tuesday post49

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1955 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to have a personal revival (1) and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after the new carer gets here!! but PIG mum's PINKY-PROMISED i can have the time back when she explains to the new carer how she runs things in our house, so i won't need to note that into my spreadsheet. anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8:05am. then i spent the next ten minutes till 8:15am having having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i curled up with bear bear and we returned to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable and just returning to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the taps several times before i was finally allowed to sit.
-breakfast was one bowl of yummy chocolate porridge and one slice of toast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bread while era quickly tore it into chunks. for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my mug of water 'incorrectly'. i alao used my mouth to tear the large chunks of bread into more manageable sizes.
-afterwards, i went to the loo and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leaned against the side rail and continued my quiet chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the kyabra offices. i finished my chat to percy silently, eyes closed, during.
-@ the offices, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in, and some lady directed us to her office, where we crashed onto some comfy sofas.
-i explained to her right from the start that i had absolutely zero interest in being a volunteer tutor and that i was only looking for a paid job. she thanked me for being honest, then explained most of the participants here were from africa, refugees, and that a six-month commitment is required from all the tutors.
-when she finished, she showed PIG mum and i where the tutoring room is, then left us @ the toilets. i went first, then PIG mum. i also let era quickly open and close the taps five times before PIG mum snapped @ me to stop.
-next, a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< stupid ela couldn't complete her required task, and the evil physio - who actually DID my blog post about him :P - forced me to stand for almost twenty minutes! >< actually, he got both hands to punch his own; era hit him as hard as she could, while ela's wonky co-ordination meant she socked him a couple in the midriff. :P good, i hope he bruises! :P
-afterwards, i asked PIG mum if we could please eat @ luigi's but she refused. so i tried for sushi train @ warrigal square - and she agreed!
-zoe was working there today~
-for some reason, PIG mum gleefully restricted us to only two dishes each. i had two delicious inari and two teriyaki chicken ones. the chicken sushi was sprinkled with sth that PIG mum thought were rice bubbles! i read the nametag of one waitress, sth like 'yuki', guessed she was japanese and tried, "umm ... sumimasen?" the waitress looked @ me in surprise, and i pointed to the flakes. "what are those?" i asked. she replied, "fried flower." i was thinking how cool that was, and what type of flowers were they, when PIG mum leant over and clarified, "she means FLOUR." lol! XD
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i went once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-that was followed by a forced hike of the stairs, plus just over seventeen minutes on the bloody treadmill. not twenty, coz idiot elf started hurting. >< i was just gonna grit my teeth and endure the last three minutes, but i must've grimaced or sth, coz PIG mum saw and stopped me. instead, i got my toasted feet :P while she plodded her own seventeen minutes. lol, funny: she says she 'enjoys' walking on the treadmill, then why didn't she plod the full twenty after she let me off with seventeen? huh, go figure. :P
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced me to stretch poor elf for fifteen minutes, before she gleefully forced poor me to stand against the gobbling :P table and stretch ela for another five.
-but FINALLY, i was allowed online!
-anyways, i've got like twenty minutes for myself now. :)
-some new carer's taking me to toastmasters tonight. HORRID, EVIL PIG mum won't lemme get any dinner afterwards! it's all that stupid kris's fault. ><
-toms: off to vedelago to try new glasses. then, aunty wendy's coming to mind me while PIG mum rocks out. think cathy's back to shower me toms arvo - hope her daughter's doing better! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^