saturday post22b

good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 6723. righteo, yesterday arvo's events first?
-julie came Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair yesterday.
-i dried and creamed myself and julie rekitted me before she Forced me to walk out to the fridge, where she forced me to get the stuff for my arvo tea out. i grabbed yummy helga's bread from the freezer, the milk, mayo and cheese - sadly, julie only allowed one slice, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - before she Forced me to walk back to my seat. and she only put one teaspoonful of honey into my tea for me, too. :( but that was my cup for the day to drink 'incorrectly'.
-good thing though's that julie's never coming back again. we don't get along very well, i admit. coupled with the fact that she called me a SNEAKY LITTLE SH*T when i was in the bathroom. but hey, i called her a sneaky big sh*t right back with my next breath. :P
-i skipped dinner last night, but thanks to PIG mum who wandered over with one half-spoonful of rice and one wee chunk of pork. so that was my dinner.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself) before dad tootled me off to uni fellowship. he spent the trip there giving me my weekly tirade. *sigh* whatever.
-'twas a combined service with other groups! coz we had alison dench? come to speak about the country she's working on. uncle ching wandered over for a chat first, said he and nine other ppl had dinner with ali @ neway. they ordered two four person banquets.
-ali first showed us a long powerpoint presentation about mongolia, then took questions. i learnt that you really can buy mongolian lamb in mongolia. :P and that the country's entirely surrounded by other countries. and that they have a navy, because while the country's entirely landlocked, they have some very large lakes to play navy in.
-we played a game first, with ali asking questions about cambodia and we having to move to the part of the room where we thought the right answer was. but uncle chong wandered over and kindly told me that i was allowed to remain seated where i was. :)
-actually, thanks to someone who printed out last night's lyrics out for me in larger font! one of the chows, or dr. tai. :) i only sang the second part to 'the servant king' and mouthed the rest. karson sat next to me; funny thing i've noticed about guys - they keep switching ocxtaves like they can't decide which to settle upon? peter pie does that too, you see.
-uncle chong prayed to finish. i introduced myself to alison and julz watched me use the toilet once, before i took a seat and grabbed some supper. thanks to whomever who had set aside a plate for me with some corn and normal chippies. :) karson also handed me a yummy tim tam.
-dad came and picked me up. for the trip home, his rant was that i didn't ring him when fellowship ended. i responded that could i ring him then say, "don't come for another hour, please. i wanna talk with my peers first.?'
-home, repeat the usual bedtime sequence. only difference was that i got to place the toothbrush flat against the basin and squirt the toothpaste out like that, just like i USED TO DO BEFORE GOD TURNED MY LIFE INTO A LIVING HELL. well, slight difference: because i didn't have a cool electric toothbrush then, i used to balance the toothbrush on top of the cup. but i finally crashed onto my bed, cuddled my darling bear bear, then snored my head off. zzz.
sat:
-i awoke sometime in the morning to use the pot. :P i couldn't see the time coz it's been overcast and rainy lately. but i heard the parents banging around in the kitchen, and knew it must be past 7am, so i freed poor ela from her prison then gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep.
-when PIG mum came inside to hit me with the eye gloop. :P later, i tried asking her again if tess and i could please hit the coffee club together to celebrate she looking after me for one year. and for the THIRD CONSECUTIVE WEEK, she refused. >< lol, i'm starting to suspect that she'll keep refusing till december, where she can put the one year milestone celebration and the christmas celebration all in one. lol, prolly. i certainly wouldn't put it past her to try sth sneaky like that. *sigh* but hey, i can only keep persevering.
-anyways, bear bear and i snored our heads off until tess arrived promptly @ 10am. she gave me ten more minutes, dug me up and got me kitted, before leading me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. much thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-tess led me to the toilet. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly', and did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the kitchen.
-thanks to dearest dad who'd cooked some ham and eggs for breakfast. i'd asked him last night to please cook a super-duper breakfast coz i'd skipped dinner last night. tess folded that into a sandwhich for me, and i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey 'incorrectly'.
-yay, thanks to tess who brought me her macbook to play with! so while she kindly made my bed, i typed her out a new message and played purble place.
-tess came and gave ela a massage. dark green with light blue spots today. then she made me another cuppa - my third i could hold 'incorrectly' before giving elf a rub! wonder why dad asked her to do that? dunno.
-tess made me one final cuppa before taking me to the loo once more. she says i haveta ask PIG mum's permission before she starts looking for a job for me.
-i read the fourth twilight novel until vincent the bloody physio arrived. ><
-my torture session with him today was just standing on elf only and holding thaty for minutes @ a time. i fell thrice. >< but i asked him please to keep an eye out on the one -eyed minion for me! hmm ... if i've the time, i'd send him a message with the picture attached.
-lol, i've forgotten what lunch was. >< rice, lotsa vegies, oh, some BBQ chicken. my gratitude to PIG mum who didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate; in return, i was very careful to drink my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo - of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself - before i popped online. dad came over to gimmee a rant about sth, but i tuned it out by reading the next update from greengecko's revolution'.
-jeannine arrived promptly @ 4pm and led me over for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped off the nice hot water, then got dried, creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor once for me before leading me back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-well, i'm owed a toastie on both MONDAY AND TUESDAY! see, saturday's usually a toastie day, but PIG mum ordered i eat this yummy little choc chip muffin instead.
-and coz nature called, i had to go to the loo once more. >< of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, and even gleefully forced me to bend down and pick up the dropped towel rack after it fell to the floor. luckily, i didn't fall. :) *sigh* i guess it's just a matter of telling myself that if i do fall, it should only be a bum fall, no injuries. i also remind myself that if i do fall, it's all for the pleasure of PIG mum. now, i honestly don't understand how one can derive pleasure from watching one's daughter lose her battle with balance and fall, but hey. i just remind myself that there's heaps i don't understand. if PIG mum somehow derives pleasure from watching her only daughter fall, fine.
-jeannine gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes. dark blue with yellow/orange spots today. she's having stuffed chicken breast for dinner tonight - and beat this - she'll be back monday, tuesday AND wednesday! :P
-jeannine took me to the toilet once more before leaving me seven's news on. tonight, the news was read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. poor bear bear has zero hope of being showered until thursday - it's still all cloudy! :(
-PIG mum came downstairs to stretch poor elf's ankle for like twenty minutes, before feeding me dinner, which was the same as lunch, only this time, she gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate. meaning in return, i drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, and i popped back online.
-toms: just church, but it's another combined service, coz ali's speaking! but PIG mum will gleefully and surely force me to walk down to our hall, for a toilet trip and morning tea. aunty a'll prolly tootle me off to bible study (poor ela's thumb's happy hour) then hopefully we can hit plaza for lunch. i can only pray that dad parks underground and not @ the bloody commonwealth bank end, but if he doesn't, i'll warn him that that'll be the FOURT CONSECUTIVE WEEK he's done that, and if he does that again the week after, i'm gonna have lunch @ sunnybank oriental. he can walk up himself and have his precious KFC/cafe mi. finally, i dunno if anyone's coming to visit me toms arvo, but i really hope somebody will! righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^