Sunday Post 322

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2118 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Slow Down! (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eleven. Anyways, events for today?

• Nature called once around 2:30am last night and again around 6:10am; after the second pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep coz I knew PIG mum would get noisy one hour later!
• Sure enough, like clockwork, about one hour later PIG mum a-THUMPS upstairs and gets changed for church; that's my wakeup call to use the pot :P again. Then, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Around 7:30am, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee since dearest dad's still @ home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• At 2:25pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:43. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 2:41pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:08. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast is one very lightly buttered and strawberry jammed toasted sandwich with one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and another mug of Milo. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Before leaving for church, I did a stinky unspeakable.
• After walking down the driveway, I use the normal ladies toilet (since the disabled loo lid's closed and horrid PIG mum refused to open it for me) and then join our last Bible study class for 2020!
• Today Uncle William taught from Then Matthew 11:28-12:14 and Acts chapter sixteen. 
• Afterwards, I use the loo once more and then haul myself upstairs for English service.
• For worship today, I sing everything plus the harmony for two songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Grace; she started a new sermon series about advent.
• After communion, dad took me to Warrigal Square Maccas for lunch. I was pissed because the MyMaccas app deal today was get a small Big Mac Meal plus a cheeseburger for four bucks; he got that, gave me the cheeseburger but took like 2/3 of the chips away! >< Huh.
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Once I've finished my most important two hours of the day online I'll continue composing my XMas Wishlist to Santa; it's due out December the 1st!
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up...
• Will doubtless have lunch with dad @ home.
• Tina's minding me from 2pm till 5pm; wonder how late she'll come toms? XD
• Fingers crossed I'll get to watch the Nine news 6pm bulletin; the 134.5TH time I've done so!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^