Friday Post 321

  Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1963 steps (so I'm confident I'll have cracked two grand before the night's out XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Living Is Giving' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's eighteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWELVE MINUTES online if I get to watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:56pm, I lasted 5:46. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 5:13pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Then @ 5:32pm, I've played one more memorable game of Bejeweled lasting 7:55! Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Can you believe it? Nature already called twice during the night but both times I managed to fall back asleep. The third time nature called I could see the sky was lightening and told my idiot bladder, "Let's count some numbers. Once it's light enough for me to see the time on the clock, I promise I'll go pee." After counting till like 400, I sat up, glanced @ the clock, guessed 'twas like 4:45am and then flipped the bedside light onto see: score, it was! One pot :P trip for me then, before I spent the ten minutes till 4:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Then, incredibly, I snored all the way until dearest dad left for work @ 7:45am before waking and using the pot :P again!
• After dearest dad has kissed me bye and retucked me back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking to use the pot once more just before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my bedroom to hit me with the eyegoo and help me with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• PIG mum comes back to help me with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Huh, I was supposed to have the yummy custard bun I'd bought yesterday for breakfast, but PIG mum had already poured me one bowl of cereal and demanded I get myself a spoon. *sigh*
• When Kim arrives, PIG mum lets her in, and then yaps @ her while I'm munching breakfast.
• Once finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online and turn the computer on, because I can STILL hear PIG mum yapping @ Kim. XD
• When she's FINALLY done, I climb into Kim's car and she tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• When we arrive, Aunty Ann sees that Kim's Asian like us, comes outta the house and starts asking Kim please can she move her car off the driveway. I grin, interrupt politely and explain sorry, Kim understands a *lil* Cantonese but speaks English. XD
• After using the loo for one tinkle, Kim helps me lie down onto the massage table, shucks off my footwear and calls Aunty Ann back in, choosing to stay outside and read her uni work. 
• Lol, 'twas one of the most relaxing massages I've ever had! Not only does Aunty Ann suddenly start playing new peaceful music (turns out her daughter got some group subscription to Spotify and gave Aunty Ann access) but 'twas really nice to just have a conversation with her! Usually, when PIG mum takes me, I stay silent, Aunty Ann provides several affirmative remarks and PIG mum just YAPS UNCEASINGLY! XD When I mentioned this to Aunty Ann, she immediately burst out into loud laughter. XD
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I sit down and drink just under one cup of water, say my thanks and byes to Aunty Ann and then climb back into Kim's car and get tootled home, where I take a nice warm shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after only 10% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Kim.
• When Kim comes back, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back outside, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• Lunch is the yummy custard bun that was supposed to be my breakfast, plus one mug of green/peppermint/Chinese tea. Kim cleans the bathroom then sits and very gently massages Ela for like fifteen minutes. She's brought some icky grass jelly for her own lunch and it's so cool: it comes with a foldable spoon that attaches to the lid of the flask!
• After I finish lunch, I ask Kim please to wash up my lunch stuff and walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 2pm, I sign Kim off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms 10am till 2pm.
• After reading my daily Bible verses I ask PIG mum will she please feed me some arvo tea? She summons me over and starts peeling one of the three nashi pears I'd bought earlier with Hannah for me! I tell her she can gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the pear if that's what floats her boat, but if dearest dad returns home Era will eat the pear. Just my luck, dearest dad returns home soon afterwards! Thwarted, PIG mum instead demands I get myself a fork to eat the pear with; she needs SOME way to exert her power over me. XD
• Arvo tea munched, I use the loo for one more tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^