Post 320b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Sunday!  Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3103 (ha, I'm over three grand XD) and secondly, the final, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now sixteen. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Precisely two hours after I'd logged on, I asked PIG mum could I please have my green tea bun for arvo tea now?
• I could, but first I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh* Oh, that's why Wally's given me 1000+ steps since the previous post despite me not walking far; he felt sorry for Ela. XD
• Back inside I enjoyed the delicious green tea bun I'd got @ church; pity it also contained red bean! I also poured myself one mug of Chinese tea.
• All finished, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. PIG mum was yapping on the phone to our neighbour, she talked for so long I actually did another stinky unspeakable. XD
• When PIG mum *finally* finished yapping @ the neighbour and entered the bathroom, I took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all finished after 11% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself happily for another tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
• After she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the toilet seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• The parents are taking walkies together right now, I'm watching Nine's 6pm news and tying this post during the ads. XD
• Hopefully bbl after dinner tonight else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^