Monday, June 6, 2011

monday post 45b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1528. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum gleefully forced me on several minutes of exercises for ela, then she gleefully forced me to practise piano for about ten minutes, until i was literaly saved by the bell - carol arrived!
-so carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, only having the one tinkle when carol was putting my knickers on. after she'd rinse the floor once for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i made my arvo tea.
-well, i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied. :) but carol only gave me one slice of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin. this was cut into four squares, and i drank my mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-carol flipped on ten's news and started giving ela her massage @ 5:40. ela got painted ... orange skin colour with banana peel dot colour today.
-carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle before she left. she left three minutes early today, but i didn't protest coz PIG mum said she'd come five minutes early.
-i started listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM, and rang leanne. :) but the silly girl's busted her knee from running into a wall while doing parkour! >< hope she gets better soon!

-argh, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

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