Sunday, June 19, 2011

monday post 47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2246 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'be led by god, not others (1). righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, before really feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable AND JUST RETURNING TO BED. (sorry, shrieking! ><)
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. in return, i drank my mug of water 'incorrectly', but was of course very careful both to take and hand back the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of bread for breakfast. only 'twas a long slice, meaning that PIG mum gleefully left huge portions of the slice without spread. :( and because she gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread, i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my yummy mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio. i went to the loo once when we arrived, of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum went herself. i also let era quickly open and shut the tap ten times.
-as usual, PIG mum was a horid poo poo who just flounced off to pay without handing me a magazine, but luckily there were students chatting around the corner. i just poked my head around, asked, and some nice physio student passed me a magazine. i was reading some article about barack obama crying @ the funeral of some old woman when sonia and my physio student for the next six weeks came and got me into the gym.
-her name's ... catherine, i think. for some reason, i was the only one working @ the gymn today, meaning sonia had lotsa time to wander over and show us tips on how to do things better.
-i started with several sit-to-stands, then went to sit on a plinth for some ankle stretches while another student did some work with ela.
-then i ended with some stepping exercises for erf, meaning i also did lotsa weightshifting exercises today.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after i'd finished. again, zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the bakery so i could get a pork salad roll for lunch and a snail for arvo tea. but she was spiteful and wouldn't lemme get a chocolate milk, because i'd apologised to ela last night when i was having a shower and PIG mum was gleefully forcing poor ela to scrub various body parts! >< i mean, doesn't the bible say sth about not holding grudges? *sigh* whatever. i'll survive.
-back home, i ate my yummy pork salad roll, drank one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly' and did some 'marketing research (i.e. browsed the catalogues for shopping bargains :P)
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then i went to the loo once before plopping online.
-first, i e-mailed my 'growing old' experience to boyd for the anthology, then PIG mum wandered over and ordered me to type out some letter to the incontinence aids subsidy scheme. i didn't want to, coz that meant i wouldn't get to stay online for my most important two hours of the day, but PIG mum reassured me that i could come back online tonight coz (1) i don't have any appointment tonight and (2) i've already plodded the treadmill.
-anyways, yay, now i've got one hour online for myself! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves, else it's house on tonight and a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< no toastmasters toms night, either.
cheers,
em. ^^

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