wednesday post80b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3181. righteo, final, final events for today?
-lol, PIG mum kept carol chatting for like twenty minutes! that's one-quarter of the time she's here! XD
-when PIG mum finally let carol go, carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who helped me rinse my hair out, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing underneath the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea.
-sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin. but lol, remembering the poo i'd drawn for viktor @ toastmasters last night (he'd deciphered that as a dog XD), i squirted carol another poo with the mayo. only she said she had zero idea what it was! lol, i'm not THAT bad @ drawing, surely?! XD
-the tea, white and two, was my mug to drink 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes. she's having leftover stew for dinner tonight, and will be back next monday.i
-carol took me once to the loo before she left.
-i returned online. i can't seem to get the radio simulcast of seven's news @ 6pm, but i found the actual video of nine's! that i watched happily. :)
-i went once to the bathroom when dearest dad came home (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything), then carried his eski back to its designated spot.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for fifteen minutes. it's usually twenty, but she took five off coz i was still feeling buggered from tuesday night's adventures!
-while she plodded her own, i watched SBS's world news.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy kailan, some ... pork? some kinda white meat, anyhow. XD thanks to PIG mum who shouted me one piece of ravioli, and i washed dinner down with one mug of rather icky soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo afterwards. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who decided that her dinner was more important to her than watching her only severly disabled daughter walk to the bathroom, but hey, i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-i also went to the bathroom once around 8:30. this time, horrid PIG mum headed straight upstairs and ignored me when i asked her to please walk behind me, but again, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: writers' group! :D only, i haven't done my homework coz i misplaced where i wrote down the homework, and dunno what it is! i'm just planning to take a notebook to the meeting, and when they're going through the minutes of the last meeting, to quickly scrawl my answer.
-fingers crossed that i can have a yummy chicken katsudon and chocolate thickshake made with low-fat milk for lunch! seriously, it's been @ least TWO MONTHS since PIG mum allowed me one!!
-oh noes. >< poor PIG mum's feeling crook and says she mightn't even take me to group toms! ><
-pincushion practice in the arvo toms. XD
-will cathy come shower me in the arvo? think she's been sick ...
-finally, fingers crossed that dad'll take us out to garbo toms night, coz i'm not going toms night with the carer! we had a great time, last time. :)
-anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^