FRiday post

good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4780 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to my room.
-PIG mum gave me a cup to spit out my mouthsplint with, and also fed me a glass of milk with my favourite cup, the one i got her one year with a pig on it that says 'oink' :P
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4630 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the car.
-off she tootled us off to hydro, listening to jacky cheung.
-on arrival, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the swimming pool.
-i sat in the lift, ann strapped up my ankle for me, and lowered me into the 34 degree water.
-so, hydro:walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm work reaching and with a ball, and floating on back, tummy and side.
-i got winched out and dropped into a showerchair, PIG mum wheeled me in to rinse me out.
-i went for my 2nd stinky unspeakable of the day, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe.
-i got redressed, then placed on a bench as PIG mum disposed of my sports tape for my left ankle.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to our car, then off we tootled for our lunch date with aunty tiffany an aunty vicky!
-i never knew this - aunty tiffany's a diabetic!so that's 3 people i know now that have it - her, uncle trone, and julz.
-PIG mum FORCED :( (first time) me to walk in on arrival, and we placed our order. i asked PIG mum if i could please have a pearl milk tea, dunno why she snapped no. oh well. another time, maybe.
-lunch arrived! yummy dumplings, shallot-flavoured pancake, egg, tofu, and cow's tummy! is that called tripe? i dunno ... but i liked it!
-after lunch, aunty tiffany invited us all over to her place for a cup of tea. so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to our car.
-aunty tiffany drove us to her place! she lives at underwood.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( (another first) me to walk inside. i called a happy greeting to uncle steven, then took a seat on aunty tiffany's sofa.
-aunty tiffany made herself, aunty vicky, and PIG mum cups of lavender tea. i tried a sip of PIG mum's - yuck! :P
-aunty tiffany made me a cup of hot chocolate - yum! of course, PIG mum wasn't content until she pinched a few gulps of it.
-we yakked, until i heard nature calling, meaning PIG mum got to gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands - she has really stinky hand wash soap! - and gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to the couch.
-we kept yakking, me asking a lot of questions - "what does (this chinese word) mean?"
-time to go, we said our thanks and byes. uncle steven came out too, as PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out back to our car. uncle steven came out, i gave him a hug, and he told us a joke: teachers told sunday school kids to be quiet as they walked to church. why? a little girl: "coz the church people are sleeping!" hehehe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-once home, PIG mum made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk inside.
-ding dong! alma came, roughly 35mins late coz she had missed her train.
-shower first: PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the laundry, and also forced me to dak myself b4 i sat down.
-alma gave me, by her standards, anyway - thanks, alma! - an almost hot shower! hairwash today. and i have a big pimple on my chin too. ouchies. ><" luckily, she left the water on for me so i could have a tinkle too.
-i got redressed, then alma handed me my stick and i hobbled back out to my chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of hot tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-we set to playing uno and connect 4. alma brought out rummikub also, but i'd forgotten how to play it and she didn't know, so we ditched that idea.
-the cup of tea went straigt down to my bladder. so alma made me walk to the toilet, and ordered me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she made me walk back to my chair.
-at 5:30, she cut me up a pear and flicked on 10's news. hehe, the weather lady's name is summer!
-alma flicked over for 7's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by patrick condren (i think?) weather by talitha cummins, and beach by liz cantor. alma also fed me a cracker and half a glass of milk.
-after the news, i wanted to pee once more, so alma made me walk to the toilet for a tinkle, made me walk over to wash my right hand - but she helped me dry it, thanks! - and made me walk back to my chair.
-i signed her off, and she asked to leave at 6:45pm, but i asked her not to coz dad wasn't home yetand PIG mum hadn't awoken from her snorings yet :P
-dear dad came home at 6:50, and after a bit of small talk, alma took off. i asked her to say hi to mr. guri for me, who's working at the cafe today.
-PIG mum woke up, and dear dad called dinner. rice tonight, lotsa yucky bitter vegetable, and a bit of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice, courtesy of dear dad.
-parents gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4780 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to my room.
-PIG mum gave me a cup to spit out my mouthsplint with, and also fed me a glass of milk with my favourite cup, the one i got her one year with a pig on it that says 'oink' :P
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4630 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the car.
-off she tootled us off to hydro, listening to jacky cheung.
-on arrival, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the swimming pool.
-i sat in the lift, ann strapped up my ankle for me, and lowered me into the 34 degree water.
-so, hydro:walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm work reaching and with a ball, and floating on back, tummy and side.
-i got winched out and dropped into a showerchair, PIG mum wheeled me in to rinse me out.
-i went for my 2nd stinky unspeakable of the day, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe.
-i got redressed, then placed on a bench as PIG mum disposed of my sports tape for my left ankle.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to our car, then off we tootled for our lunch date with aunty tiffany an aunty vicky!
-i never knew this - aunty tiffany's a diabetic!so that's 3 people i know now that have it - her, uncle trone, and julz.
-PIG mum FORCED :( (first time) me to walk in on arrival, and we placed our order. i asked PIG mum if i could please have a pearl milk tea, dunno why she snapped no. oh well. another time, maybe.
-lunch arrived! yummy dumplings, shallot-flavoured pancake, egg, tofu, and cow's tummy! is that called tripe? i dunno ... but i liked it!
-after lunch, aunty tiffany invited us all over to her place for a cup of tea. so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to our car.
-aunty tiffany drove us to her place! she lives at underwood.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( (another first) me to walk inside. i called a happy greeting to uncle steven, then took a seat on aunty tiffany's sofa.
-aunty tiffany made herself, aunty vicky, and PIG mum cups of lavender tea. i tried a sip of PIG mum's - yuck! :P
-aunty tiffany made me a cup of hot chocolate - yum! of course, PIG mum wasn't content until she pinched a few gulps of it.
-we yakked, until i heard nature calling, meaning PIG mum got to gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands - she has really stinky hand wash soap! - and gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to the couch.
-we kept yakking, me asking a lot of questions - "what does (this chinese word) mean?"
-time to go, we said our thanks and byes. uncle steven came out too, as PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out back to our car. uncle steven came out, i gave him a hug, and he told us a joke: teachers told sunday school kids to be quiet as they walked to church. why? a little girl: "coz the church people are sleeping!" hehehe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-once home, PIG mum made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk inside.
-ding dong! alma came, roughly 35mins late coz she had missed her train.
-shower first: PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the laundry, and also forced me to dak myself b4 i sat down.
-alma gave me, by her standards, anyway - thanks, alma! - an almost hot shower! hairwash today. and i have a big pimple on my chin too. ouchies. ><" luckily, she left the water on for me so i could have a tinkle too.
-i got redressed, then alma handed me my stick and i hobbled back out to my chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of hot tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-we set to playing uno and connect 4. alma brought out rummikub also, but i'd forgotten how to play it and she didn't know, so we ditched that idea.
-the cup of tea went straigt down to my bladder. so alma made me walk to the toilet, and ordered me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she made me walk back to my chair.
-at 5:30, she cut me up a pear and flicked on 10's news. hehe, the weather lady's name is summer!
-alma flicked over for 7's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by patrick condren (i think?) weather by talitha cummins, and beach by liz cantor. alma also fed me a cracker and half a glass of milk.
-after the news, i wanted to pee once more, so alma made me walk to the toilet for a tinkle, made me walk over to wash my right hand - but she helped me dry it, thanks! - and made me walk back to my chair.
-i signed her off, and she asked to leave at 6:45pm, but i asked her not to coz dad wasn't home yetand PIG mum hadn't awoken from her snorings yet :P
-dear dad came home at 6:50, and after a bit of small talk, alma took off. i'm not sure, i think i'll see her again on sunday?
-dinnertime! rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetable and a bit of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-parents made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4780 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to my room.
-PIG mum gave me a cup to spit out my mouthsplint with, and also fed me a glass of milk with my favourite cup, the one i got her one year with a pig on it that says 'oink' :P
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4630 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the car.
-off she tootled us off to hydro, listening to jacky cheung.
-on arrival, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the swimming pool.
-i sat in the lift, ann strapped up my ankle for me, and lowered me into the 34 degree water.
-so, hydro:walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm work reaching and with a ball, and floating on back, tummy and side.
-i got winched out and dropped into a showerchair, PIG mum wheeled me in to rinse me out.
-i went for my 2nd stinky unspeakable of the day, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe.
-i got redressed, then placed on a bench as PIG mum disposed of my sports tape for my left ankle.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to our car, then off we tootled for our lunch date with aunty tiffany an aunty vicky!
-i never knew this - aunty tiffany's a diabetic!so that's 3 people i know now that have it - her, uncle trone, and julz.
-PIG mum FORCED :( (first time) me to walk in on arrival, and we placed our order. i asked PIG mum if i could please have a pearl milk tea, dunno why she snapped no. oh well. another time, maybe.
-lunch arrived! yummy dumplings, shallot-flavoured pancake, egg, tofu, and cow's tummy! is that called tripe? i dunno ... but i liked it!
-after lunch, aunty tiffany invited us all over to her place for a cup of tea. so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to our car.
-aunty tiffany drove us to her place! she lives at underwood.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( (another first) me to walk inside. i called a happy greeting to uncle steven, then took a seat on aunty tiffany's sofa.
-aunty tiffany made herself, aunty vicky, and PIG mum cups of lavender tea. i tried a sip of PIG mum's - yuck! :P
-aunty tiffany made me a cup of hot chocolate - yum! of course, PIG mum wasn't content until she pinched a few gulps of it.
-we yakked, until i heard nature calling, meaning PIG mum got to gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands - she has really stinky hand wash soap! - and gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to the couch.
-we kept yakking, me asking a lot of questions - "what does (this chinese word) mean?"
-time to go, we said our thanks and byes. uncle steven came out too, as PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out back to our car. uncle steven came out, i gave him a hug, and he told us a joke: teachers told sunday school kids to be quiet as they walked to church. why? a little girl: "coz the church people are sleeping!" hehehe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-once home, PIG mum made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk inside.
-ding dong! alma came, roughly 35mins late coz she had missed her train.
-shower first: PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the laundry, and also forced me to dak myself b4 i sat down.
-alma gave me, by her standards, anyway - thanks, alma! - an almost hot shower! hairwash today. and i have a big pimple on my chin too. ouchies. ><" luckily, she left the water on for me so i could have a tinkle too.
-i got redressed, then alma handed me my stick and i hobbled back out to my chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of hot tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-we set to playing uno and connect 4. alma brought out rummikub also, but i'd forgotten how to play it and she didn't know, so we ditched that idea.
-the cup of tea went straigt down to my bladder. so alma made me walk to the toilet, and ordered me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she made me walk back to my chair.
-at 5:30, she cut me up a pear and flicked on 10's news. hehe, the weather lady's name is summer!
-alma flicked over for 7's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by patrick condren (i think?) weather by talitha cummins, and beach by liz cantor. alma also fed me a cracker and half a glass of milk.
-after the news, i wanted to pee once more, so alma made me walk to the toilet for a tinkle, made me walk over to wash my right hand - but she helped me dry it, thanks! - and made me walk back to my chair.
-i signed her off, and she asked to leave at 6:45pm, but i asked her not to coz dad wasn't home yetand PIG mum hadn't awoken from her snorings yet. :P
-dear dad came home, and after some small talk, alma took off 10 mins early. i think i'll see her again on sunday?
-dinnertime! rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetables, and some more of aunty rose's yummy soya sauce chicken. washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. and of course, PIG mum forced my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-after dinner, parents gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4780 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to my room.
-PIG mum gave me a cup to spit out my mouthsplint with, and also fed me a glass of milk with my favourite cup, the one i got her one year with a pig on it that says 'oink' :P
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made good evening, peoples! the spam count for the week is 126, and including hydro, em plodded 4630 steps today. sorry i didn't post yesterday, i somehow accidently deleted my whole post! >< but at least i remembered - yesterday i plodded 6150 steps. ok, about last night, first:
-repeat everything i typed out on tuesday. still the same. >,
-oh, and just to add: when i use the bedpot at night with dad, he always forces me to dak myself. he says it's coz he's 'holding me up'. but sheesh! i'm already holding hard to my bed rail,why won't you help?! ai. whatever. >< oh, and here are all the exercises that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do last night:
1. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
2. all left hand fingers open, starting from the pointer
3. left hand open, thumb up, and down.
4. flex left arm at bicep.
5.flex left arm at bicep and hold for 10 secs.
6. left arm straight up in te air.
7. left arm straight up in the air and hold for 10 secs.
8. left hand fingers open, to meet PIG mum's hand for a count of 5.
well, if, no, when she forces me to do them, i can only comply. but i refuse to do them on sunday, that's a day of rest. anyways, here comes the spotty points :P for today!
-em and tonie were happy pigs this morning until PIG mum came to dig me up.
-i got kitted, then wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, forcing me of course to dak myself also.
-i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself also.
-PIG mum checked, then forced me to pull my own daks back up. she then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to the car.
-off she tootled us off to hydro, listening to jacky cheung.
-on arrival, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the swimming pool.
-i sat in the lift, ann strapped up my ankle for me, and lowered me into the 34 degree water.
-so, hydro:walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm work reaching and with a ball, and floating on back, tummy and side.
-i got winched out and dropped into a showerchair, PIG mum wheeled me in to rinse me out.
-i went for my 2nd stinky unspeakable of the day, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe.
-i got redressed, then placed on a bench as PIG mum disposed of my sports tape for my left ankle.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to our car, then off we tootled for our lunch date with aunty tiffany an aunty vicky!
-i never knew this - aunty tiffany's a diabetic!so that's 3 people i know now that have it - her, uncle trone, and julz.
-PIG mum FORCED :( (first time) me to walk in on arrival, and we placed our order. i asked PIG mum if i could please have a pearl milk tea, dunno why she snapped no. oh well. another time, maybe.
-lunch arrived! yummy dumplings, shallot-flavoured pancake, egg, tofu, and cow's tummy! is that called tripe? i dunno ... but i liked it!
-after lunch, aunty tiffany invited us all over to her place for a cup of tea. so PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out to our car.
-aunty tiffany drove us to her place! she lives at underwood.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( (another first) me to walk inside. i called a happy greeting to uncle steven, then took a seat on aunty tiffany's sofa.
-aunty tiffany made herself, aunty vicky, and PIG mum cups of lavender tea. i tried a sip of PIG mum's - yuck! :P
-aunty tiffany made me a cup of hot chocolate - yum! of course, PIG mum wasn't content until she pinched a few gulps of it.
-we yakked, until i heard nature calling, meaning PIG mum got to gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk to the loo, gleefully make (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands - she has really stinky hand wash soap! - and gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk back to the couch.
-we kept yakking, me asking a lot of questions - "what does (this chinese word) mean?"
-time to go, we said our thanks and byes. uncle steven came out too, as PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk out back to our car. uncle steven came out, i gave him a hug, and he told us a joke: teachers told sunday school kids to be quiet as they walked to church. why? a little girl: "coz the church people are sleeping!" hehehe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-once home, PIG mum made (please refer to tuesday's3 post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk inside.
-ding dong! alma came, roughly 35mins late coz she had missed her train.
-shower first: PIG mum gleefully made (please refer to tuesday's post to read what i really want to type but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum ><) me walk into the laundry, and also forced me to dak myself b4 i sat down.
-alma gave me, by her standards, anyway - thanks, alma! - an almost hot shower! hairwash today. and i have a big pimple on my chin too. ouchies. ><" luckily, she left the water on for me so i could have a tinkle too.
-i got redressed, then alma handed me my stick and i hobbled back out to my chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of hot tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-we set to playing uno and connect 4. alma brought out rummikub also, but i'd forgotten how to play it and she didn't know, so we ditched that idea.
-the cup of tea went straigt down to my bladder. so alma made me walk to the toilet, and ordered me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she made me walk back to my chair.
-at 5:30, she cut me up a pear and flicked on 10's news. hehe, the weather lady's name is summer!
-alma flicked over for 7's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by patrick condren (i think?) weather by talitha cummins, and beach by liz cantor. alma also fed me a cracker and half a glass of milk.
-after the news, i wanted to pee once more, so alma made me walk to the toilet for a tinkle, made me walk over to wash my right hand - but she helped me dry it, thanks! - and made me walk back to my chair.
-i signed her off, and she asked to leave at 6:45pm, but i asked her not to coz PIG mum hadn't woken up from her snorings yet.
-sorry, PIG mum's kicking me off to bed now. goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^