good evening, and welcome to my 300th post! i wonder how long i can keep this going?
anyways, TWFT topic was if you don't - who will? spam count for the weekend is 59, and em was hard at work plodding 4337 steps today. anyways, what happened since my last post?
PIG mum took me to the loo once before dad tootled us off to baddy. on arrival, the parents (well, really, just PIG mum, dad went ahead to set up my chair for me gleefully Made (5th and last time) me walk into my chair. i collapsed into it with relief and promptly rested tired me for 20 odd mins. the parents dug poor em up and forced her to play 67 shots. in three or four goes, of course! not all at once! poor em would surely perish :P lol, PIG mum said that dad said, that if i played more shots, he'd take me out for dinner. dunno how many shots he'll require of me, so i'll have to say a 'no deal!' to that right now. anyways, i just had a chat to peter pie and stuff, who's on a full year's worth of work right now, at milton. and how cute - aunty peggy still makes his lunch for him! lol, i've been making my own ever since upper primary. :P
when it was time to leave, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out back to the car, and dad tootled us home, listening to rush of fools. back home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry for my shower, of course forcing me to undress all of myself before she gave me a warm shower - i washed my own hair. poor ela was forced to scrub various parts of me a whopping 135 times! (i counted 140, PIG mum insisted that it was only 130, so i compromised it in the middle). i dried myself, rekitted myself. PIG mum finished off with the things i couldn't do, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-vermicelli, not rice, tonight! with a big chunk of sweet carrot, a smaller chunk of yummy potato, and a soft chunk of beef. yummiest thing tonight was a widdle piece of crumbed fish, with a squirt of mayo from dearest dad. actually, he kindly gave me one more little chomp as PIG mum was forcing poor em to walk back over to the computer. lol, and he just wandered past and asked mournfully, "do you still love me?" :P
dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. i only allow myself the luxury of holding it incorrectly once a day, remember, same as with putting my right foot charlie chaplin style for one car trip a day. (well, on thursdays, i actually get 2, when karen drives me to and from garbo). anyways, after dinner, PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the switches, forced poor em to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back over to my computer chair.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, say heylo to my online MSN buddies, stick this post on my taleofepic2 journal(today's an 'event', remember?),then get me a good fix of news. just UQ physio toms, and hydro in the arvo.>< i'll survive. finally, i'll be asking PIG mum if she'll leave the modem on and let me pop online with lappytoppy. i realise the chances of the sky turning somerville green are infinitely higher than my chances at popping online with lappytoppy, :P but hey, i'll persist. this will be my THIRD week of attempting, though. everything crossed! oh yeah - and hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. i also rang leanne tonight! best of all, she's given me permission to have lunch at fasta pasta with PIG mum and lee! also, she says to check my bday fic carefully - coz kakashi did sign it too! just on the next page. :P
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
sunday post
good afternoon! no plodding total from em yet, coz i think the parents are still dead-set on forcing their poor daughter to go to baddy. argh, but SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO!!!!!! hmm ... i'm pretty sure PIG mum already knows that, actually, but obviously, she doesn't give a crap. so yeah, no spam count for the weekend from me, either. anyways, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-actually, just gimme a few mins first to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies. :P
-i passed my father's day gift to dearest dad with a hug and a kiss, to which he traded me my breakfast, a chunk of ham and egg on toast with a mug of warm milo. i'll admit, i took the opportunity to drink that cup 'incorrectly' because i don't get the chance to on sunday's anymore (no carer, poo poo. ><) and both the parents were upstairs getting changed for church.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the car. dearest dad tumbled in also, and he tootled us off to church.
- on arrival, i bid a happy hello! to pole's grandparents! remember, i asked them last time they visited, and they gave me permission to call them "grandma" and "grandpa" just like the kwok spawn do. :P
-we parked, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the adult's hall.
-i took a seat, and service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand up for the prayer, and also for one song. i chose to sing aloud what i could - em cab't really read canto, remember? :P
-speaker today was donald, interpreter was wells, and donald gave us a sermon on a father and two sons. there was communion afterwards, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the morning tea area.
-i got a cup of water-tea, a small slice of bread with a bit of marg, and 2 plain crackers.
-i mainly yakked to lee, who's going to shout PIG mum and i fasta pasta! if that's the case, must remember to ring leanne tonight and have a gloat to her about that. :p oh, yancey came along and i got a hug off her too. :)
-story-telling time! PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the little kiddies room, where aunty peggy was just getting a song perfermonance from three or four girls.
-so i told them my story about the matchless pearl, showing them the fake pearl necklace that PIG mum had kindly found for me. thanks to my little volunteer for the day, karen.
-after my story, craft time! so thanks to aunty peggy who helped me hobble/stagger/limp to the table, and today, aunty michelle was making butterflies with us! jacinta stayed behind as her helper, so much thanks to her who helped me with glueing(sp?) stuff down, and aunty michelle who stuck more sequins (sp?) on my butterfly to make it look prettier. we stuck our creations on the wall and aunty peggy says that next week, we can take them home.
-PIG mum came to get me. first, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area, also known as the lunch area.
-but nani? where was em's lunch? :( so much thanks to aunty a who shared with me half a bowl of her salty fish and diced chicken fried rice. also thanks to evan who passed me a slice of some yummy chicken pizza from dominoes. dunno who i should pay for it ... :P
-rehersal time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the adult's service for our song practice.
-much thanks to jacinta who looked after me during practice, also doctor lee who hung onto ela for me. so we sang and sang and sang. thanks also to quiet dan who got me a chair, so i could take a seat at times.
-rehersal over, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD, this time forcing em to buckle her own seatbelt. dear dad tumbled in, and tootled us off home, listening to rush of fools.
-once home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-well, i've finished this post up till now. don't really think i can escape being forced to go to baddy. >< ah well, will be back on later tonight to note down my final plodding total and the spam count for the weekend.
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-actually, just gimme a few mins first to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies. :P
-i passed my father's day gift to dearest dad with a hug and a kiss, to which he traded me my breakfast, a chunk of ham and egg on toast with a mug of warm milo. i'll admit, i took the opportunity to drink that cup 'incorrectly' because i don't get the chance to on sunday's anymore (no carer, poo poo. ><) and both the parents were upstairs getting changed for church.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the car. dearest dad tumbled in also, and he tootled us off to church.
- on arrival, i bid a happy hello! to pole's grandparents! remember, i asked them last time they visited, and they gave me permission to call them "grandma" and "grandpa" just like the kwok spawn do. :P
-we parked, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the adult's hall.
-i took a seat, and service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand up for the prayer, and also for one song. i chose to sing aloud what i could - em cab't really read canto, remember? :P
-speaker today was donald, interpreter was wells, and donald gave us a sermon on a father and two sons. there was communion afterwards, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat in the morning tea area.
-i got a cup of water-tea, a small slice of bread with a bit of marg, and 2 plain crackers.
-i mainly yakked to lee, who's going to shout PIG mum and i fasta pasta! if that's the case, must remember to ring leanne tonight and have a gloat to her about that. :p oh, yancey came along and i got a hug off her too. :)
-story-telling time! PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the little kiddies room, where aunty peggy was just getting a song perfermonance from three or four girls.
-so i told them my story about the matchless pearl, showing them the fake pearl necklace that PIG mum had kindly found for me. thanks to my little volunteer for the day, karen.
-after my story, craft time! so thanks to aunty peggy who helped me hobble/stagger/limp to the table, and today, aunty michelle was making butterflies with us! jacinta stayed behind as her helper, so much thanks to her who helped me with glueing(sp?) stuff down, and aunty michelle who stuck more sequins (sp?) on my butterfly to make it look prettier. we stuck our creations on the wall and aunty peggy says that next week, we can take them home.
-PIG mum came to get me. first, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the morning tea area, also known as the lunch area.
-but nani? where was em's lunch? :( so much thanks to aunty a who shared with me half a bowl of her salty fish and diced chicken fried rice. also thanks to evan who passed me a slice of some yummy chicken pizza from dominoes. dunno who i should pay for it ... :P
-rehersal time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the adult's service for our song practice.
-much thanks to jacinta who looked after me during practice, also doctor lee who hung onto ela for me. so we sang and sang and sang. thanks also to quiet dan who got me a chair, so i could take a seat at times.
-rehersal over, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD, this time forcing em to buckle her own seatbelt. dear dad tumbled in, and tootled us off home, listening to rush of fools.
-once home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-well, i've finished this post up till now. don't really think i can escape being forced to go to baddy. >< ah well, will be back on later tonight to note down my final plodding total and the spam count for the weekend.
cheers,
em. ^^
SATURDAY POST
GOOD EVENING! twft TOPIC WAS ATTITUDE. APPETITE. AIM. AND EM WAS HARD AT WORK PLODDING 1908 STEPS TODAY. NOW, GIVE ME A FEW MINS TO
SAY HEYLO TO ALL MY ONLINE msn BUDDIES :p AND I'LL BE WRITE BACK TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY, RIGHT?
-argh. sorry, shrieking. ><
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :p
-dearest dad came in, hit me with the eye goo :P and told me "ten more mins" coz dolly would arrive soon! i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more.
-dolly came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week chance at being able to balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way!
-after teeth brushing and handwahing, dolly Forced me to walk to the loo, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. dolly came to fetch me, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand, -but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a yummy sausage bun.
- i read the little kiddies story i haveta read for them toms. dolly had a read of it also.
-dolly Forced me to walk to my TV chair coz she wanted to play wii. i was perfectly happy to sit and read, but she insisted that we play. oh well. no biggie.
-dolly created a mii. then i beat her in the tennis, she trounced me at the bowling, and she beat me in two games of boxing. no knockouts, though. i lost both games on a points basis.
-lol, dolly was feeling hungry, so she ransacked our cupboard and found our pack of BBQ chippies. so she snacked on a handful or two, also passing me 3 or 4.
-lol, i found that our wii sports also has this wii fit section! so i played it, and am bloddy embarrassed to admit, that my physical age is ... 75. ><" :P that's okay, my mum often tells me that she's the only one who reads my blog, so yeah. :P no shame! :P
-dolly Forced me to walk back to the dining chair, and dearest dad signed her off. oh, and i asked her about her wedding, like, apparently you're not allowed to wear shoes? and if that was the case, would i be allowed to attend in sparkless and take off my shoes? coz without shoes, em can't walk. >< ouchies. :( she needs her AFO, see. good news was that, dolly said she wouldn't be inviting me to the actual wedding, but the reception afterwards. so it's all good. :)
-PIG mum came home from work. lunch was the yummy chicken pasta i'd cooked on tuesday with my carer. oh, and lotsa lettuce. lunch was washed down with a plain mug of milk, and half a bottle of biofeel (which is actually yakult, just cheaper and sweeter). of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl as i ate.
-ding dong! vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT. he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, and i did: right and left arm reachy exercises, head and neck exercises. he also forced poor em on a few laps of walking, the last of which was from the hallway off the bathroom to the computer desk without anything at all, ie no walkbelt, no sticky, either. luckily, em's still alive to blog about today ...
-thankfully, he left, and i tootled online briefly, until chrissy arrived. late, as usual.
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to undress all of me. but a nice hot shower - hairwash today. and em's still spotty. >< chin and nose this time.
-i dried myself, creamed myself. then i got kitted, before chrissy Forced me to walk to the gobbling table.
-arvo tea was my second sausage bun for the day, plus a mug of milo. i'dactually wanted a cup of tea, but chrissy refused to give me two teaspoonfuls of sugar in my tea, also refusing to go upstairs and ask PIG mum for me. so i just enjoyed my warm milo. did you know, they don't have milo in germany? just hot chocolate!
-i was perfectly content to sit and read my bookclub novel then the story i'm reading for the lil kiddies toms, but chrissy disagreed. i mean, come on! i willingly (well, not actually; i just have no choice) :( do exercises monday-friday, is it too much to ask for the weekend off? like, most ppl i know work mon-fri, then have sat and sun off. why can't i be like that too? but yeah, i asked chrissy please for a break, she chose instead to go upstairs and poke awake PIG mum, who sent down an ultimatum: either do as chrissy orders, or no internet tonight. ><
-so chrissy Forced me to walk over to the piano stool ( not sure why she refuses to let me practise in my piano chair, either, but oh well. era played all the scales, christmas carols, and random songs, then supported ela to thunk out twinkle twinkle 10 or 11 times. i was pretty sure i'd already played it ten times, but chrissy insisted that it had only been 9 so forced me to play it again.
-at 6pm, she Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, where she flicked on seven's news, read out by sharyb ghidella, sport by rohan welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. thanks to her who fed me a warm milo.
-at 6:30, i asked her to please give ela a hand massage while i watched ... better homes and gardens? sth like that, anyway. but it was the dancing with the stars version.
-at 6:45, chrissy Forced me to walk to the loo, forced me to turn on both lights, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, forced me to turn off both lights, then Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs, where PIG mum took over. we said our byes and thanks to chrissy, who'll be back on ... tues, i think? and she's having pasta with red sauce and olives for dinner tonight.
-so PIG mum took poor em on a forced march upstairs to her room. i collapsed on the computer chair, and started browsing the photos on our old computer. hey, i've got two folders from the BIRU xmas party!
-eep, less than half an hour left! typetypetype~~
-uncle colbert and melody came visiting! so he Forced me to walk down the stairs and also Forced me on an additional couple of laps along the hallway before i got to sit in my dining chair.
-PIG mum fed uncle colbert and melody a drumstick each. hey, wonder if i'm allowed one too tonight? fingers crossed!
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, and a couple of slices of charsiu. of course, PIG mum again forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'corectly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online at 8:05pm.
-yay, i finished! just church toms; i haveta tell story to the wee kiddies! ugh, don't think i've really memorised it yet, either. >< and toms is father's day!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. yay, i just spoke to dearest grandma! she tells me that baby mickey's a brat, can put on his own shoes on now, expects his parents to take him out everyday now :P but still refuses to talk! ah well, grandma says then after he starts school, he'll hopefully start yakking a bit more.
SAY HEYLO TO ALL MY ONLINE msn BUDDIES :p AND I'LL BE WRITE BACK TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY, RIGHT?
-argh. sorry, shrieking. ><
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :p
-dearest dad came in, hit me with the eye goo :P and told me "ten more mins" coz dolly would arrive soon! i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more.
-dolly came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week chance at being able to balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way!
-after teeth brushing and handwahing, dolly Forced me to walk to the loo, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. dolly came to fetch me, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand, -but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a yummy sausage bun.
- i read the little kiddies story i haveta read for them toms. dolly had a read of it also.
-dolly Forced me to walk to my TV chair coz she wanted to play wii. i was perfectly happy to sit and read, but she insisted that we play. oh well. no biggie.
-dolly created a mii. then i beat her in the tennis, she trounced me at the bowling, and she beat me in two games of boxing. no knockouts, though. i lost both games on a points basis.
-lol, dolly was feeling hungry, so she ransacked our cupboard and found our pack of BBQ chippies. so she snacked on a handful or two, also passing me 3 or 4.
-lol, i found that our wii sports also has this wii fit section! so i played it, and am bloddy embarrassed to admit, that my physical age is ... 75. ><" :P that's okay, my mum often tells me that she's the only one who reads my blog, so yeah. :P no shame! :P
-dolly Forced me to walk back to the dining chair, and dearest dad signed her off. oh, and i asked her about her wedding, like, apparently you're not allowed to wear shoes? and if that was the case, would i be allowed to attend in sparkless and take off my shoes? coz without shoes, em can't walk. >< ouchies. :( she needs her AFO, see. good news was that, dolly said she wouldn't be inviting me to the actual wedding, but the reception afterwards. so it's all good. :)
-PIG mum came home from work. lunch was the yummy chicken pasta i'd cooked on tuesday with my carer. oh, and lotsa lettuce. lunch was washed down with a plain mug of milk, and half a bottle of biofeel (which is actually yakult, just cheaper and sweeter). of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl as i ate.
-ding dong! vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT. he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, and i did: right and left arm reachy exercises, head and neck exercises. he also forced poor em on a few laps of walking, the last of which was from the hallway off the bathroom to the computer desk without anything at all, ie no walkbelt, no sticky, either. luckily, em's still alive to blog about today ...
-thankfully, he left, and i tootled online briefly, until chrissy arrived. late, as usual.
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to undress all of me. but a nice hot shower - hairwash today. and em's still spotty. >< chin and nose this time.
-i dried myself, creamed myself. then i got kitted, before chrissy Forced me to walk to the gobbling table.
-arvo tea was my second sausage bun for the day, plus a mug of milo. i'dactually wanted a cup of tea, but chrissy refused to give me two teaspoonfuls of sugar in my tea, also refusing to go upstairs and ask PIG mum for me. so i just enjoyed my warm milo. did you know, they don't have milo in germany? just hot chocolate!
-i was perfectly content to sit and read my bookclub novel then the story i'm reading for the lil kiddies toms, but chrissy disagreed. i mean, come on! i willingly (well, not actually; i just have no choice) :( do exercises monday-friday, is it too much to ask for the weekend off? like, most ppl i know work mon-fri, then have sat and sun off. why can't i be like that too? but yeah, i asked chrissy please for a break, she chose instead to go upstairs and poke awake PIG mum, who sent down an ultimatum: either do as chrissy orders, or no internet tonight. ><
-so chrissy Forced me to walk over to the piano stool ( not sure why she refuses to let me practise in my piano chair, either, but oh well. era played all the scales, christmas carols, and random songs, then supported ela to thunk out twinkle twinkle 10 or 11 times. i was pretty sure i'd already played it ten times, but chrissy insisted that it had only been 9 so forced me to play it again.
-at 6pm, she Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, where she flicked on seven's news, read out by sharyb ghidella, sport by rohan welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. thanks to her who fed me a warm milo.
-at 6:30, i asked her to please give ela a hand massage while i watched ... better homes and gardens? sth like that, anyway. but it was the dancing with the stars version.
-at 6:45, chrissy Forced me to walk to the loo, forced me to turn on both lights, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, forced me to turn off both lights, then Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs, where PIG mum took over. we said our byes and thanks to chrissy, who'll be back on ... tues, i think? and she's having pasta with red sauce and olives for dinner tonight.
-so PIG mum took poor em on a forced march upstairs to her room. i collapsed on the computer chair, and started browsing the photos on our old computer. hey, i've got two folders from the BIRU xmas party!
-eep, less than half an hour left! typetypetype~~
-uncle colbert and melody came visiting! so he Forced me to walk down the stairs and also Forced me on an additional couple of laps along the hallway before i got to sit in my dining chair.
-PIG mum fed uncle colbert and melody a drumstick each. hey, wonder if i'm allowed one too tonight? fingers crossed!
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, and a couple of slices of charsiu. of course, PIG mum again forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'corectly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online at 8:05pm.
-yay, i finished! just church toms; i haveta tell story to the wee kiddies! ugh, don't think i've really memorised it yet, either. >< and toms is father's day!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. yay, i just spoke to dearest grandma! she tells me that baby mickey's a brat, can put on his own shoes on now, expects his parents to take him out everyday now :P but still refuses to talk! ah well, grandma says then after he starts school, he'll hopefully start yakking a bit more.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
friday post
good afternoon! the spam count for the week is 145, TWFT topic for today was 'reaping, not weeping', and em was hard at work plodding 2145 steps today. now, i didn't pop online till 2;15pm, so technically i should get to stay online till 4:15pm, but i think PIG mum has already blustered sth about forcing me offline when ashley/ashleigh arrives. if that is indeed the sad case, i will note the time down when that happens, then i promise i will GET BACK EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!! anyways, what happened today?
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-when dearest dad dug himself up for work this morning, i used the pot :P once more, then cuddled my darling bear bear and sang/counted myself back into some happy snoring. :P
-PIG mum came in, poked me awake with "ten more mins." when she came back in, i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. then PIG mum made ( - hey, i forgot to put this up yesterday; lemmee just stick it up now:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< but coz i copped my weekly tirade from PIG mum last night, she flounced off to bed without remembering to order me to take my ted off! so i spent a happy night with two warm feet. :)
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< anyways, where was i?
-oh. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with the other days, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to get going, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to that dreadful, out-of-tune, wannabe singer, andy hui. :P right at the beginning, i'd asked PIG mum who was in the CDplayer, but she, for whatever so reason that so pleased her, refused to tell me. didn't matter. i only had to listen to half a song before i figured out who was singing.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i settled down with a woman's day gossip mag as PIG mum flounced off to repark the car.
-the human movement student - was his name damien? - kindly lent me a stick - it was some cool one with a wide base - not the usual one that i use! - and Forced me to walk to the table.
-i started with some coin exercises, like, era sticking the coin into ela's pincer grip[, then ela lifting herself up and dropping the coin that someone had cut into this big milo tin.
-after, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to a plinth, where jennie had me lie down and do random exercises with ela and my left shoulder. and hey, how cool - jennie knows uncle wilbur!
-finally, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the morning tea table, where the human movement fellow had already kindly poured out a cuppa, white and two, for me. i snacked on two or three of these bird's nest crunchy things. much thanks to the elderly lady who told me that some other snacks on offer had almonds on them! i've already forgotten her name, sorry. >< she can walk, but needs a stick, because she has sth growing on her back/spine/sth like that?
-session finished. i told PIG mum that i wanted to pee once first, so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the disabled toilets (lol, they still haven't stuck up a bar for the disabled toilets yet! :P), made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to our car.
-i immediately remembered to change the CD to anthony callea. of course, PIG mum forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt again, then tootled us off to our lunch date with aunty vicki!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into sunny breeze. aunty vicky met us there; taking a look at the menus, we ordered. aunty vicky got the set lunch with pork, i got the set lunch with chicken, and PIG mum got herself some spicy noodles. i shouldn't be surprised, really; PIG mum prolly got the spicy noodles because it meant that whenever she pilfered my lunch, i couldn't do the same to hers (i can't eat spicy food, remember.) we all drank yummy green tea. aunty vicki was really nice and donated some of her food, ie some egg stuff and a little bit of pork to me; PIG mum immediately tore off a chicken chunk of mine and handed it back to aunty vicky. when i asked her why she didn't give any of her spicy noodles back to aunty vicky she snapped at me that aunty vicky didn't like spicy noodles. whatever.
-thanks to aunty vicky who shouted us! PIG mum says that next time, it's our turn to pay. so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt again, PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to anthony callea.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside and forced me to bend awkwardly to flip on the switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair. i bent awkwardly once more to flick on the bottom three switches, then tootled online.
-cool, i finished! technically, if PIG mum isn't being a great big meaniepoo again, i should have an hour left online. anyways, i'll just check, then get my naruto fix for this week. hope to see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post this afternoon.
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-when dearest dad dug himself up for work this morning, i used the pot :P once more, then cuddled my darling bear bear and sang/counted myself back into some happy snoring. :P
-PIG mum came in, poked me awake with "ten more mins." when she came back in, i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. then PIG mum made ( - hey, i forgot to put this up yesterday; lemmee just stick it up now:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< but coz i copped my weekly tirade from PIG mum last night, she flounced off to bed without remembering to order me to take my ted off! so i spent a happy night with two warm feet. :)
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< anyways, where was i?
-oh. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with the other days, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to get going, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to that dreadful, out-of-tune, wannabe singer, andy hui. :P right at the beginning, i'd asked PIG mum who was in the CDplayer, but she, for whatever so reason that so pleased her, refused to tell me. didn't matter. i only had to listen to half a song before i figured out who was singing.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i settled down with a woman's day gossip mag as PIG mum flounced off to repark the car.
-the human movement student - was his name damien? - kindly lent me a stick - it was some cool one with a wide base - not the usual one that i use! - and Forced me to walk to the table.
-i started with some coin exercises, like, era sticking the coin into ela's pincer grip[, then ela lifting herself up and dropping the coin that someone had cut into this big milo tin.
-after, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to a plinth, where jennie had me lie down and do random exercises with ela and my left shoulder. and hey, how cool - jennie knows uncle wilbur!
-finally, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the morning tea table, where the human movement fellow had already kindly poured out a cuppa, white and two, for me. i snacked on two or three of these bird's nest crunchy things. much thanks to the elderly lady who told me that some other snacks on offer had almonds on them! i've already forgotten her name, sorry. >< she can walk, but needs a stick, because she has sth growing on her back/spine/sth like that?
-session finished. i told PIG mum that i wanted to pee once first, so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the disabled toilets (lol, they still haven't stuck up a bar for the disabled toilets yet! :P), made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to our car.
-i immediately remembered to change the CD to anthony callea. of course, PIG mum forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt again, then tootled us off to our lunch date with aunty vicki!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into sunny breeze. aunty vicky met us there; taking a look at the menus, we ordered. aunty vicky got the set lunch with pork, i got the set lunch with chicken, and PIG mum got herself some spicy noodles. i shouldn't be surprised, really; PIG mum prolly got the spicy noodles because it meant that whenever she pilfered my lunch, i couldn't do the same to hers (i can't eat spicy food, remember.) we all drank yummy green tea. aunty vicki was really nice and donated some of her food, ie some egg stuff and a little bit of pork to me; PIG mum immediately tore off a chicken chunk of mine and handed it back to aunty vicky. when i asked her why she didn't give any of her spicy noodles back to aunty vicky she snapped at me that aunty vicky didn't like spicy noodles. whatever.
-thanks to aunty vicky who shouted us! PIG mum says that next time, it's our turn to pay. so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt again, PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to anthony callea.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside and forced me to bend awkwardly to flip on the switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair. i bent awkwardly once more to flick on the bottom three switches, then tootled online.
-cool, i finished! technically, if PIG mum isn't being a great big meaniepoo again, i should have an hour left online. anyways, i'll just check, then get my naruto fix for this week. hope to see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post this afternoon.
thursday post
good evening!
well, em didn't pop online till 9:10pm. PIG mum has said she's forcing me to bed at 10:10pm, so i'll be sure to note the time i get booted off, then on sunday, will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I PROMISE! i've already got 15mins owing from a previous day, so yeah.
-eep, only ten minutes to post about today!
-TWFT topic was 'staying power'
-thanks to dearest dad for yummy ham and egg on toast as breakfast this morning, and a mug of warm milo.
-PIG mum tootled us off to PA. usual crummy peak-hour traffic.
-i was extremely relieved/grateful when she popped the boot for sparkless. we wheeled me in.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i filled out a form about myself, no metal in my body, etc.
-MRI. i remembered to just sing in my head and not out aloud this time.
-i used a pan a few times today.
-down in the transit lounge, PIG mum and i had half an egg sandwhich each, and a lil container of orange juice. i think 110mL?
-went up to 2C! can't remember for what, though ... i fell asleep. joseph came to visit! sorry, his real name's colin, but i keep calling him joseph, for some odd reason. :p his poor ... mum, was it? female relative, anyhow, had a stroke. hope she'll be okay.
-back down to transit lounge. scored a cup of tea and a pack of bikkies, as did PIG mum. fell asleep again, waiting for the neurosurgeon to come reset my shunt so i could finally get up.
-was finally released after 5pm. PIG mum rang karen to come then tootled us home.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-karen Forced me to walk out to her car, and tootled us off to garbo.
-we went to the library first, to return my -almost! - overdue book. then we wheeled ourselves round kmart to pick up a neat father's day card and pressie for dearest dad.
-dinnertime! i finally enjoyed my first two piece feed in two whole months!!!!!! karen had some kinda chicken salad thing , pinched two of my chippies :P and drank my pepsi. i had a yummy low-fat shake.
-we went to stacks to find a good gift bag to put in dad's gift for him. i also wrote out his father's day card.
-karen went to buy herself some grapefruit for breakfast toms. when i was in borders browsing servant of the empire and another feist novel, she went upstairs to buy jamie some mongolian beef in thick yellow noodles for dinner tonight.
-she took me once more to the loo before she tootled us home. sheesh, but it does PISS me off sth big when ppl who have absolutely no problems at all make use of the disabled toilets!
-she drove us home. karen listens to 97.3FM, BTW.
-sweet, i finished! well, just haveta type out that i was hard at work plodding 327 steps today. not a lot, i know, but i've spent most of today flat on my back! :P i promise there'll be more toms, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
well, em didn't pop online till 9:10pm. PIG mum has said she's forcing me to bed at 10:10pm, so i'll be sure to note the time i get booted off, then on sunday, will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, I PROMISE! i've already got 15mins owing from a previous day, so yeah.
-eep, only ten minutes to post about today!
-TWFT topic was 'staying power'
-thanks to dearest dad for yummy ham and egg on toast as breakfast this morning, and a mug of warm milo.
-PIG mum tootled us off to PA. usual crummy peak-hour traffic.
-i was extremely relieved/grateful when she popped the boot for sparkless. we wheeled me in.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i filled out a form about myself, no metal in my body, etc.
-MRI. i remembered to just sing in my head and not out aloud this time.
-i used a pan a few times today.
-down in the transit lounge, PIG mum and i had half an egg sandwhich each, and a lil container of orange juice. i think 110mL?
-went up to 2C! can't remember for what, though ... i fell asleep. joseph came to visit! sorry, his real name's colin, but i keep calling him joseph, for some odd reason. :p his poor ... mum, was it? female relative, anyhow, had a stroke. hope she'll be okay.
-back down to transit lounge. scored a cup of tea and a pack of bikkies, as did PIG mum. fell asleep again, waiting for the neurosurgeon to come reset my shunt so i could finally get up.
-was finally released after 5pm. PIG mum rang karen to come then tootled us home.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-karen Forced me to walk out to her car, and tootled us off to garbo.
-we went to the library first, to return my -almost! - overdue book. then we wheeled ourselves round kmart to pick up a neat father's day card and pressie for dearest dad.
-dinnertime! i finally enjoyed my first two piece feed in two whole months!!!!!! karen had some kinda chicken salad thing , pinched two of my chippies :P and drank my pepsi. i had a yummy low-fat shake.
-we went to stacks to find a good gift bag to put in dad's gift for him. i also wrote out his father's day card.
-karen went to buy herself some grapefruit for breakfast toms. when i was in borders browsing servant of the empire and another feist novel, she went upstairs to buy jamie some mongolian beef in thick yellow noodles for dinner tonight.
-she took me once more to the loo before she tootled us home. sheesh, but it does PISS me off sth big when ppl who have absolutely no problems at all make use of the disabled toilets!
-she drove us home. karen listens to 97.3FM, BTW.
-sweet, i finished! well, just haveta type out that i was hard at work plodding 327 steps today. not a lot, i know, but i've spent most of today flat on my back! :P i promise there'll be more toms, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
wednesday post
good evening!
TWFT topic was 'exercise control without being controlling', and em was hard at work plodding 2564 steps today. anyways, i didn't pop online till 8pm, but coz i have an appointment at the PA early toms - 8am! can i sleep in the car while you drive, PIG mum? :P - parents have promised to note the time down for me, then i'll get back every single minute i'm owed, i promise! righteo, spotty :P points for today, incoming!
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i used the pot :P got kitted, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table.
-i only took a sip from the required glass of water then had a mug of milo for first breakfast. thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs for today.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy. >< we listened to westlife's face to face all day, BTW.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk inside to a bed, and my torture session started. >< :P
-i did: right and left arm reachy exercises, standing and weight shifting to the lwft (duh! which other direction would i be allowed to go to? :P) exercises, some left foot exercises. i survived.
-at the end, vincent the physio Forced me to walk back out, and he handed me back to PIG mum, who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to plaza for our breakfast at sunnybank plaza.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into sunni cafe. i think the owners of sunni cafe also own sunni bakery?
-PIG mum went to check out the menu as the girl sitting next to me, left, handing me her woman's day gossip mag to browse.
-i ordered a egg and ham in macaroni (sp?) while PIG mum ordered toast, chicken chop, egg and toast. i drank an orange juice, PIG mum a cup of tea with one sugar. originally, the tea was mine, and the orange juice PIG mum's, but after she refused to give me two sugars in my tea for whatever so reason that pleased her, i traded drinks with her.
-PIG mum just helped herself to my macaroni (sp?), she kindly gave me a tiny chunk of her chicken chop, and i donated all my icky peas to her. :P
-also thanks to PIG mum who wandered over to sunni bakery and picked up some bread for me.
-time to leave, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD, of course forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. she tootled us home.
-but we received a call from aunty wendy! "sorry aunty wendy, we're almost home!" i told her.
-i needed to pee. so aunty wendy Forced me to walk into the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to my dining chair.
-PIG mum had ordered me to hurry up and start learning the story you haveta read for the wee kiddies on sunday! so i complied and read it through 3 or 4 times. it's a great story! must remember to thank peter pie for finding me such a great one!
lunch time! much thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought some vermicelli she'd fried with cabbage and lettuce over! so i gobbled that down with a yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-aunty wendy gave ela a rub/massage. before she left, she took me to the loo once more. which reminds me, when i have the time, i must send an email/ get on facebook to ping and asked her where she's gone!
-ding dong! daniel and vincent, the human movement guys, came. vincent says he'd from taiwan, so i promptly showed him all the limited mandarin i know. :P
-so we talked a bit, they also got me up and Forced me to walk around a bit. but best of all, daniel kept his promise and played me a song from the gladiator on the piano! actually, they left me a list, titled physical activity vs. physical inactivity, which i was ordered/asked :P to type up, but sorry, i'll haveta leave that till toms/whenever i get the time coz it's getting late, sorry!
-when they left, i tootled online for awhile, coz poor chrissy rang and said that she'd be late (but she ALWAYS late! :P) coz she's lost/someone's stolen her wallet! ><
-but she eventually arrived, only like 40 mins late. :P chrissy Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower.
-sadly, she also forced me to undress all of me. oh well.
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today. but eep, why am i still spotty EVERYWHERE?! o_O ><
-i dried myself, creamed myself, got rekitted. chrissy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. another one that enjoys forcing me to walk without sticky. argh. ><
-afternoon tea was a bowl of that yummy pasta i'd cooked yesterday and a mug of warm milo. i'd asked chrissy for two teaspoonfuls of sugar in my tea, please, but she refused, so i said i'd just have a cup of milo, then. coz i take my milo without sugar. remember brendan? that boy from BIRU with kids but confined to a wheelchair coz he'd fallen of a vehicle while pig hunting? he took his milo with two sugars. actually, i wonder how milo tastes with sugar? nah, better not try. i might like the taste too much. :p
-so i enjoyed my arvo tea all the way till 6pm! :P fair enough, i was reading my bookclub novel also. :P
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my TV chair. first, we watched this lucky woman win like, $14 000 off deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. dam levels are still at 76%.
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a rub/massage as i watched today tonight till 6:45. then chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water - my last chance at holding a cup 'incorrectly' today! :P and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-chrissy came to get me. she Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs. PIG mum dismissed her, she'll be back on saturday arvo.
-PIG mum took poor em on a forced march up the stairs to her room and back down. actually, i sat down in the computer chair, said hello to wavy and sunnybank, then PIG mum and i browsed more photos. i'm in the assorted pictures folder right now. dear dad came home in the meanwhile.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we descended for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and a couple of small but yummy chunks of chicken. and sth else too, i suspect, but sorry, i've forgotten. >< :P dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to my computer chair and i tootled online.
-but poo poo. >< em needed to pee. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table.
-phew, i finished! an eventful day toms - i've got an MRI scheduled for 8am at the PA! please pray for me, if you don't mind ... coz i'm a little nervous/frightened, sorry. but hopefully i'll get some good results from it! then toms night, karen's taking me to garbo! hopefully PIG mum won't be a MEANIEPOO and deny poor em a two piece feed again, but i definitely want a low-fat shake! even more importantly, karen will be taking me to buy a neat father's day present! hope i can find a good one for him!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight.
TWFT topic was 'exercise control without being controlling', and em was hard at work plodding 2564 steps today. anyways, i didn't pop online till 8pm, but coz i have an appointment at the PA early toms - 8am! can i sleep in the car while you drive, PIG mum? :P - parents have promised to note the time down for me, then i'll get back every single minute i'm owed, i promise! righteo, spotty :P points for today, incoming!
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i used the pot :P got kitted, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling table.
-i only took a sip from the required glass of water then had a mug of milo for first breakfast. thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs for today.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy. >< we listened to westlife's face to face all day, BTW.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk inside to a bed, and my torture session started. >< :P
-i did: right and left arm reachy exercises, standing and weight shifting to the lwft (duh! which other direction would i be allowed to go to? :P) exercises, some left foot exercises. i survived.
-at the end, vincent the physio Forced me to walk back out, and he handed me back to PIG mum, who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, PIG mum tootled us off to plaza for our breakfast at sunnybank plaza.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into sunni cafe. i think the owners of sunni cafe also own sunni bakery?
-PIG mum went to check out the menu as the girl sitting next to me, left, handing me her woman's day gossip mag to browse.
-i ordered a egg and ham in macaroni (sp?) while PIG mum ordered toast, chicken chop, egg and toast. i drank an orange juice, PIG mum a cup of tea with one sugar. originally, the tea was mine, and the orange juice PIG mum's, but after she refused to give me two sugars in my tea for whatever so reason that pleased her, i traded drinks with her.
-PIG mum just helped herself to my macaroni (sp?), she kindly gave me a tiny chunk of her chicken chop, and i donated all my icky peas to her. :P
-also thanks to PIG mum who wandered over to sunni bakery and picked up some bread for me.
-time to leave, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD, of course forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. she tootled us home.
-but we received a call from aunty wendy! "sorry aunty wendy, we're almost home!" i told her.
-i needed to pee. so aunty wendy Forced me to walk into the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to my dining chair.
-PIG mum had ordered me to hurry up and start learning the story you haveta read for the wee kiddies on sunday! so i complied and read it through 3 or 4 times. it's a great story! must remember to thank peter pie for finding me such a great one!
lunch time! much thanks to aunty wendy who'd brought some vermicelli she'd fried with cabbage and lettuce over! so i gobbled that down with a yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-aunty wendy gave ela a rub/massage. before she left, she took me to the loo once more. which reminds me, when i have the time, i must send an email/ get on facebook to ping and asked her where she's gone!
-ding dong! daniel and vincent, the human movement guys, came. vincent says he'd from taiwan, so i promptly showed him all the limited mandarin i know. :P
-so we talked a bit, they also got me up and Forced me to walk around a bit. but best of all, daniel kept his promise and played me a song from the gladiator on the piano! actually, they left me a list, titled physical activity vs. physical inactivity, which i was ordered/asked :P to type up, but sorry, i'll haveta leave that till toms/whenever i get the time coz it's getting late, sorry!
-when they left, i tootled online for awhile, coz poor chrissy rang and said that she'd be late (but she ALWAYS late! :P) coz she's lost/someone's stolen her wallet! ><
-but she eventually arrived, only like 40 mins late. :P chrissy Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower.
-sadly, she also forced me to undress all of me. oh well.
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today. but eep, why am i still spotty EVERYWHERE?! o_O ><
-i dried myself, creamed myself, got rekitted. chrissy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. another one that enjoys forcing me to walk without sticky. argh. ><
-afternoon tea was a bowl of that yummy pasta i'd cooked yesterday and a mug of warm milo. i'd asked chrissy for two teaspoonfuls of sugar in my tea, please, but she refused, so i said i'd just have a cup of milo, then. coz i take my milo without sugar. remember brendan? that boy from BIRU with kids but confined to a wheelchair coz he'd fallen of a vehicle while pig hunting? he took his milo with two sugars. actually, i wonder how milo tastes with sugar? nah, better not try. i might like the taste too much. :p
-so i enjoyed my arvo tea all the way till 6pm! :P fair enough, i was reading my bookclub novel also. :P
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my TV chair. first, we watched this lucky woman win like, $14 000 off deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. dam levels are still at 76%.
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a rub/massage as i watched today tonight till 6:45. then chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet. thanks to her who passed me a glass of water - my last chance at holding a cup 'incorrectly' today! :P and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-chrissy came to get me. she Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs. PIG mum dismissed her, she'll be back on saturday arvo.
-PIG mum took poor em on a forced march up the stairs to her room and back down. actually, i sat down in the computer chair, said hello to wavy and sunnybank, then PIG mum and i browsed more photos. i'm in the assorted pictures folder right now. dear dad came home in the meanwhile.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we descended for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and a couple of small but yummy chunks of chicken. and sth else too, i suspect, but sorry, i've forgotten. >< :P dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to my computer chair and i tootled online.
-but poo poo. >< em needed to pee. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table.
-phew, i finished! an eventful day toms - i've got an MRI scheduled for 8am at the PA! please pray for me, if you don't mind ... coz i'm a little nervous/frightened, sorry. but hopefully i'll get some good results from it! then toms night, karen's taking me to garbo! hopefully PIG mum won't be a MEANIEPOO and deny poor em a two piece feed again, but i definitely want a low-fat shake! even more importantly, karen will be taking me to buy a neat father's day present! hope i can find a good one for him!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
good afternoon! no plodding total from me yet, coz it's not even quite 3pm! but TWFT topic was are you losing yourself? anyways, what happened today?
-oh, poo poo. first day of the month, and em woke up wet. twice. >< i think with the exception of the month may, i've been wet at least once every month. ><
-but much thanks to PIG mum, who gave me a little chunk of freddo frog with my half cuppa of milk last night, to 'say bye bye to winter'.
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." i sang maybe 10% of my second-favourite song in my head before PIG mum dug me up? but, on the commode, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', - and helped me wipe afterwards. back inside my room, i got kitted for the day, also copping my tirade of the week from PIG mum. hmm ... and it's only the second day of the week ... i don't really fancy my chances at surviving through the rest of the wek rant free. >< PIG mum snapped my walkbelt on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
- i had two sips from the required glass of water. breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the previous days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-after breakfast, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to the PA for physio, listening to ... lol, i can't remember. >< but it wasn't westlife. oh, it was leslie cheung!
-we found a park outside. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the loo. no guesses as to who had to do the dakking and un-dakking. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the day hospital.
-thanks to PIG mum who got me a little cup of water and an OK! gossip mag to browse until dom dom arrived.
-physio with dom dom started at 9am. she Forced me to walk to a bed, then i did lotsa standing exercises with her, mainly.
-helen came with morning tea! so white and two for me, with a packet of bikkies. but i didn't get to have it until the end of the session, when she Forced me to walk up and down a little flight of steps, then Forced me to hobble/stagger/limp to a chair. it was a new thing actually, first time me walking without my sexy belt :P or sticky! so i just clung to myself for dear life, and tried my hardest not to fall to my death. o_O :p
-i asked to go to the loo once more before we left. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand. i'd just hobbled/staggered/limped to the bar, ready to let PIG mum force me to walk back to the car, but no; she realised i hadn't washed ela! so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the sink to wash and dry els, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car.
-of course she forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, then we went home coz PIG mum had 'forgotten' sticky. i mean, i understand that it gives her immense pleasure to force her poor daughter to walk around everywhere without her walkbelt and/or sticky; on the rare ocassions (sp?) she does allow me, it's either the walkbelt. or sticky. but never both. which means that sorry, you're asking too much of me to be able to walk my right foot over my left foot. i mean, every time i haveta walk, i'm scared sh*tless of falling, how will refusing me my walkbelt and/or sticky encourage me to walk with my right foot over my left? ai, whatever. i'll survive. somehow, i always do.
-so once we were home, i rang CODA to see who would be coming in to help me out this arvo, megan/meghan gave me a name, but i've already forgotten it, sorry. but i think she looks asian? will ask her when i'm having my shower. i tried ringing dearest dad, but he was busy and cut the line off. but he rang us back and both PIG mum and i spoke to him!
-i changed the CD to westlife's face to face, and PIG mum tootled us off. funny ... when i have a westlife disc in the player, PIG mum always turns the volume to eight or lower, snapping that her poor, delicate and sensitive ears can't take their loud singing. on the other hand, when she's listening to her beloved andy hui, that nasally, out-of-tune wannabe singer, :p she always has the volume up at thirteen or higher. her justification is that asian CDs are somehow softer. fair enough. but i maintain that she's still biased, why? coz this morning, we were listening to leslie cheung, and PIG mum kept the volume to nine or less. but hey, he's an asian singer! why couldn't i listen to him at volume thirteen, like you do with your andy hui? oh well. whatever.
-eep, i PROMISE i didn't hit anything! where's my post gone?! ><
-of course, 'bunana' PIG mum got us lost. >< :p so i had to ring margie twice, PIG mum also pulled over twice and asked randoms for directions. but we made it there in the end. phew. :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk inside. she took me to the loo once, then thanks to margie who got me a comfy chair to sit on and a nice soft cushion for ela to rest on, then took PIG mum around and introduced her to all the other book club ladies.
-we were the group that stayed outside for lunch. i told the ladies the sad story of god smiting me down, then the funny story of erika with eric's noodles. :p
-lunch: i had two or three yummy lettuce chicken wrap things, a few chunks of bread with lettuce and ham, and a few crackers with cheese. actually, erika introduced me to this kind of bread from germany - it was DARK BROWN! i found the taste not bad, but PIG mum didn't like it. sadly, PIG mum had to excuse ourselves coz home mods were coming to visit us. so i missed out on yummy dessert. so we said our thanks and byes, then margie walked us out.
-of course, 'bunana' PIG mum got us lost again. :P we made it home before the home mods people got here, though. just. :p
-anyways, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to yank my own daks down. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum got me, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-i tootled briefly online as the home mod lady - catherine - and the builder - dave, not bob :P - had a yak to PIG mum and explored our house. i think they might be planning to turn the downstairs laundry into a bathroom for me, or sth?
-ding dong! my new carer today is dorothy. she's born in new zealand but grew up in samoa. 'fafetai' is how you say thank-you in samoan, and 'malo' is how you say thank-you in tongan. just once, though. i was saying 'malo malo malo' and she was like, "just once, you ninny." :P i mean, she didn't actually call me that. :P
-so PIG mum showed her around, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom, of course forcing me to dak myself. then she left us to it.
-but PIG mum's a great big MEANIEPOO. dorothy forced me to undress all of myself today. when i asked her why we couldn't do it together, she replied, "your mum instructed me not to." ><
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my own hair today. and my nose and chin are still too persistently spotty. >< :P
- i dried myself, creamed myself, rekitted myself. well, what i could manage, anyway. dorothy finished up, she handed me sticky, then Forced me to walk back outside. PIG mum was having a yak to mariana, so i had a chat to her also. i think she's taking me out on thursday after UQ physio?
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! coz there was no ham left. wonder if PIG mum'll buy me some more toms? and a cup of green tea, sweetened with 1.5 teaspoons of honey/sugar. i'd asked dorothy please for two teaspoonfuls, but she only gave me one, saying PIG mum had only ordered one. so i asked PIG mum please for one more after she got off the phone to mariana. for some unknown reason, she snapped no to one more teaspoon of honey, but gave me a little more sugar. dunno.
-PIG mum rocked off upstairs to pig land :P so dorothy and i began our cooking! yummy pasta in campbell's cream of chicken soup. so i grated carrot as dorothy cut up the spam (we didn't have any chicken in the house, see) then i poured everything into the bowl and mixed it all around. dorothy stuck that in the oven. then i read my book club novel for awhile.
-at 6pm, dorothy Forced me to walk to my TV chair and flicked on the TV to channel seven. first, we watched some lucky lady win, like, $14 000 on deal or no deal, then at 6pm we watched seven's evening news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath. sport was by shane webcke, and weather by john schluter. yay, telstra shares were up a couple of cents (and i mean that quite literally :P) and i think dam levels are at 76%.
-thanks to dorothy who quartered me a pear and also mixed me a yummy warm chocolate nesquik.
-at 6:30, i watched today tonight for 15mins, and asked dorothy to please give ela a massage/rub.
-at 6:45, dorothy Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she lives only behind coles - says she might run here next time she works. and she's having pumpkin soup for dinner tonight. the add hot water and stir in a packet one. actually, today's only her second day at work for staffing options!
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em to do those soccer exercises that daniel had taught me, then 40+mins of arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to PIG mum's room and back down. actually, i went to her loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash my hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them, then THREW (ouch! just kidding. :P) poor em down the stairs.
-dinner tonight: my yummy pasta cooking! of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. thanks also to dearest dad who provided a small but yummy chunk of crumbed fish with a squirt of mayo on top. of course, no thanks to PIG mum who forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i munched my yummy fish, even though i had just skewered the fish on my fork. my bowl was EMPTY. >< whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online.
-yay, i finished! so i'll just check, then send an email to aunty nga and cassie amos if there's time. if not, i'll just haveta keep pushing it back till i do have time. lol, it's the story of my life, really. >< :P
-toms, PIG mum's forcing poor em to go to a torture session :P with vincent the physio. >< ah well, should survive. i just wonder, where will we go for breaakie/lunch afterwards? and it'll be chrissy coming toms arvo! lol, i prolly shouldn't type here that i now know how to swear in german. actually, i only remember the first half of the word, not the second ... must remember to ask chrissy what that is toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. i almost forgot my final plodding total for today! o_O :P so yeah, today, em was hard at work plodding 2587 steps.
-oh, poo poo. first day of the month, and em woke up wet. twice. >< i think with the exception of the month may, i've been wet at least once every month. ><
-but much thanks to PIG mum, who gave me a little chunk of freddo frog with my half cuppa of milk last night, to 'say bye bye to winter'.
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more mins." i sang maybe 10% of my second-favourite song in my head before PIG mum dug me up? but, on the commode, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', - and helped me wipe afterwards. back inside my room, i got kitted for the day, also copping my tirade of the week from PIG mum. hmm ... and it's only the second day of the week ... i don't really fancy my chances at surviving through the rest of the wek rant free. >< PIG mum snapped my walkbelt on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
- i had two sips from the required glass of water. breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. as with all the previous days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bar, then ordered era to unwrap it.
-after breakfast, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to the PA for physio, listening to ... lol, i can't remember. >< but it wasn't westlife. oh, it was leslie cheung!
-we found a park outside. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the loo. no guesses as to who had to do the dakking and un-dakking. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the day hospital.
-thanks to PIG mum who got me a little cup of water and an OK! gossip mag to browse until dom dom arrived.
-physio with dom dom started at 9am. she Forced me to walk to a bed, then i did lotsa standing exercises with her, mainly.
-helen came with morning tea! so white and two for me, with a packet of bikkies. but i didn't get to have it until the end of the session, when she Forced me to walk up and down a little flight of steps, then Forced me to hobble/stagger/limp to a chair. it was a new thing actually, first time me walking without my sexy belt :P or sticky! so i just clung to myself for dear life, and tried my hardest not to fall to my death. o_O :p
-i asked to go to the loo once more before we left. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand. i'd just hobbled/staggered/limped to the bar, ready to let PIG mum force me to walk back to the car, but no; she realised i hadn't washed ela! so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the sink to wash and dry els, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car.
-of course she forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt, then we went home coz PIG mum had 'forgotten' sticky. i mean, i understand that it gives her immense pleasure to force her poor daughter to walk around everywhere without her walkbelt and/or sticky; on the rare ocassions (sp?) she does allow me, it's either the walkbelt. or sticky. but never both. which means that sorry, you're asking too much of me to be able to walk my right foot over my left foot. i mean, every time i haveta walk, i'm scared sh*tless of falling, how will refusing me my walkbelt and/or sticky encourage me to walk with my right foot over my left? ai, whatever. i'll survive. somehow, i always do.
-so once we were home, i rang CODA to see who would be coming in to help me out this arvo, megan/meghan gave me a name, but i've already forgotten it, sorry. but i think she looks asian? will ask her when i'm having my shower. i tried ringing dearest dad, but he was busy and cut the line off. but he rang us back and both PIG mum and i spoke to him!
-i changed the CD to westlife's face to face, and PIG mum tootled us off. funny ... when i have a westlife disc in the player, PIG mum always turns the volume to eight or lower, snapping that her poor, delicate and sensitive ears can't take their loud singing. on the other hand, when she's listening to her beloved andy hui, that nasally, out-of-tune wannabe singer, :p she always has the volume up at thirteen or higher. her justification is that asian CDs are somehow softer. fair enough. but i maintain that she's still biased, why? coz this morning, we were listening to leslie cheung, and PIG mum kept the volume to nine or less. but hey, he's an asian singer! why couldn't i listen to him at volume thirteen, like you do with your andy hui? oh well. whatever.
-eep, i PROMISE i didn't hit anything! where's my post gone?! ><
-of course, 'bunana' PIG mum got us lost. >< :p so i had to ring margie twice, PIG mum also pulled over twice and asked randoms for directions. but we made it there in the end. phew. :p
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk inside. she took me to the loo once, then thanks to margie who got me a comfy chair to sit on and a nice soft cushion for ela to rest on, then took PIG mum around and introduced her to all the other book club ladies.
-we were the group that stayed outside for lunch. i told the ladies the sad story of god smiting me down, then the funny story of erika with eric's noodles. :p
-lunch: i had two or three yummy lettuce chicken wrap things, a few chunks of bread with lettuce and ham, and a few crackers with cheese. actually, erika introduced me to this kind of bread from germany - it was DARK BROWN! i found the taste not bad, but PIG mum didn't like it. sadly, PIG mum had to excuse ourselves coz home mods were coming to visit us. so i missed out on yummy dessert. so we said our thanks and byes, then margie walked us out.
-of course, 'bunana' PIG mum got us lost again. :P we made it home before the home mods people got here, though. just. :p
-anyways, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to yank my own daks down. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum got me, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-i tootled briefly online as the home mod lady - catherine - and the builder - dave, not bob :P - had a yak to PIG mum and explored our house. i think they might be planning to turn the downstairs laundry into a bathroom for me, or sth?
-ding dong! my new carer today is dorothy. she's born in new zealand but grew up in samoa. 'fafetai' is how you say thank-you in samoan, and 'malo' is how you say thank-you in tongan. just once, though. i was saying 'malo malo malo' and she was like, "just once, you ninny." :P i mean, she didn't actually call me that. :P
-so PIG mum showed her around, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom, of course forcing me to dak myself. then she left us to it.
-but PIG mum's a great big MEANIEPOO. dorothy forced me to undress all of myself today. when i asked her why we couldn't do it together, she replied, "your mum instructed me not to." ><
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my own hair today. and my nose and chin are still too persistently spotty. >< :P
- i dried myself, creamed myself, rekitted myself. well, what i could manage, anyway. dorothy finished up, she handed me sticky, then Forced me to walk back outside. PIG mum was having a yak to mariana, so i had a chat to her also. i think she's taking me out on thursday after UQ physio?
-arvo tea was a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! coz there was no ham left. wonder if PIG mum'll buy me some more toms? and a cup of green tea, sweetened with 1.5 teaspoons of honey/sugar. i'd asked dorothy please for two teaspoonfuls, but she only gave me one, saying PIG mum had only ordered one. so i asked PIG mum please for one more after she got off the phone to mariana. for some unknown reason, she snapped no to one more teaspoon of honey, but gave me a little more sugar. dunno.
-PIG mum rocked off upstairs to pig land :P so dorothy and i began our cooking! yummy pasta in campbell's cream of chicken soup. so i grated carrot as dorothy cut up the spam (we didn't have any chicken in the house, see) then i poured everything into the bowl and mixed it all around. dorothy stuck that in the oven. then i read my book club novel for awhile.
-at 6pm, dorothy Forced me to walk to my TV chair and flicked on the TV to channel seven. first, we watched some lucky lady win, like, $14 000 on deal or no deal, then at 6pm we watched seven's evening news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath. sport was by shane webcke, and weather by john schluter. yay, telstra shares were up a couple of cents (and i mean that quite literally :P) and i think dam levels are at 76%.
-thanks to dorothy who quartered me a pear and also mixed me a yummy warm chocolate nesquik.
-at 6:30, i watched today tonight for 15mins, and asked dorothy to please give ela a massage/rub.
-at 6:45, dorothy Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she lives only behind coles - says she might run here next time she works. and she's having pumpkin soup for dinner tonight. the add hot water and stir in a packet one. actually, today's only her second day at work for staffing options!
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em to do those soccer exercises that daniel had taught me, then 40+mins of arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to PIG mum's room and back down. actually, i went to her loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash my hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them, then THREW (ouch! just kidding. :P) poor em down the stairs.
-dinner tonight: my yummy pasta cooking! of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. thanks also to dearest dad who provided a small but yummy chunk of crumbed fish with a squirt of mayo on top. of course, no thanks to PIG mum who forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i munched my yummy fish, even though i had just skewered the fish on my fork. my bowl was EMPTY. >< whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer, and i tootled online.
-yay, i finished! so i'll just check, then send an email to aunty nga and cassie amos if there's time. if not, i'll just haveta keep pushing it back till i do have time. lol, it's the story of my life, really. >< :P
-toms, PIG mum's forcing poor em to go to a torture session :P with vincent the physio. >< ah well, should survive. i just wonder, where will we go for breaakie/lunch afterwards? and it'll be chrissy coming toms arvo! lol, i prolly shouldn't type here that i now know how to swear in german. actually, i only remember the first half of the word, not the second ... must remember to ask chrissy what that is toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. i almost forgot my final plodding total for today! o_O :P so yeah, today, em was hard at work plodding 2587 steps.
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