wednesday post29c

good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3278. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-nobuko came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom. she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nobuko rinsed the floor for me then led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-oh yeah. if PIG mum doesn't send me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com), starting from next wednesday, i'll return to writing when i have a tinkle. but i'll keep remembering to ask the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P to please rinse the floor for me. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum did remember to gleefully restrict me to only fruit. :( luckily, dad had gone out and bought one whole box of mangoes! :D so nabuko cut me one up, and i covered my face in mango. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko then gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her white today.
-she took me once more to the loo before she left. i asked her what she was having for dinner, and she replied, 'dunno. hubby's cooking. but i left him some mincemeat and bacon out on the counter, so he better cook that!" :p
-i tootled back online and listened to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM news for about fifteen minutes, when PIG mum woke up from pigland, came downstairs and immediately forced me off line.
-first, she gleefully forced me on 20+ mins of that UQ home program thing, followed by 30+ mins of exercises for poor ela.
-when dearest dad arrived home, i went to the loo once for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, it's slightly annoying, you know? when you feel like you haven't emptied your bladder so sit over the toilet a lil longer, only for your mother to snap "thirty more seconds" through the door @ you. does stress incontinence work that way? the more you rush me, the more i get stressed and can't tinkle! ><
-and it STILL wasn't over yet! >< back @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf and erf on the calf stretching thing against the table.
-resocked and shoed, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the few steps back to the gobbling :P table. dunno why she won't lemme scoot the chair to the table; i mean, that chair's thick and sturdy, it won't break like the armchair i'm on now. (meaning i won't move @ all in this seat.)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa icky cucumber and sweet carrot, some kinda fish, and two tiny but delicious chunks of yummy BBQ duck. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer desk, and i tootled back online.
-well, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hour time limit that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to @ 8:45 (in fifteen minutes time), but fingers crossed that i can stay online till 9:30pm!
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. hopefully we'll see sam and angana! after that, aunty frances is coming to look after me, while PIG mum rocks out for some comfy massage thing. we're making pancakes! PIG mum says we can make them for lunch. :) oh yeah - must remember to ring alice from CODA in the morning! i wanna go out to garbo toms night! i know i've already been out to toastmasters this week; and usually i only get one outing per week, but i'm hoping i can reuse that thursday when alice rang and said no-one could take me out! originally, she said i could make it up the following thursday, but that was bookclub! so hopefully i can hit garbo toms night. :)
-finally, ice-cream tonight! :D furthermore, PIG mum's PROMISED me three pocky. hmm ... maybe i can enjoy all that when she's doing her own stretches against the table. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^