good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1338 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once again when dearest dad left for work this morning. but help! we've lost tilly mui! ><
-florence and i happily slept until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, and when she came back, swung myself over to the pot :P for two or three tinkles before PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on and off several times before finally letting me sit down.
-lol, i've forgotten what breakfast was! >< prolly just one slice of toast that i spread myself. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drankl my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the bathroom afterwards and did a stinky unspeakable. i also leant against the side rail and had a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. stupid ela couldn't complete her required task, and the evil man gleefully forced poor em to just stand for like fifteen minutes! ><
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, spitefully refusing to lemme buy a pork salad roll for lunch. >< in fact, she said she wouldn't even take me to naz for a kebab toms! >< i can only hope she has a great night's sleep and will be less heartless tomorrow ...
-lunch was five spicy chicken nuggets with a tiny dab of ketchup. PIG mum did offer me one slice of toast, on the condition she nabbed two nuggets - of course i refused!
-i just went to the loo once more. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. but my new plodding total for thursday's now 1407.
-hey, the beyond building ppl are here to install our solar hot water system!
-think PIG mum said someone called sharon would come gimme a shower this arvo. she's been here once before.
-fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
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