Saturday Post 322

 Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in Saturday's plodding total @ only 750 (staying @ home all day, see) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Slow Down! (1)' Anyways, events for today?

• I used the pot :P once last night around 2:30am and again @ 6:20am when PIG mum being noisy downstairs preparing breakfast woke me; after the second pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep since I knew she'd get noisy again one hour later!
• At 3:06pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:51. Now, lemme finish one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Like clockwork, @ 6:20am, PIG mum went a-THUMPING upstairs and got changed for work; that was my wakeup call to use the pot :P again, before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Now @ 3:31pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:56. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game, I already lasted 7:12!
• After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day's work and dearest dad retucked me back into bed with Alaistair, promising to stay quiet and letting us snore in peace, before returning to happy snorings  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Nature called twice more before Hannah arrived promptly @ 10am. She announced fifteen more minutes for me, Alaistair nodded @ her and she went down the hallway to say good morning to dad.
• After I'd given myself fifteen more minutes, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more, announcing that I was hungry to Hannah. She gets me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Ela enjoys her other break this week from having to hold the toothbrush~
• I ask Hannah please to bring me one mug of water; after drinking it, I sit over the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Dad has cooked sth strange again; egg with CANNED TUNA. XD Tastes off but luckily not unpleasant. I also drink one full mug of water, pop all my usual drugs :P and drink my first yummy big mug of white tea with two sugars. Then I happily read Caesar until midday, reading for 100 minutes first up, reaching pg. 550 @ 10:54am and pg. 575 @ 11:14. As for Hannah, after she makes my bed she sits down beside me and taps away @ her smartphone; I thought she'd give Ela a massage like Kim always does but nope, she was perfectly content to poke away @ her smartphone, hence @ 11am I actually asked her could she please massage Ela now?
• Only twenty minutes left, so just briefly:
• I used loo for one tinkle @ midday, drank my second big mug of white tea with two sugars, munched two/three digestive biscuits that had a thin chocolate coating on top and chatted with Aunty Lai on the phone for 10:20.
• Showered @ 12:30pm - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helped me rinse my hair out thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye firmly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted lunch was the fried rice dearest dad had cooked for me while I'd been sleeping this morning that Hannah reheated for me, plus my last big mug of white tea with two sugars.
• I used the loo once more for two more tinkles @ 1:55pm before signing Hannah off with my thanks and byes. Think she's back next Tuesday 10am till 2pm.
• After I've finished my most important two hours of the day I might go and do another stinky unspeakable before eating the fruit PIG mum has left me for arvo tea and reading for another fifteen minutes; it's only Saturday that I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, the special thing can be it's the final Bible study class for 2020!
• Hope someone remembers to send me the PowerPoint slides for ESS worship toms~
• Would dearly love to have lunch out with other ESS people ... but hopes aren't up. *sigh*
• Also braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum ... *sigh*
• But if dad won't lemme out for lunch with ESS peers, he'd better take PIG mum and I out for dinner and gimme ONE bowl of rice! *sigh*
• Lol, that's three sighs in a row ... think my body's telling me to go do another number two. Random, I know. XD
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after I munch arvo tea and fruit else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^