Friday, November 13, 2020

Saturday Post 320

 Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in Saturday's plodding total @ 750 since I'm staying @ home all day and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Be Sure To Praise God'. Anyways, events for today?

  • Argh, my idiot bladder ruined my awesome sleep streak @ 12:05am last night, nudging me awake and ordering I use the pot. :P I sat over the pot :P for two tinkles, blaming the cruel and unfaithful God for deliberately ending my awesome sleep streak. I think that's fair: if God demands all the praise then conversely shouldn't He get all the blame also?
  • Nature called again @ 6:50am when PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. I used the pot :P again and then I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  • Can't remember did I fall asleep before PIG mum a-THUMPED upstairs and changed for work, but she did come hit me with the eye goo before leaving. Once she's left the house, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

     

  • After dearest dad retucks me into bed and promises to stay quiet and lemme snore in peace, I happily sleep again, waking once more for the pot :P around 8:30am and then having such an incredible snore that I don't wake until Hannah and dad greet each other @ 10am!

  • I've somehow managed to unblock Flash Player and can play Bejewed again!! :D Well, @ 3:26pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:38; now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

  • Now @ 3:37pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:08. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms; turns out I was so happy that I'd somehow managed to unblock Flash Player that for the first game I played in for @ least eight days I already lasted 7:37!!

  • Hannah's a good girl; when she and dearest dadf enter my room, she bids me good morning and then offers me fifteen more minutes? I wave Spotty @ her and she obediently leaves.

  • When my fifteen more minutes are up, I swing myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, calling out to Hannah that I'm hungry. When she appears I apologise that my shirt's back-to-front; last night PIG mum couldn't be bothered helping me undo the bra clasp before she hit the sack herself, meaning I had to remove the tee, tug off the bra and put the tee back on again but pulled it back on incorrectly; if she minded I could change now? Hannah laughed and said don't bother. XD

  • She gets my footwear on and then we head over to the bathroom and I brush teeth. Thanks to Hannah who squirts me some toothpaste; Ela enjoys her last break this week. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

  • Breakfast was disappointing. Sure, dad couldn't some yummy ham and eggs but how come Hannah didn't cook the bread in the frypan with butter? Actually, the bread hadn't even been toasted! Hannah explains that had had said no. *sigh*

  • But I enjoyed my first big mug of white tea with two sugars and started my new book club novel, reading for seventy-five minutes first up! I reached page twenty-five @ 11:11am and then reached page fifty @ 11:44am.

  • At midday I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful Gods near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Hannah made me my second big mug of white tea with two sugars, found me two ladyfinger biscuits to munch and then I rang Aunty Lai on the phone, chatting with her for 8:10~

  • Phone conversation finished, I read until 12:30pm and then headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

  • I have one tinkle before Hannah flips the nice warm water off, get dried, have another tinkle and then get creamed. But then Hannah realises she's smeared my back not with moisturiser but body lotion! Another rinse, another dry and this time really creamed. XD When Hannah rekits me, I have one more tinkle when she's doing Elf's AFO straps and one more when I'm drying inside both ears with a tissue and she's cleaning/drying my glasses for me.

  • Back outside Hannah reheats my lunch for me. Pity dad forbade her from mixing any oyster/soy sauce in it, just like how he ordered her not to cook the bread yummy with butter. *sigh* I drink my last yummy big mug of white tea with two sugars. For her own lunch, Hannah's bought a guiness pie and a bottle of Coke.

  • At 1:55pm I use the loo once more for two tinkles and then sign Hannah off with my thanks and byes. She's back next Tuesday 9am till 1pm, thereabouts.

  • Me, once I've used up my most important two hours of the day will use the loo for one tinkle, grab myself a banana from the benchtop for arvo tea, maybe scooch my armchair over to poor myself one mug of milk if sneaky PIG mum hasn't already hidden it into the laundry fridge and then happily read for forty-five more minutes, because it's only Saturdays that I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~

  • Toms: just church, nothing special. I remembered to register for ESS @ 4pm. XD Don't think Uncle William has sent his e-mail about Bible study toms yet, but I'll check~

  • Would dearly love lunch out with other ESS people afterwards but expecting just a Happy Meal with the parents and then a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. *sigh*

  • Dad had better take us out for dinner toms then, and gimme ONE bowl of rice, not half/even less!

  • Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
    Cheers,
    Em. ^^

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