Monday Post 319c

 Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 559 (but I'm going out next and should report a more substantial plodding total later). Righteo, continuing today's events?

• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore again, waking for the pot :P once more when noisy PIG mum begins her a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help me with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela, but I'd already told her this morning doesn't matter coz you already had last night off). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P table when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After getting myself a knife, I sit too butter and jam my own sandwich for breakfast. I also drink one full mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and drink another mug of warm Milo. Over breakfast,  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After reading my daily Bible passages, I tootle online for myself.
• Dearest dad arrives home for lunch and has Whatsapp video chat with 4th Aunty and Yau Hin; aww, that little boy isn't have bad @ singing!
• For lunch, I had a yummy shredded BBQ chicken sandwich with mayo toasted! PIG mum originally bought a knife over but I said don't bother; since it's not scaling hot like tuna with cheese can be, I'll just eat the sandwich as is. Truthfully I couldn't be bothered holding the knife 'correctly' like PIG mum demands. XD
• After taking my plate over to the sink, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^