Wednesday Post 166d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3209. D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 3209 steps also equals something significantly over forty-seven kcal or 1.04km. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Before Carol left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Monday and will have fish and chips for dinner tonight.
-I returned online happily but briefly. Alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod two laps side walking for her.
-Afterwards, she gleefully forced mostly Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch for poor Elf lasting just under fifteen minutes.
-All this culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but 'twas enough that she walked with me, rendering me safe from being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice returned. :o( That was with lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown yummy kailan, one large chunk of sweet carrot and a little delicious PIG mum's yummy pork brisket.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, after finishing Wednesday Post 166c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Selina's taking me out to Garbo! I haven't seen her since Christmas Eve last year!
-Gosh, hope Joey won't come and teach me pilates; she has this really long stick to bash me with! Mine's thicker, but way shorter; Joey can just stand a fair distance away and whack me @ will! (Come on now, this is Joanne I'm speaking about; do you honestly think she'd bash me?? XD)
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^