good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 5232 (ha, digi reckons i'm more than half a normal person today XD), which digi proudly says also equals 1.7km or 75.4kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-once carol had finished tidying the bathroom, she massaged ela for twenty-five minutes, painting her vegetable omelette colour with chip colour dots today. yup, that's what she's having for dinner tonight.
-while she massaged, i happily read kylie chan's novel. oh, our mondayitis for today: when i asked carol to please find the book for me, she said, "oh, you mean the one with the green hardback cover?' i replied, "yes, the hardback cover, but i think it's purple." well, guess what? the cover was BLACK! XD
-before leaving, carol went with me to the loo once more for three tinkles she's back on wednesday.
-once she left, i returned happily online for about sixteen minutes, until PIG mum awoke from pigland, came downstairs, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-before i let her gleefully force me on goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her, i went once more to the loo for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-first, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. oh, nature called and i went to the loo once more after ten minutes. again, it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-next, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-finally, it all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back for two tinkles, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight was yummy! the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower and about one teaspoonful of yummy pork brisket. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, but says i can stay online till 9:45pm, yay!
-so fingers crossed i can bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for monday, final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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