Friday, July 15, 2016

Friday Post 210

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding more than 1250 steps (I’ll explain why later); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘How to Minister to People (2)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s eighty-two. Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, 15TH awesome sleep last night! We’ve got incredibly hard-working Garbos who thundered down our road before the sun had even risen! The noise woke me, my idiot bladder demanded I go pee right now but I was again like, “Dude, I wanna keep my awesome streak going, sleep, call again after the sun’s fully risen and I can see the time. I promise you I’ll go then.” Meaning she didn’t call again until 7:30am!
- After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:40am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Dearest dad left for work soon after that; once he’d gone, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and resumed our happy snorings together, me waking up once more around 9am to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came in, hit me with the eye goo, helped me slightly with a bra then left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I did so after enjoying fifteen more minutes of snooze time with Daddy Bear.
- PIG mum returned to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast was one small bowl of plain porridge, one slice of dry toast, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and half a mouthful of plain milk. Over breakfast, I finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. Oh, and a new record: today Era helped Ela stretch for forty-five minutes today, before Ela opened and closed her hand 250x, holding each for a count of five!
- Physio today: Just over thirty minutes mat work, kn-eecrawling around about six laps, two point then one point (Elf0 kneeling, pushing upright thrice, twenty sit-to-stands with a lil walking. Zev said I can add him on Facebook; my, how quickly five weeks goes by! I wonder who my new student will be?
- After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. While I relax under Aunty Ann’s powerful minustrations, PIG mum yaps incessantly @ her. XD
- Our last stop before returning home’s Calamvale Central coz PIG mum wanted to get some cash from the ATM, but the machine was outta order! So PIG mum tootles us off to Pinelands, where the ATM’s working. We also buy two different types of lettuce, and I note there’s a place @ Pinelands Plaza called Yummy Dumplings; I wanna try that!
- Back home, I plop briefly online. When Aunty Lucia announces her arrival around 4:15pm, PIG mum lets her inside and I head into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
- I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, get dried, very lightly creamed and rekitted, before heading outside for arvo tea, one warm mug of green tea, one banana and one passionfruit. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forces poor Ela to feed me the banana, but (1) I’m seated and can concentrate and (2) Ela does so well I’m all finished before Aunty Lucia’s done cleaning the bathroom, meaning PIG mum didn’t get the chance to show off to Aunty Lucia how much power she has over me, so ha.
- When Aunty Luycia leaves, I use the loo once more for two tinkles then walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Alas that PIG mum comes downstairs when I’ve still got thirty minutes left; gleefully and immediately boots me offline.
- First, I haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
- Then I haveta let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. The stupid’s thing inaccurate counter means I actually went like 822. >< Definitely singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
- Dinner after one loo trip: the yummy rice, lotsa cos lettuce and a few thin slices of very chewy beef. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yummy sweet potato soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk back online.
- At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am trill 1pm, then Kim from 4pm till 6pm. Me, I’m planning to finish Wednesday’s blog post (mwbp 82), get my Naruto fix and watch the newest episode of NRL Rookie! Oh, when Besta’s here, I’m planning to read the Courier Mail that I rbought with Aunty Carly from the newsagents yesterday. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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