good evening! i can't report on how many steps i've plodde yet today coz i haven't been made to walk to dinner or anything yet, so let's just start with with the 2 things i'm going to type out once every tuesday, ok?
-i used to use the word FORCED whenever PIG mum made me walk, until she said i couldn't use capitals. so i just used Forced until she banned that word entirely. then i used the word contort until PIG mum said she was banning that word as well, and that all i could use was the word made. so i used MADE until she stipulated that they ALL had to be in lowercase. *sigh* what else can i do but comply? and, concerning last night:
1. PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><)me walk to the bathroom last night.
2. after being forced to stand to brush my teeth, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse 4x with my right hand afterwards, coz my right hand took the initial pre-brush rinse.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><)me walk over to dry them both.
4. PIG mum then gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the toilet.
5. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a long tinkle. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too.
6. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own pants back up.
7. PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to the sink to wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to bed.
9. still no pull-up pants. argh. >< i DON'T have a UTI, get it?! at least, it was a dry night.
10. no surprise here - i asked PIG mum that when she woke up at night, and if more than 3 hrs has already passed, to please come down and let me go once to the toilet. of course, i've since learnt from experience that whenever i ask that, PIG mum will most CERTAINLY have the most PERFECT sleep that night, and will not wake up at ALL. leaving me to wake up around 6am, ready to burst, and call her down.
11. last thing. i only dare to sleep on my back now. why? i can't sleep on my left hand side, coz PIG mum says that my ankle needs a break. now i daren't sleep on my right side, ever since i almost fell to my death there one night. >< dunno why PIG mum refuses to put the showerchair there to block; i think she's had a whine about her poor back, or whatever. so my only remaining option is to sleep on my back. that's alright; my bed's fairly comfortable. ok, so here comes the spotty :P points for the day!
-em was jealous of tonie this morning - he got to sleep in, wheresa em got dug up! ><
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-thanks to dearest dad for breakfast - a chunk of bread with a little marg and jam, plus a plain glass of milk.
-breakfast all gobbled up, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><)me walk out to the car. she commandeered the CD player, too. oh well, i like listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk in on arrival, and PT with dom dom started at 9am. but i must remember to apologise to her next week, coz she left me sitting alone on the bed, not letting me lie down or anything, and i was scared SH*TLESS that i would fall off. >< PIG mum came back to yell at me that's the best way for me to have my physio sessions stopped, so i promise to try harder next week!
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back out to the car.actually, i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to pull my own daks down, forced me to pull them back up, gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to our car.
-i changed the music back to westlife's coast to coast, and PIG mum tootled us home.
-PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to the beginning of this post to read what i really want to write, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><)me walk back inside once we got back home, and cooked lunch for us! yummy pancakes with a little bit of maple syrup! i washed down my portion with a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum kicked me off to bed afterwards.
-it must've been the 1 and 3/4 cups of water that we put into the pancake mix! i woke up 2 or 3 times to use the pot!
-i told PIG mum that i was too tired to go to hydro; she forced me to go anyway. meaning my final plodding total for tuesday is now ... 5460.
-i came online once i got home, skipped dinner too, but PIG mum did kindly give me a glass of yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down, cup of pear juice.
-CODA is a failure. they failed us today. the next time jo comes along for a visit, i gotta complain! meaning PIG mum kindly showered me today. of course, she forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body 60-odd times.
-well, toms should be fun! library group breakup party! 10:30am at some sport's club, i think it is. i want battered fish and chips, yum yum!
cheers,
em. ^^+
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