Monday, February 4, 2013

tuesday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2839 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'living fearlessly (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIVE MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! originally, my idiot bladder had nudged me awake, saying, "dude, i need to pee," but i looked over my covers, saw that 'twas still dark and refused. "look, count to 500 first, then sing my two second-favourite songs once each; if you're still awake then, i'll go." said idiot bladder grumbled, "fine, i'll return to sleep. but the moment it's daylight, you've gotta go!"
~meaning i awoke again to daylight, an almost-bursting bladder and the clock showing 5:50am. cool, pot trip for me, right away! XD
-after that, i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. cuddling dearest bear bear back to sleep, i awoke briefly to use the pot :P once more and kiss dearest dad good bye when he left for work around 8:20am.
-happiness was falling back asleep and waking to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted for today. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i held 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-not needing to go do a stinky unspeakable today, i sat and enjoyed several more pages of the ghost boy, until PIG mum decided 'twas time to leave and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the camry (the 4WD resting until uncle wah hung can get us a new spare tyre).
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'duet' album all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-phew, there was a car space available for us. :o) PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with the woman's weekly gossip mag from mid last year and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-bec came for me and Forced me to walk into the gym, after PIG mum showed her my camel photo!
-physio today: ten sit-to-stands, lotsa work for ela, some scapula work, some mat work and 2.5 laps down the hallway and back.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-when she tootled us back to warrigal square, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes before she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-for the THIRD consecutive day, before i could enjoy lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies and buy the groceries.
-at sushi train, we got our usuals: the kaarage udon for me, the kakiage udon for PIG mum and a green tea each. yup, i sucked my teabag and drank all the udon soup to get my MSG fix. XD
-PIG mum tootled us home, i went once to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-awesome, now i've got like thirty minutes online for myself before annette comes and supervises my shower!
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky's coming to mind me for three hours; i'm looking forward to continue reading 'the ghost boy'!
-then carol's coming to watch me shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

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