Monday Post 141b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1892 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling forty-eight kcal or 750m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Have a Work Ethic God Can Bless' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TEN MINUTES online after Carol Lockwood leaves @ 6pm!!!! Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning around 6:20am. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-PIG mum was downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes" within ten minutes of dearest dad leaving. When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving for UQ, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and again continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-We started today listening to some compilation on Asian singers. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, but I also closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo on arrival, then kindly left me this recent version of Woman's Day and went back downstairs to pay Shyla.
-olly came for me with a walkbelt and walked me into the gym. Physio today: twenty minutes balance master, ten laps walking along hallway, Ela practising cantonese six and playing ipad piano.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to Warrigal Square. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Alas, horrid PIG mum really got revenge on me and didn't lemme have lunch @ the Sushi Train! :o( No, she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through Woolies to buy the add water and shake pancakes, before driving us home.
-Lunch was just last night's leftovers plus one mug of yummy chai latte, which I very grumpily held 'incorrectly' after PIG mum chucked a complete cow @ me over something. I mean, sheesh, it's ME giving up my fortnightly Garbo shopping trips for her to go to work! ><
-Before leaving to see the epic lady, I went once more to the loo for three tinkles. Needless to say, horid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for thirteen minutes; Ela also opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five. Originally, I'd have only stretched Ela for ten minutes then opened her palm fifty times, but PIG mum spent @ least seven minutes attempting to park the 4WD properly.
-Hey, I thought my fortnightly appointments were supposed to last one hour! How come I only saw the epic lady for twenty-five?!
-As PIG mum tootled us back home, Era again helped Ela stretch, this time just for five minutes, but Ela again opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. Must remember to thank him for that yummy cheesecake half~
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-And will it be Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower again toms arvo?
-Carol Lockwood should come to supervise my shower in ten minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
 Cheers,
Em. ^^