Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday Post 124b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2950, which D2 proudly reports as equaling sth very slightly over ninety-four kcal or sth very slightly over 1.16km. XD Righteo, continuing events for today?
-When Carol announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'God is so ... Personal'.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo and, asking Carol please for one mug of water, which was my first to hold 'incorrectly', I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was the other half of the yummy lunch I'd started, plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my second, official and last mug for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol went and cleaned the bathroom, then came back and massaged Ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her the cheesy pork colour with rice white dots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Wednesday, but warns she'll prolly be late coz term resumes tomorrow.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

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