afternoon, all! argh, but the staples in my head are giving me a crazy itch! >< it's already a quarter to 3 now, so i'm gonna have to finish my post tonight, ok? so, regarding last night:

-just repeat what i typed out yesterday. still the same. ><
-but wow, go PIG mum! she actually remembered to let me go to the loo once when she woke up!
ok, spotty points :P for the day, incoming!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning, until PIG mum came to dig us up. i got kitted, then PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to write but have been too heavily censored by PIG mum><) me walk out to the gobbling table :P
-breakfast was that little box of sanitarium cornflakes that we'd kept from my trip to the mater. of course, it goes without saying that PIG mum forced (it's not to do with walking, so i'm allowed to use that word, ok?) my left hand to hold onto the packet, forced my right hand to tear it open and pour it, then
-doorbell's just rang, so that'll be bernie here. so i'll be back tonight, ok? time is now ... 2:57pm
-well, she’s gone to move her car up the road now, so I’m here to type out an extra sentence or two. And, since PIG mum won’t let me have a shower in the showerchair with the wheels, it means I’m now owed THREE showers in the showerchair with the wheels then I’ll go back to alternating. I’ll remember to keep count, never you fear. So, where was i?
-oh. Then PIG mum forced (not to do with walking, remember?) my left hand to hang on to the milk carton, forced my right hand to open the milk, then forced my left hand to pour the milk.
-I got the order to lean forward and eat. So I complied. What I don’t understand is, why won’t PIG mum let me wear an apron? Aunty wendy gave me a nice orange one, aunty anne an even prettier blue one. Guess I’ll just have to apologise to them next time I see them.
-anyways, PIG mum says shower time, so I’ll bbl tonight, after 7:30pm, I think, ok? Time is now … 3:11pm.`
-evening! time is now ... 8:01pm. my final plodding total for today now stands at 2448, or 730m, or 85.8 calories :P so, where was i?
-karen gave me a nice hot shower - no hairwash today, i don't think. she kindly left the hot water running an extra minute or so so i could have a tinkle as well.
-karen got me redressed, handed me my stick, and i hobbled back out to sparky, tootling over or arvo tea.
-success! one toasted ham, cheese - 2 slices, thanks karen! this week has now been satisfied! - and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles, and a cup of tetley's australian breakfast, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey.
-karen gave my left arm amassage - our poor therabrush is dying - as i read my janny wurt's novel.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i want to write but have been too heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the car.
-karen tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, listening to NOVA. i think it's 106.9FM?
-karen unloaded me on to sparkless and wheeled me into unique physiotherapy.
-vincent the physio stopped me as i entered, and made me walk into the bed.
-he delivered one comy, if ouchy, massage. most ouchy award of the day goes to my left leg (as always) and my neck.
-vincent the physio made me walk back out, and i plopped my bum back into sparkless.
-karen wheeled me back to her car, then drove us home, NOVA still on the radio.
PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i want to write but have been too heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back inside the house on arrival. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself.
-karen got me out of the loo, and i hobbled back to sparky.
-i tootled over for the news, and karen kindly chopped me up a ya pear, which i of course shared with her a slice. i think PIG mum stole one too.
-news was read out by kay mcgrath and rod young, and sport by ben davis. i didn't see the weather coz i went once more to the bathroom.
-karen supported me as i hobbled in to the loo, hobbled out to wash and dry my right hand, and hobbled back to sparky.
-i signed her off at 7pm and we said our thanks and byes.
-PIG mum immediate;y forced me on more left hand exercises, making my total time spent doing them today half an hour.
-dear dad came home, and we had dinner. PIG mum ordered that i pray, so i complied. dinner tonight: rice, lettuce, fish and some tomato beef mince. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. no surprise there, of course - PIG mum forced my left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-i tootled back online, sending an email to mel unitt. i hope i can see her soon!
-so, it's a thursday, means i'll be going for my episodes of naruto, if PIG mum doesn't kick me off to bed. i'll be going to dr. mor toms, so PIG mum can tear the staples out of my head. relax, she's a fully qualified RN. i trust her. :P
-also, must tell PIG mum that we should shop at coles toms! coz all of toms proceeds are going to help the poor bushfire victims down south.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.