Saturday Post 142b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1716 steps today (will add yesterday's amount later; D2 proudly announces that 1716 steps also equals sth very slightly over forty-nine kcal or sth very slightly over 670mXD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Midnight Madness (1)'; and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's "God's Narrow and Wide-Angle' Lenses but forthly and most importantly, I'm still owed online after dinner!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-After Aunty Lucia left, I returned happily online and starting reading the latest Naruto manga. Unfortunately, PIG mum spoiled the fun, by coming downstairs from piglang, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on ages of stupid balloon exercises with her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on ages more of stupid exercises picking up minions and walnuts. Actually, did she gleefully FORCE :( me to plod sideways laps for her first? Prolly, but I've since forgotten. XD
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-After the usual dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then, dad tootled me off to Ray's, where we were all (minus Ben) meeting to carpool over to Tony's for small group!
-When we headed off, Pole walked behind me to Ray's car. Ray was a gentleman who walked ahead and opened the car door for me. XD
-At Tony's, I hiked up the stairs with Jeff trailing closely behind. I'd chosen Jeff coz Tony and Ray are both stick-like in stature, and I wanted someone with a more solid build to walk behind me and thus provide me with a soft landing were I to fall backwards. XD
-Last night, we did another session from the Alliance Core Values series, faith-filled risks.
-Afterwards, while some watched (me, obviously), four people played some Xbox game!
-I'm afraid I called an end to the party when I asked Tony for his address so that the parents could come collect me, because PIG mum had to work today and needed a good night's sleep.
-So Ray dropped me off home (Pole's house sitting for Pastors Chris and Grace while they're holidaying in korea) and 'twas instant bedtime for me, zzz.
-Today: woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am. After she'd gone, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Barb arrived. Dad left for somewhere and Barb gave me fifteen more minutes before watching me get up; actually, she called out to me, "Ten more minutes, Emily!" and "You've got five more minutes, Em!" to warn me how much time I had remaining!
-So I swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles and Barb got me kitted, before she Forced me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. Thanks to Barb who squirted me some toothpaste, and Ela enjoyed her once-a-week reprieve.
-Afterwards, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail briefly and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Barb Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who left me half a slice of yummy ham and egg for breakfast; I tried to teach Barb how to cook the bread on the fry pan, but her effort came out soggy. XD Thanks to her, though, who added one slice of cheese for me. Oh, and my weekly cup of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, was my second for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I continued writing my letter to nana, while Barb massaged Ela for about thirty minutes. We also chatted away while doing our respective activities; I learnt that Barb had premmie twin girls (but they're older than me  and parents themselves now!) who needed an incubator when they were born!
-At midday, Barb took me once to the loo for the full five tinkles while she made me some warm Milo and cooked me fried rice for lunch.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, first I rang Aunty Lai and we chatted for like thirteen minutes. I'm really not sure why she's got such a bad stuttering problem?
-Next I rang Uncle Fung and we chatted for like eighteen minutes. He told me that Aunty Nga had gone to some parent-teacher interview, while Mickey had gone to school for ping pong lessons!
-Afterwards, Barb took me once more to the loo, I signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she left. We're both not sure: will she be back next Saturday? Guess I'll recheck my e-mails from Lynda to find out.
-Dad soon arrived home after Barb left. The first thing he did was empty the bowl of fried rice that Barb had given me! >< Luckily, I got it back, after I grumpily snapped a photo of it with Sem (my old mobile) and threatened to show PIGF mum. Dad also gave me one full mug of water to drink; insisting I drain the problem; no biggie, 'twas like the fourth mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-But I only plopped online briefly, coz PIG mum tumbled downstairs having showered, and said 'twas time we left for Chi-Link to get our massages!
-Before, though, we both visit the loo once.
-Aunty Li massages PIG mum, while I get a massage from Lei shifu. It's comfy, albeit slightly painful @ times. All throughout, I could hear PIG mum incessantly chatting with Aunty Li; I am always so impressed with her Mandarin speaking skills!
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then prepares to tootle us home when disaster strikes: she's misplaced the parking ticket! o_O
-So she goes back to the paying mound (whatever those terminals are called) and rings. The staff dude wants to fine PIG mum twenty dollars for misplacing her ticket, but PIG mum explains that we'd only come for a massage and, in the end, the guys lets us about. Lesson learnt: the next time we are @ Garbo, the ticket will go straight into the glove box!
-So PIG mum tootles me home, telling me to ring Annette and let her know that we're coming home, coz it's already past 4pm. Only Annette doesn't answer, Rach does! "Oh, mum's left her mobile @ home," she laughs. XD
-Sure enough, Annette's waiting for us when we return home, and I head straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today.
-I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (Annette helps only with my back and Era), mostly cream myself (Annette kindly helps with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (Annette helps only with Elf's AFO.Then I walk over to the loo for two tinkles, also slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I wash and dry Era, before Annette Forces me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. Huge thanks to dearest dad who's left me one charsiu bun; I also make myself one mug of yummy mint green tea, it's my fifth and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sits and massages Ela for thirty minutes, painting her khaki green with red/yellow spots today.
-Before she leaves, Annette takes me to the loo once more for two tinkles. Apparently, she's not back till next (not the day after tomorrow Monday, but more than one full week later) Monday! Must remember to ask Carol Lockwood when she takes me to Toastmasters next Tuesday will she also come next Thursday and Saturday also; if she's not, must ring CODA/e-mail Aimee and ask
-Aunty nga rang back before; we had a yak. Apparently, little Mickey pig's very naughty! ><"
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Ohg, the special thing can be that SHINE fellowship's finally resuming! I did my Bible study homework back on Wednesday, before Aunty Mecky came and minded me for three hours.
-Dearest dad's gone out to The Manor for brothers' fellowship. Oh, how I wish PIG mum would take me out for dinner too! We never have the chance! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^