Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Tuesday Post 137c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4861, which Digi proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over 1.44km or sth very slightly over 73.9kcal. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-I happily read fanfic I'd written myself more than six years ago, until Annette announced her arrival shortly before 4pm. once she banged on the door and rang the doorbell, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped te nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Annette helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO. Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softy but hatefully singing about 27% of my shorter second-favourite song, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. I enjoyed the slice of Maximus pizza that I'd saved from lunch, and drank one yummy mug of mint green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom, then massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes, painting her sth like red with white spots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She should be back on Thursday and take me to Garbo!!
-I returned briefly online, alas that PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to play piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind when she does that, because I've always loved playing the piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful so wantonly destroyed my life and took away my ability to play semi-decently; honestly, I wasn't half bad ...
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod five laps walking sideways.
-That was followed with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, which culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a full set change of clothes afterwards; it's getting hot!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, @ least two chunks of sweet carrot, three/four little chunks of tasty beef and two/three slices of yummy BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of chicken and carrot soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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