wednesday post59

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1050 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (1) and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, using it once more this morning when dad left for work around 8:10am. florence was furious coz bear bear was still hugging tum tum and hadn't relinquished that position to her yet. :P
-after PIG mum had given me "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps several times before i was allowed to sit.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge for breakfast. :) i had that with one slice of unbuttered toast; just zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the toast while era quickly ripped the bread into big chunks. but before i ate, era and my mouth tore the bread chunks into more manageable sized pieces for consumption. also thanks to PIG mum who pored me a lil mug of milk.
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leant against the side rail and had and had a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us down to browns plains and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into vedelago, the optom place.
-thanks to PIG mum who handed me one woman's weekly mag to browse, until zell was ready for me.
-she did some adjusting several times, and now my glasses don't slip off my nose really. :)
-PIG mum got me to send aunty wendy an SMS, saying that we were gonna be late. by the time she tootled us home, we were about thirty minutes late!
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once, then we said bye to PIG mum who went out for some shopping.
-mega-boring lunch today: just a toasted tuna with tomato and onion sandwich, cut into four triangles. @ least i remembered to ask aunty wendy please to add in one slice of cheese for me. i also drank one mug of yummy horlicks 'incorrectly'. funny, aunty wendy thinks PIG mum has stashed the nesquik away somewhere - she can't find it! XD
-after lunch, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for about forty minutes. i wonder why you always haveta drink water after a massage?
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left.
-i popped online, and have already lasted 7:24 playing bejeweled! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else tonight's state of origin two! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS!! :D
-carol should be here in about forty-five minutes to gimmee a shower. i'm off to check my e-mail.
cheers,
em. ^^