Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Tuesday Post 141c

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4345 (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling 119kcal or 1.83km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'My Birthday Tree'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Annette came more than five minutes early; I went with her to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO. Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, firstly chewing Era's fingernails short before slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 19% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I wash and dry Era, before Annette Forces me to walk out and prepare my arvo tea, the delicious second half of the combination ho fan I'd had for lunch, plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Annette went and cleaned the bathroom, then massaged Ela for about forty minutes, painting her red with white spots today. Lucky her got to have white tea; when I protested that Carol (both) have green tea with me, she replied, "I don't like your type." Huh. ><"
-Before leaving Annette took me once to the loo for three tinkles, but left before getting me out! >< Must ask her next time to get me out before leaving.
-Anyways, I returned very briefly online; actually, I barely had enough time to finish Tuesday Post 141b before PIG mum gleefully forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on about twenty-four minutes of random balloon exercises. Lol, it's not her fault: balloons are naturally very hard to throw! XD
-Lol, I've forgotten if she gleefully forced me to plod sideways walking laps for her!
-I am certain, though, that she then gleefully forced poor Ela on fifteen minutes of stupid bottle exercises for her. I didn't mind too much, coz I was seated for both the balloon and bottle exercises.
-That all culminated with PIG mum gleefully forcing poor Elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch.
-Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa soup carrot and potato and several wee chunks of tasty beef.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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