tying Elf’s shoelace.
-        Heading outside for arvo tea, PIG mum told me that she’d nabbed @ least 1/3 (well, she said she left me the ‘bigger’ half) of the bun I’d bought from Sunni Bakery yesterday with Tina. Doesn’t matter; with that, I also drank one mug of yummy peppermint tea.
-        After finishing, I read Lian Hearn’s newest novel for like ten minutes then went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-        That finished, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Tonight I’m watching the Broncos do-or-die game against the Cowboys; we’ve gotta win else Corey Parker’s career finishes!
-        Expect a super-pissy plodding total from me toms coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. Argh, dearest dad just comes home and immediately announces that I’ll haveta let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him. Well, what a miserable end to an otherwise good day and I’m definitely singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! *sigh*

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