Thursday Post 159c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2775 (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over 820m or sth very slightly over forty-two kcal XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Training'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
~I happily read fanfiction until Annette came to supervise my nice hot shower - I washed and dried my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette only helped with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Annette helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette only helped with my bra and elf's AFO).
-Afterwards, I went to the toilet for one tinkle, also singing my shorter favourite song softly, slowly but hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. See, usually I stay for two tinkles, but after singing one-third of the song and still having only done tinkle, I realised I must want to do a stinky unspeakable and asked Annette please for one mug of water, which was my first I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After doing my stinky unspeakable, Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half a toastie for arvo tea. Oh, and the mug of yummy mint green tea I drank with the toastie was my second for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette massaged  Ela for twenty minutes, painting her sth like orange with red spots today.
-She got to leave like ten minutes early, though, coz tonight was our monthly book club!
-So PIG mum tootled me off to the Logan North Library, helped me once in the loo (the disabled loo was occupied) then left me with all the other awesome ladies. Thirteen attended tonight.
-Much thanks to Amanda who appeared with one mug of tea for me, my third for today I could hold 'incorrectly' and also passed me a serviette and the bikkie tray. Alas that horrid PIG mum gleefully restricted me to only two/three bikkies; whenever possible, I prefer to get one of each (six!)!
-Much thanks to Erika who helped me once to the loo and back @ 6:30pm when nature suddenly called; I managed fine by myself.
-Turns out I wasn't the only one who found the book boring! And for next month, we're doing Noby Dick! I grabbed myself a large-print version, as did Erika. Also, June told me tonight that she was sixty-nine (but she doesn't look anywhere near that old!)
-Afterwards, I saw Phil to borrow my book (actually, I was meant to see another librarian, but a third also manning the counter (Judy, I think her name was?) said, "She'll wait for Phil." XD Turns out that Phil hasn't read Moby Dick before either!
-Before tootling us home, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-Dearest dad had dinner all prepared when we arrived home. The yummy rice tonight, lotsa yummy cabbage, a little beef and one tiny morsel of egg, which I of course saved for last. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pumpkin (there must be something wrong with my taste buds coz I thought it tasted like sweet potato! XD) and pork soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb (in about ten minutes) after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, my final, final events for Thursday and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Friday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^