wednesday post59c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3206. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after jenny left, aunty wendy came to mind me for three hours. first, she flipped on seven's morning news for me, then kindly switched over to ABC's news @ midday.
-she even brought me lunch! :D yeah, i was saved from having to endure PIG mum's boring toasted tuna in tomato and onion sandwich, not that they taste yucky, of course. :P
-so i had aunty wendy's yummy chicken, capsicum (green), carrot and onion for lunch. guess PIG mum hid the nesquik, coz aunty wendy couldn't find that, so instead she made me a yummy horlicks.
-after lunch, she took me to the loo once more, and i did a stinky unspeakable, after drinking one mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-back @ the table, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for one good hour, taking me to the loo once @ thirty minutes.
-just zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once before aunty wendy resumed ela's massage. ><
-before aunty wendy left, she took me once more to the loo, then i plopped online till carol arrived.
-carol Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, she rinsed the floor out for me once then Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had some meat and vegie steamed bun that aunty catherine had made for us! carol also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, i asked carol to please give ela a massage. she did, after flipping on ten's news, before painting ela some odd colour ... like the outside of a cucumber green?
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. for some reason, i got a tummy ache. ><
-when PIG mum came downstairs, i went to the loo and did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< @ least the tummy ache went after that. :)
-so PIG mum decides that it's therefore alright to gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. >< but i get my toasted :P feet after that, while she's plodding her own twenty minutes, while watching inspector rex! i like he current bratdner (sp?) to the fat, pretty useless one; this one's hunkier. :P
-dinner: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, several wee slices of soup pork. of course, horrid PIG mum hasta gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while era eats, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY hang onto my yummy mug of rice green tea 'incorrectly'. *sigh* another bone to pick with PIG mum: why can't she just gimme ONE teaspoonful of honey with that? no, it's always less than one. *sigh*
-i went to the loo once more before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, not even bothering to watch me walk back to the computer table! >< but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: god save me, i've a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to maccas for lunch in the arvo!
-cathy's coming toms; i'll remember to check and change her timesheet, if needed.
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^