saturday post45d

good evening again! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3289. righteo, where was i?
-@ first, uncle kelvin cut me one slice equal to everyone else's, only for dad to decide that 'twas too big for me. in the end, i got a slice about 0.5cm thick. *sigh* dad cut himself one nice thick slice.
-when dad 'twas time to go home, i said goodnite to everyone. repeat the usual nightly process, then zzz.
-today: i used the pot :P once last night and once more when PIG mum left for work. then bear bear, oem, voem, florence, tilly and i all happily snored; i also used the pot :P again shortly before tess arrived.
-she gave me ten more minutes, then i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle. tess got me kitted, then she led me to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste.
-after that, i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, before i went over to wash and dry era, then we held hands and walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs for breakfast and thanks to tess who folded that into one slice of toast for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. actually, tess also fed me one slice of cheese!
-after i finished, i wrote out chapter eighteen questions for jack, before tess gave ela a massage for twenty minutes.
-around midday, tess made me one mug of milo sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, another one i drank 'incorrectly'. she also kindly made me some fried rice for lunch. i taste tested one teaspoonful, and asked tess please to add a lil more oyster sauce.
-while tess was cooking, i played with her phone. she's got this awesome game on her phone, called bug squash. yup, it's a touch phone; you just touch the phone where the bugs are and squash 'em. :P lotsa fun! ;)
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's having fried chicken for lunch.
-dad fed me about 1/3 a bowl of fried rice for lunch. i drank one mug of rice green tea, sweetened with a lil honey, 'incorrectly'. then dad Forced me to walk over to the computer to type and print out the questions i'd written for jack. i also went to the loo once more before he arrived; of course dad gleefully forced me to do everything.
-jack came for tutoring; i honestly think his confidence in spoken english's improving. :) as for me - today i interpreted two english words jack didn't know straight into canto! XD
-after we finished i returned online until sharon arrived.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom but then thankfully left us to it.
-no hairwash today - 'twas too cold! ><
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle when sharon went outside to find the cream. i got creamed, then sharon rekitted me. i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-finally, after rinsing the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-we're outta ham, so PIG mum gave me two slices of cheese in my toastie. sharon added mayo then cut it into four triangles. i also drank another mug of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'. turns out that sharon takes her tea black.
-afterwards, sharon gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her multi coloured today. she lives in some suburb that ends with 's, and has four kids but no husband. actually, she's already a grandma, but her daughter's several months younger than me! also, she had two kids that attended canterbury college for awhile! but it didn't suit them, plus one had aspergers syndrome, so both went to different schools. also, she doesn't have a hubby anymore; think he left.
-sharon took me once more to the loo, before dad signed her off and she rocked off about four-six minutes early. i like her, hope she comes back soon! :)
-PIG mum woke up from pigland, gleefully forced me to hike the stairs once for her, then gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-after that, i sat and got my toasted feet, and PIG mum started plodding.
-but she only did like fifteen minutes coz she said dad was hungry. lol, dunno why dad and aunty a didn't eat first, then. :P
-hotpot tonight! i got: lotsa vegies, some fish slice, two dumplings, some fish, a few thin slices of beef, and about 1/4 a hard-boiled egg. *sigh* dad's going on and on about how i ate too much for supper last night; not only did he restrict me to about 0.25 a bowl of fried rice for lunch and 1/4 a hard-boiled egg for dinner, he's saying he might not take me to plaza for lunch toms! >< but he already did that last week! ><
-actually, i had to go to the loo once more around 8:25. zero thanks to awful PIG mum who was too busy chatting to aunty a to watch me walk there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. and meaning my real final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3366.
-toms: just church. fingers crossed that dad'll take me to plaza for lunch, or, if he won't, that someone else can! also hoping that i'll get some visitors in the arvo, but if not, i'm loking forward to spending @ least three hours online - i haven't got this week's naruto fix yet! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^